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Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
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| scary thing is that might work easily than most of these |
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| I'm feeling hate right now.. |
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| meme si on te paye? |
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| I'm feeling your soul right now.. |
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| worst line I got:
"You look like a big candy cane I want to lick all over.."
during x-mas season - referring to this psychedelic 60s coat i have that is striped. |
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| I'm feeling fabulous right now.. |
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| :P awesome
I'm a stranger, wanna taste my candy? |
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| I'm feeling tuesday right now.. |
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| "Hey babe, what's eight inches long and anxious to meet your tonsils and cervix?..." |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| lol a scalpel |
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| I'm feeling tuesday right now.. |
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| ewwww unless you're trying to pick up a doctor, that'll just get you locked up in the loony bin! |
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| I'm feeling computer meltdown right now.. |
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| Scalpels are great for gangbangs. Run out of orfices? Carve up a few new ones and stick your dick in! 10 guys IN one chick! HOT! |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| that's dvda to whole new level... |
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| I'm feeling computer meltdown right now.. |
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| Just imagine! 7 holes in one ass! That'd set a world record! |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| not to mention a new dimension of discomfort |
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| I'm feeling computer meltdown right now.. |
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| aww, how cute. you say that like you care. |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| Dentists should use: "If you fall asleep anytime soon should I wake you before filling your cavity?" |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| hahahahahahahahahahahaha, |
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| I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. |
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| Open Wide! |
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| I'm feeling twilight tonight right now.. |
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| haha crazy guys :-)
imagine a future with implants looking like artificial vaginas... wow !
NOT ! |
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| I'm feeling the pain !!!! right now.. |
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| i'd surgically implant it on my head, so everyody could call me snatch face |
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| I'm feeling farfelu right now.. |
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| liar, you just wanna get skullfucked |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| omfg...! |
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| I'm feeling in lawve right now.. |
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| Hye baby, wanna get skullfucked? |
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| I'm feeling twilight tonight right now.. |
Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
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