You can slide it in... but you can't pull out !

I know I know, it might be a repost, but...

I want to know what you guys ( and girls ) think of this.

Girls : would you wear it ? would you really feel more secure having this inside of you ?

Here is a pic of the anti-rape condom...



Nasty looking, isn't it ?

For sure it'll make potential rapists think twice before acting dumb.

" Let me smell yo dick ", by female R&B artist Riskay, is possibly the most ridiculous song this year, even surpassing Souljah Boy's " anthem " in sheer lyrical stupidity.

This interview was posted recently on Vice's blog...

Vice: Why do you think "Smell Yo Dick" has taken off ?

Riskay: I think it's because a lot of women have thought about it but they never had the nerve to do it, and now they don't have to be ashamed to try it. A lot of men cheat because they can get away with it, but I feel like if a man knows a woman will go to that extent [dick-smelling], they probably won't cheat. Men have degraded women and acted like we're stupid for so many years, and they come up with songs about cheating, so why can't I just represent women? This is how I feel, this is what I've been through.

Vice : How many times have you smelled a dick ?

Riskay: Once, when I was younger. I had a guy that was cheating on me. You know, always coming home about five o'clock in the morning, always trying to make up excuses. He's out with his boys. I'm like, "Hey if you're not cheating, let me smell it."

Vice : And he let you ?

Riskay: Yeah. He was confident in himself, as if I'm stupid and I don't know what latex smells like. It smelled like... it had condom smell.

Vice : Couldn't you just smell his hands, or his face ?

Riskay: Yeah, you could smell his hands or his face-if you wanna be disgusting. I would prefer to smell his dick than taste some other chick in his mouth.

Vice : I think a lot of women would be afraid to just ask outright. Any tips on how to get him to offer up the goods ?

Riskay: If you feel like your man might cuss you out and try to get violent with you if you ask, then act like you're gonna give him some head and just smell it.

Vice : What if you smelled a guy's dick and it smelled like saliva? Would that be as bad?

Riskay: You know, if it smells like stank breath, that's wrong too. A lot of men are like "Oh, she just gave me head," and I'm like "OK, that's cheatin."

Vice : What if he thought ahead and took a shower before coming home? You could be fooled.

Riskay: If he's been out all day, he shouldn't smell like soap. I was talking with a male rapper friend, and he said "What I do is take baby wipes and clean myself before I get home," and then another guy told me he just let his thing out and rolled the windows down in the car so his dick could air out.

Vice : I love picturing that. Do you worry that with your song being heard so much, maybe men will wise up and everyone will carry baby wipes or let their dick air out in the car, and then smelling it will be ruined for women everywhere?

Riskay: When I first did the song, a lot of my man friends were like "You're giving females too much information! You're giving them bad, bad ideas. This is wrong." A lot of men don't like it, probably because they're cheating. They think "Oh my God, this is for real. She done put females up on somethin' and we in trouble now."

DSL dropped some dubstep in QC city... did he do the same in Montreal ?

Yes Stunna, there is still room for both you AND your girlfriend !

The workshops are going to be held at Dj Mana's dj school, " Soul Mechanics ", which is located on St-Denis street, near Sherbrooke metro ( 3875 A St-Denis ).



The first workshop is Friday, the 11th of January 2008, from 1 pm to 4 pm.

The workshops are FREE.

I will be contacting everyone who sent me an e-mail saying they wanted to take part this week.

I went through tunecore distro...!

In addition to [ Addictech.com ] and [ Digital-tunes.net ] you will be able to find my releases on i-tunes ( U.S., Canada, Japan, U.K. / E.U., New Zealand, Australia ), Rhapsody, Amazon, Groupie tunes, and a few other e-music stores.

Full news here : [ www.mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

Tell your friends !

It is FREE !

Not many places left.......

The first workshop will start the second week of January 2008. The first workshop ( drum programming ) consists of five sessions of three hours each.

Check my blog for the final dates and times : [ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

The workshops will be held at Dj Mana's school for dj's.

I have to thank Dj Mana here.

He was kind enough to provide the space for these workshops. Without him, they would not have seen the light of day.

So big up your chest dj Mana !

If you're interested, please send your name and e-mail and I will contact you asap !

Thank you !

lmaoooooooo

Found this on Craigslist this morning. Check it out :

" I'm looking for a guy or group of guys to spit on my face. Thats it. Nothing else. There is no sezx whatsoever involved or getting undressed. I will pay you to do this. You have to be between 18 and 24 and feel free to do this with a friend or a few friends. Please send a face pic. "

Source : [ montreal.craigslist.ca ]


lmaooooooooooooooooo

Even more gangsterer !
















































That and a few beer = sick !

Trop gangsta le snack

I will post an article on my blog this week on the origin of the term " dubstep ".

[ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

( The blog was updated this afternoon )

Dubstep isn't dub music, but is certainly influenced by dub.

Just to let everyone know...

The first dubstep production workshop is in the making. It will focus on the various aspects of drum programming : the selection of drum hits, the " breakbeat methodology " and dubstep, aligning the transients, compression ( parallel compression, sidechaining, etc. ), " gelling " drum tracks, effects, processors... and more !

These workshops will not be 100% theory. A hands-on approach to dubstep production is absolutely necessary in my opinion.

I'm not the best producer out there ( ie Subtone and Blake Market ), and I'm certainly not the best teacher !, but I want more local producers to start making dubstep ( in fact, I think it's absolutely vital to the scene ) and that's why I thought it would be a good idea to organize these workshops.

It will be a good learning experience for me as well as I am absolutely certain my " students " will teach me a few things.

This question is aimed at those who are interested... what would be the best time for you ? During the week ? The week-end ? During the day ( afternoon ) or in the evening ?

Do you mention the fact that you are a dj or a musician ?

or

Do you usually keep that kind of information for yourself, fearing that your potential employer will find such activities, and everything that is associated with them, not " serious " ?

( Of course it depends on the type of job you're applying for ).

The new look is sick

lmao I'm banned wtf

That was quick !

I want to see all the old mtldnb heads on this new forum !

I think that having a drum and bass forum is absolutely vital to the scene.

If you need some help with your project, just ask !

@ LukePeril

Did you listen to the mix I posted a while ago ?

Here it is again, for you and for those who missed it :
[ www.sendspace.com ]

If you like the mix, buy my tunes : [ mtlgrime.blogspot.com. ]

Try this link instead : [ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

In terms of innovation ? Dubstep.

A little mix to introduce you all to the genre.

Tracklist :

1. Reso Toasted (Pitch Black)
2. Forensix (MCR) Solace (Revolution Music)
3. Reso & Roguestar No Such Thing as Fate (forthcoming on Urban Graffiti)
4. Hatcha & Benga Progression (Planet Mu)
5. Hektagon Dubness (unreleased)
6. Intoccabile Wardance (Fyutchaflex Recordings)
7. Elemental Bleep (Pitch Black)
8. Ramadanman Silent Winners (unreleased)

[ dubstep.com.au ]

For those interested, I'm in the process of organizing a DUBSTEP PRODUCTION WORKSHOP... just enough to cover the basics ( basslines, drum layering, mixdown, impulse responses and convolution reverbs, etc. ).

Look forward to it !

I love how all the dj's had their own distinct sound.

The venue was absolutely fantastic !

Free food... oh my !

All night record sale... oh my !

Very friendly staff.

Benga and Hatcha absolutely destroyed the venue...

MOAR dubstep.

People, just wait until you see the venue....!!!

Yay ! Bring your friends ^_^

I'm going to drop lots of good stuff and all the other dj's will too !

NICE WAREHOUSE, on the 27th of October, is THE place to be for DUBSTEP lovers !

Hey, have you heard, did you know ??? Dubstep is the new thing !

There will be a BIG Dubstep show on the 27th of October called " stop the war on vinyl ".

It is organized by the MTL SUB SYNDICATE in collaboration with NICE MUSIC.

Follow the link for info in this event : [ rave.ca ]

I thought I would do a mix, for those who want a little taste of what they will hear me play on the 27th ( and also for those who are still wondering what the hell is DUBSTEP ).

Here is the link to the mix : [ www.sendspace.com ]

For the tracklist, follow the link to the MTLGRIME blog : [ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

Enjoy ! =D

Here is a GRIME-DUBSTEP mix I finished today. For those who want a little taste of what they will hear me play on the 27th :

[ www.sendspace.com ]

For the tracklist, follow the link to my blog : [ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

Bump for the week-end kru

TONIGHT !

Come early...! The party starts at 10.

Check the calendar for the location ^_^

WOOP WOOP

Big show !

Please do ! And bring some friends as well ! ^_^

[ mtlgrime.blogspot.com ]

Just a few days now...!

Malade le party

merci merci merci !

Bump for the sunday morning crew

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Saturday October the 6th 2007

From 10pm to 6am

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I will be playing for 4 hours on 3 decks. Expect a DEEP Grime and Dubstep set.

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Many, many, many exclusives you will not hear anywhere else.

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A night of SICK beats... don't be left out... come see what the hype is all about !

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