Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Fri Dec 1, 2006 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 81210 | ^^^that is so bad it hurts me... ow... |
| I'm feeling the best right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Spectrum8 replied on Fri Dec 8, 2006 @ 11:19pm |
 Coolness: 36085 | best pick upline ever I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER,,WANNA FUCK.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop replied on Sat Dec 9, 2006 @ 3:51am |
 Coolness: 36750 | one time i tried to explain how my parents met!!!
big mistake ... |
| I'm feeling mild manered right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Sat Dec 9, 2006 @ 10:40am |
 Coolness: 153040 | biggest mistake! |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop replied on Sat Dec 9, 2006 @ 11:41am |
| Coolness: 36750 | ... but its not that it DIDNT work, its that it DID! |
| I'm feeling mild manered right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 4:24am |
 Coolness: 265990 | Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show! Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. [bahahaa im totally marrying whoever comes and says that to me hahahha] Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not? Pull my finger. |
| I'm feeling crass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 7:11am |
 Coolness: 136080 | *FARTS* |
| I'm feeling santa right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 1:27pm |
 Coolness: 509595 | now that's a sure shot ;)
I don't know you, but I want to. |
| I'm feeling awesome right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nemorave replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 89070 | La pire que j'ai entendu c'étais
T'as les yeux de qelle couleur? (réponse) ... Ben moi y sont vert... vert pervert! |
| I'm feeling tadam tadam tadam right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 5:29pm |
| Coolness: 265990 | ouch o_O !""" |
| I'm feeling crass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 7:13pm |
| Coolness: 136080 | mais t cute en sale la dessu ! je te cruse pas la |
| I'm feeling santa right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Sat Dec 23, 2006 @ 9:06pm |
| Coolness: 81210 | how about "hey baby, how would you like a foot rub and a fuck?" |
| I'm feeling awesome right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Jan 2, 2007 @ 11:14pm |
| Coolness: 136080 | GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. |
| I'm feeling ta bite right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sakado replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 4:41pm |
 Coolness: 60120 | chek this one!!!
HEY ! nice shoes wanna fuck? !!! Update » sakado wrote on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 4:42pm or
hey gurl wanna pice of me?? it long , it big , and it not a toaster....... |
| I'm feeling better right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 4:48pm |
 Coolness: 48780 | I like it squishy
(actual quote from me used at a very bad moment during a sex conversation with some girls of mine during art class) |
| I'm feeling pissed off right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 5:21pm |
 Coolness: 171875 | Originally Posted By SAKADO CHEK THIS ONE!!! HEY ! NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK? !!!
That one I got from a drunk guy in a bar (it was les foufounes electrique I think)... first : I was in running shoes Second: my Boyfriend was right behind him... hahahaha Funny moment :P |
| I'm feeling back to work people right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» WassUpOnEarth replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 5:46pm |
 Coolness: 47905 | Being simple and honest isn't always the best way to approach a woman:
"Hi, I want to fuck you." |
| I'm feeling up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 6:16pm |
| Coolness: 136080 | actually its a dude on this web site
have fun: Jan 11 2007 @ 7:12am bonjour on peu se connaitre ma belle ? Jan 11 2007 @ 6:22pm peut-etre... t ki toi? Jan 12 2007 @ 12:42pm je suis un jeune 25 ans du maroc this is where it becomes FUNNY: Jan 25 2007 @ 7:05am alo..?? je veu une relation serieuse avec toi..!!!..?? Jan 25 2007 @ 6:07pm mais la... t ki toi... une relation serieuse lol tu veux te marier pour avoir la citoyenneter lol Jan 29 2007 @ 12:25pm non qui ta di sa?je cherche lamour serieux.. |
| I'm feeling the pain right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 6:18pm |
| Coolness: 48780 | hahahahahahaha in France this kind of conversation happens all the time... :/ I wonder why :P Or not ^_^ |
| I'm feeling pissed off right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 6:55pm |
| Coolness: 265990 | bahahahhaa |
| I'm feeling brooding&mysterious right now.. | |
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