Shindy
Definition
noun pl.
a noisy disturbance; commotion; row
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Have you ever heard the sound
Of your head in the ground
And you're afraid to say
And it wont go away
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Have you ever heard the sound
Of your head on the ground
And you're afraid to say
And it wont go away
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
Thats the sound of your brain cracking
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The Princess Gabber Bitch story
(as told by Dr Nyarlathotep)
Raised in the treacherous land of Lavalhole, Gabber Bitch was a young Shindy McGabba, unknown heir to the entire region. Raised by hardcore wolves until the age of eighteen, she felt the call for faraway lands upon her adulthood.
Going from one Gabber battle to another, she earned her reputation as the Gabber Bitch, as her "pounding the ground with glowing fists" attack was (and probably still is) quite unmatched. Crowds would gather to watch the princess move and groove. On one rare occasion, a mysterious, happy song started playing. This deeply touched the royal blood withing her and transformed her completely.
Seeing the error of her hardcore ways (and regretting the beating of her many victims), she called forth her inner, Disney Princess strength (innocence, happiness, singing with animals and animated objects, stars and candy, etc) and taught herself to live the life of a Candy Kid.
Though famous for her rebirth, Gabber Bitch still carries her Gabber stigma and the feeling attached to the name. Those feelings resurface from time to time but she fights them with colourful clothes and happy anthems.
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