Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 11:23am |
 Coolness: 136125 | " hey I shaved, wanna see!? " |
| I'm feeling silly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 2:27pm |
 Coolness: 509640 | lol, harsh |
| I'm feeling neuromythized right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» juju replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 4:57pm |
 Coolness: 60440 | once, at a rave, I was sitting at the bar and this good looking guy sits next to me. He's obviously as high as me, but with more juice and less pills. He leans over and says: [ salut...ca ] va? and then after, he gets up and does a weird dance involving shoulder and crotch shaking (which kind of reminded me of a certain hindu dancing clip), and leans over to my ear and goes: khhhhrrrrwwww! I don't really know how to type it but it sounded like the word Cow but with a rolled R instead of a O. He kept "dancing" around me and repeated that noise 3 times. I laughed with disgust and surprise and then made the big mistake to tell it to my roommate, and now she always crawls up behind me and does this noise in my ear >:-( EEEEeeeew, let it die! And the fact that he was hot made my eyes even googlier when I think about it *barfy* |
| I'm feeling bad right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 5:06pm |
 Coolness: 153085 | skizzy has the best line ever! |
| I'm feeling mdmaizé right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 7:00pm |
| Coolness: 509640 | Originally Posted By MINOU
" hey I shaved, wanna see!? " hehe, this reminded me of "Nice hair, got any more I can see?" Where both the answers Yes and No are provocative :P |
| I'm feeling like getting drunk! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 9:33pm |
 Coolness: 685670 | Originally Posted By MINOU
" hey I shaved, wanna see!? " I had that shit done to me before. By e-mail. From a guy. |
| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 9:55pm |
 Coolness: 122390 | double ewwww |
| I'm feeling happy haloween right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 11:06pm |
| Coolness: 509640 | I triple that ewwww |
| I'm feeling math homework right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 11:08pm |
| Coolness: 685670 | Yeah I can totally pick my friends.  |
| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:11am |
 Coolness: 103415 | ''I'd look good in you'' |
| I'm feeling funky fresh right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:12am |
| Coolness: 685670 | I wonder if it's possible to pick up a girl by seraniding her with an acoustic guitar.
Song of choice: Green Day - All By Myself |
| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:13am |
| Coolness: 103415 | sublime - date rape |
| I'm feeling funky fresh right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:29am |
| Coolness: 40615 | Johnny Cash - Banks of the Ohio. Nobody suspects Cash to sing what he does there and it gives a sublt threat that she better put out. |
| I'm feeling tentacular right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 3:08pm |
| Coolness: 509640 | Can I buy you some drinks? |
| I'm feeling in your pants right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 4:32pm |
 Coolness: 146405 | Originally Posted By ALIEN_ZED
Can I buy you some drinks? No but I'll take the 6$ ! |
| I'm feeling the pain !!!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 4:42pm |
 Coolness: 76335 | lol, psytrance even!
ok, heres one: baby, i like long blond hair no matter how short and brown it is,now lets make some sweet sweet grunge music!!! |
| I'm feeling shark shit right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» juju replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 8:37pm |
| Coolness: 60440 | baby, i like long blond hair no matter how short and brown it is,now lets make some sweet sweet grunge music!!!
double WTF? |
| I'm feeling under the influence right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» a.POSFORD replied on Tue Oct 17, 2006 @ 12:05am |
 Coolness: 75560 | Originally Posted By DEADFUNK SKIZZY HAS THE BEST LINE EVER!
hahahahaha yeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh sad but true :) |
| I'm feeling queen of the south right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Tue Oct 17, 2006 @ 8:56am |
 Coolness: 152590 | hehe, this reminded me of "Nice hair, got any more I can see?"
Where both the answers Yes and No are provocative :P UNless she shows her armpit. Quadreeeewwple eeewwww! |
| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Oct 17, 2006 @ 9:27am |
| Coolness: 136125 | "I'll exchange a blowjob against 1 hour hugs"
ha! |
| I'm feeling silly right now.. | |
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