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Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
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| In the fetish weekend, while walking to the event with one of my friend who was a preformer at the event, (she was dressed up as a japense anime sort of thing with tubes all over) One guy said to her, hey baby what planet to do come from and take me with you! I just replied, "Honestly, out of all of the lines i heard on our way here that has to be the lamest". His friends all cracked up laughing. Also i was asked by several old men and bikers on that day ( i was dressed as a catholic school girl) "hey little girl, want some candy?" |
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| I'm feeling sick right now.. |
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| "How much cum could you swallow at once?" |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| how old are you? |
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| I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. |
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| Wanna have some real fun and possibly get a nice slap in the process?
Lean up to the bar next any girl who seems sexually promiscuous and say:
"Correct me if I'm wrong but rumor has it you're actually still tight..." |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| ooooo low blow alert |
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| I'm feeling farfelu right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By __PHOENIX__
Wanna have some real fun and possibly get a nice slap in the process?
Lean up to the bar next any girl who seems sexually promiscuous and say:
"Correct me if I'm wrong but rumor has it you're actually still tight..."
I'm willing to do that. Hey, it's less bad if it comes from another girl? |
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| I'm feeling sick right now.. |
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| the worst....WAS YOUR DAD A FARMER CAUSE YOU SURE HAVE GROWN SOME NICE MELONS......fucking retards |
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| I'm feeling hungry right now.. |
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| LOL |
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| I'm feeling ravyyy like gravyyy right now.. |
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| hahahahaha man can be so dumb |
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| I'm feeling covey hill right now.. |
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| hahaha my god this one is silver, almost gold! |
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| I'm feeling in lawve right now.. |
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| "I'm hungry, do you breastfeed?" |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| "Ok Ok, close your eyes and open your mouth!"
"Was your dad a baker cause you got nice buns"
"Was your dad a thief, cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
"Hey baby. I am Job." |
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| I'm feeling well hung over right now.. |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| lol that's awesome |
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| I'm feeling well hung over right now.. |
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| AHAH omg |
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| I'm feeling in lawve right now.. |
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| I used to work at cinnabon (we sell cinnabons to be more detailled...) and the pervert with who I worked was passing behind me with a hot pan. He said "Be careful hot stuff...Im talking about the buns!" how hilarious...not. We all used to roll the buns ourselves so some other time the same guy asked me and another employee: "Who do you think has the nicest buns? I say its Kat!" |
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| I'm feeling hhc :d :d right now.. |
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| Can I put my special topping on your buns?
sorry lol |
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| I'm feeling bored right now.. |
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| haha |
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| I'm feeling farfelu right now.. |
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| Hey bitch...how many cocks can you fit in your mouth without letting any cum drip out if your nose? |
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| I'm feeling like yammin pooch right now.. |
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| no..no..no...
the worst is:
VIEN JOUER DE MA FLUTE POUPÉE! |
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| I'm feeling in lawve right now.. |
Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
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