Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:39am |
 Coolness: 81720 | So get this...one of my cousins keep telling me about this really gorgeous woman who's in one of his university classes but feels it would be terribly innapropriate to try to pick her up cause the class focuses on the Holocaust. As a joke I suggested he break the ice with the following pickup line:
"If I was Hitler would you be my Ava Braun?" It's very tasteless but hypothetically, I honestly think it could work. Would anyone here have the balls to actually use it under such circumstances? |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:42am |
 Coolness: 265985 | if she had a good sense of humour, she'd laugh and they would click right away.
if not, good riddance. |
| I'm feeling argh sleepless right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:50am |
 Coolness: 136075 | The worst ive got so far:
Est-ce que ca ta fait mal quand tu est tomber? Pardon!?!?! Ben oui, quand tes tomber du ciel, tu as du te faire mal... one word: LOSER |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:52am |
| Coolness: 265985 | hah i got that one too, i just went like : hah... *looks away and drinks more*
how i loathe clubs |
| I'm feeling argh sleepless right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:53am |
| Coolness: 136075 | or:
Est-ce que t parents sont des voleur? Pardon!?!?!? Ben oui, pourkoi ont ils voler tous les etoiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux... WTF... get a life man |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:21pm |
 Coolness: 103285 | Or how about "You must be tired" Girl "huh?"
"Cuz you been runnin around in my dreams all night long" |
| I'm feeling like a beer right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:34pm |
 Coolness: 509590 | Is your dad a baker?
Cause you've got hot buns! Or the best ever from Futurama:"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!" |
| I'm feeling well shaved right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:41pm |
| Coolness: 136075 | lol |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:43pm |
| Coolness: 81720 | Those lines are all cheesy, lame, or simply overused. You guys have to post the worst lines you can think of...not the ones that'll get you neglected but the kind that would make someone give you sketchy and/or hostile looks if they were actually used. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:45pm |
 Coolness: 248455 | the worst?
Est-ce que tu suces pour de l'argent ? * moi de répondre offusquée NONNNNNNNN * AH ben ca tombe bien,chuis cassé stupid guy grrrr |
| I'm feeling old right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:52pm |
| Coolness: 136075 | OMG i cant belive it... guys man... where the diplomatie and the class!?!??!
after you wondering why you cant get laid... think think |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:55pm |
| Coolness: 81720 | Originally Posted By MELOODIE THE WORST? EST-CE QUE TU SUCES POUR DE L'ARGENT ? * MOI DE R?NDRE OFFUSQU?NONNNNNNNN * AH BEN CA TOMBE BIEN,CHUIS CASS?NEWLINE## STUPID GUY GRRRR
LOL, that's pretty bad... even slap-worthy |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:58pm |
| Coolness: 248455 | the worst thing about that is...i was like 16 years old and the guy maybe 35 ewwwwwwwwwww |
| I'm feeling old right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 1:01pm |
| Coolness: 81720 | It's sad how some people feel absolutely no shame whatsoever... |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 1:14pm |
| Coolness: 509590 | You smell wet, let's party. |
| I'm feeling well shaved right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 4:29pm |
 Coolness: 57220 | one of my old managers told me this one:
" i've been everywhere between here and timbuctoo, but noone looks as good as you" |
| I'm feeling like drinking right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 4:39pm |
| Coolness: 136075 | Whats ur phone number....
i lost mine |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 4:41pm |
| Coolness: 57220 | let me check your tag...
oh, just as i though..... made in heaven |
| I'm feeling like drinking right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 5:26pm |
| Coolness: 509590 | "GET NAYKED!" |
| I'm feeling well shaved right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 7:22pm |
 Coolness: 166575 | How's this "Hey, are you going to see Venetian Snares on November 10th?" ...not only is that a terrible pick-up line, given the unsexiness of his music (well, that depends on the girl), but it's also a terribly shameless plug. HA! "...so are you coming or going?" ... |
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