The Joke Thread
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Dec 22, 2003 @ 8:33pm |
 Coolness: 145380 | A small guy goes out drinking and ends the night by being thrown into the drunk tank. He walks in and sees a huge dude standing there. The dude says, “Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints. When he recovers, he asks the big dude to repeat himself. “Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, Turner Brown,” he says. The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said, ‘Turn around!’” |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Dec 23, 2003 @ 4:25pm |
| Coolness: 145380 | Why does Micheal Jackson like K-Mart?
Because little boy's pants are half off. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Fri Dec 26, 2003 @ 7:33am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q.What is Michael Jackson's favorite part about twenty-eight year olds?
A.There are twenty of them. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Dec 30, 2003 @ 3:33pm |
| Coolness: 145380 | A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local course. One of the men is about to chip into the green when he sees a funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes and bows his head in prayer. His friend says, “Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You are a kind man.” The man replies, “Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years.” |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Suckballs_bebe replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 10:06am |
 Coolness: 66445 | I have a joke!
So the wife gives money to the husband to go grocery shopping or some shizz like that. But the husband has an attention spand of house cat and stops off at this weird looking antique store on the way. Not only does he have a really short attention spand but he's also gullible and stupid rendering him unable to say no when the merchand asked him if he wanted to purchase a magic mirror that supposedly -if asked carefully- would fufill his wildest dreams. *** Anyhoo, he goes home and tells his wife that he bought a magic mirror, she hits him over the head and tells him how pist she is with him for having bought such a ridiculous thing instead of groceries, nevertheless it was a nice mirror so she hung it on the bathroom door. After taking a shower, she looked at her reflexion and said to herself "hey wtv it's worth a try"... So she says "Magic mirror on the door, make my bust of 44" *POOF* her tits are huge. She comes running down the stairs screaming "Honey! Honey! The mirror actually works!" Seeing her big boobs, her husband ran upstairs without hesistation, stripped himself nude then said " Magic mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" *POOF* his legs fell off. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 11:20am |
 Coolness: 685550 | hahahahahahaha that's great! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Sun Jan 4, 2004 @ 8:17am |
| Coolness: 145380 | yeah hahahaha I second that! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:40am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q. What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:42am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:42am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:43am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:43am |
| Coolness: 145380 | you have to tell those 3 previous ones in that specific order :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SpaceyTracy replied on Mon Jan 19, 2004 @ 8:42pm |
| Coolness: 41650 | your mother |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Mon Jan 26, 2004 @ 4:03am |
| Coolness: 145380 | A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
“Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” the man answered. “No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.” |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:14am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:15am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker.
Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore. Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely. Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Dianna Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:16am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Knock, knock.
Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:17am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:21am |
| Coolness: 145380 | Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?( the woman who became world famous after she cut off her husband's penis)
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Tue Jan 27, 2004 @ 10:29am |
 Coolness: 121400 | what's with the dead baby jokes? tha'ts really sick |
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