The Joke Thread
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 12:43am |
 Coolness: 145375 | what do u mean, expected? u saw that punch line coming? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 12:47am |
 Coolness: 148770 | from a mile away |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 1:28am |
| Coolness: 145375 | you're good.....or sick....or both....you're cool either way ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 1:38am |
 Coolness: 89440 | there's this old lady in a wheelchair who's complaining she's never been fucked.
So this guy walks by, listens to her and says 'that's terrible'. Then he lifts her from her chair, throws her to the ground, kicks the wheelchair down the street and says, 'Now you're fucked.' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 2:45pm |
| Coolness: 148770 | i heard the same one but about a paraplegic.. and he doesnt kick her wheelchair away... he throws her into a rriver |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 3:39pm |
 Coolness: 685545 | Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
A: Not being a retard cripple. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 685545 | ooo ooooo oooo I just remembered another good one!
Q: What do fat people do in the summer? A: Stink. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 4:29pm |
| Coolness: 148770 | i hopr everyone knows im joking, even after making a horribly racist joke like the following:
Q: What did Hitler tell the Black Jew? A: "Get to the back of the gas chamber" i hope at least one person on this board doesnt hate me forever after this post |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 4:31pm |
| Coolness: 685545 | bwahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, 99% of my jokes are just that, their jokes. Don't mean anything by 'em, they were just spur-of-the-moment funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Thu Sep 11, 2003 @ 7:36pm |
| Coolness: 89440 | A woman is giving birth in a delivery room. Once the baby is out, the nurse cuts the umbilical cord and then starts smashing the baby into walls, throwing it around, punting it, etc... Meanwhile the mother is going fucking nuts screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BAYBEEEE??!!" Then the nurse turns to her and says: "it's ok, it was dead anyway!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Fri Sep 12, 2003 @ 1:35am |
 Coolness: 174045 | HEy what do you call seagulls who live near bays?
Bagels. Megan you rock my socks. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Sep 12, 2003 @ 1:54am |
 Coolness: 276390 | lol
Whats yellow and passes through walls... DAN TRAN. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Sat Sep 13, 2003 @ 4:08am |
| Coolness: 145375 | so there's these 2 gay guys in the cabin of a bar's washroom and they're feeling horny as shit and so one of them is like
"oh yeah baby, I want you right here and right now. Let's get in on!" so the other one asks if he has any condoms on him because he's all out. After realising that they're both all out, he decides to go and get some at the dep across the street.(it's one of those bars that don't sell condoms...it's possible) "You just wait right here and I'll be right back.....and don't u dare start without me! is that clear?!" "yeah sure, don't worry about it baby but do hurry for I am so hot right now sugar buns." "I'll be back in a matter of seconds but DON'T start without me!" "I won't, I won't. Promise, pinky swear!" so he runs outside to get some condoms and as he runs back inside the washroom, he slips and falls on his ass!.....he notices that all the washroom walls and the ceiling with the floor are covered in a thick layer of cum!!!! so as he gets back on his feets, he screams "You just couldn't wait for me now could ya?!?!" and so the other one replys "That's not it baby and I'm really sorry but all I did was fart!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat Sep 13, 2003 @ 11:07am |
 Coolness: 154630 | Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. HA HA HA HA... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 7:47pm |
| Coolness: 89440 | my doctor told me to stay away from cocaine, so i bought a 15 foot straw. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 9:05pm |
| Coolness: 174045 | hahaha thats agood one lindsay |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 9:41pm |
| Coolness: 89440 | its funnay cause its true? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» shpud replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 9:44pm |
 Coolness: 57895 | i beleive that |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 9:49pm |
| Coolness: 89440 | don't YOU start too soumaya
i thought we were like dis you me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» shpud replied on Mon Sep 15, 2003 @ 9:52pm |
| Coolness: 57895 | we are we are
but i just love it when your drunk and stoned your so much funnier but our bond was kinda broken when you moved away from my country and by country i meant street...now im all alone |
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