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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Wed 3 Nov, 2010 @ 3:06pm |
 Coolness: 226230 | Originally Posted By KORHAL
Wooooow, there's some crazy revenge ideas out there. W3rd. At least, when a girl retaliates that way, if kinda justify the dump in a way. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Thu 4 Nov, 2010 @ 10:31am |
 Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 4TH
PIMP FIGHT A trance DJ found himself in the back of a police car Wednesday night after getting caught in the middle of a fight between his pornstar friend, some hookers, and a very angry pimp. The DJ and his greasy buddy were out having a beer at a bar near St-Catherine and St-Laurent, when the adult filmstar decided he wanted to score some snatch. Instead of trying his luck with the women at the bar, he chose to hire a hooker. He told the DJ he'd be back in thirty minutes, and went off in search of poon. He knew where to look, so it didn't take long for him to find one. The pornstar and the hooker spent twenty minutes in one those hourly motel rooms in Montreal's red light district before the star decided he was unhappy with the quality of the hooker's work. He told her to stop, she asked for her money, and he refused to pay the full price. This didn't sit well with her. He didn't care. He left the hotel. She followed him. They started arguing. Her hooker friends, who were hanging out at the entrance of another bawdy hotel heard the argument, and made their way to over to the quarreling couple. Soon, the porn-star was surrounded by a bunch of prostitutes, all of whom were yelling at him. That's when the pimp arrived, and things got violent. The trance DJ was still drinking beer at the pub, hanging out by the window, when he saw his pornstar friend, who had a bloody nose, running away from three hookers and a pimp armed with a giant metal chain. The DJ looked on in shock before deciding to run after the group to find out what the hell was going on. Before he could get any answers though, the cops arrived, and everyone involved in the chase was detained while they figured out what to do. The DJ spent an hour in the back of a cruiser with one of the hookers, who he later friended in real life. The police took everyone's statement, but in the end no one was brought in, and no charges were pressed. The pornstar, the pimp, the hookers, and the DJ all went their seperate ways to live, fight and fuck another day. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GuessWho a répondu le Thu 4 Nov, 2010 @ 12:16pm |
 Coolness: 73610 | hahahaahahahah nice noah keep em comming |
| I'm feeling in love with my kid !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Fri 5 Nov, 2010 @ 4:31pm |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 5TH
HE LIKES BITCHES A West Island raver is currently in the dog house with his friends and family after his girlfriend found pictures of him having sex with her pet Yorkshire Terrier. Two weeks ago, his girlfriend was chilling out at his place, surfing the web on his computer when Firefox's auto-fill function offered her a link to a prominent bestiality forum. She was looking for Digg but got Dog Fuckers instead. A quick search of her beau's hard drive brought up several folders of man-on-beast action. Videos, pictures, books -- whatever a dedicated dog lover would be interested in, he had it. His collection of anonymous puppy porn would have been bad enough, but then the girl found a folder named Paris, which was the name of her dog. She clicked on it and was horrified by the numerous photographs of her boyfriend engaged in a variety of indecent acts with her beloved pet. Doggy style, Cunnilingus, peanut butter fellatio, you name it, he had done it. Humiliated by the fact that her boyfriend was sexually abusing her dog, she was at first reluctant to discuss the matter with anyone. However, after an emotional break-up, she informed her now ex-boyfriend's family about his particular taste in women (four legged & covered in fur), and asked them to get him some help. The family freaked out, her ex's sister told some of her friends, who informed the ex's friends, and now everyone knows about his bizarre sex life. No one knows what his next move will be, but don't be surprised if he tries to turn over a new leaf by leaving Montreal and moving to a city where no one knows about his puppy pounding predilections. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Fri 5 Nov, 2010 @ 5:23pm |
 Coolness: 558505 | Wow, didn't know that one, and I live in the West Island.
Hey Nuclear, how about an article about busted freight elevators ;-D Our photos just showed up in the image feed for me haha. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sat 6 Nov, 2010 @ 12:04am |
 Coolness: 66655 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
W3rd. At least, when a girl retaliates that way, if kinda justify the dump in a way. haha n nice articles roflmao |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sat 6 Nov, 2010 @ 3:59pm |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 6TH
A BAD DATE A raver that was looking for love on the internet instead found heartbreak last week. The raver had scored a date with a dashing gothic lolita he had met on a popular dating site, but the night before he was to meet her, he stumbled across a collection of pornographic pictures of her on alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gothic, a usenet group. These pictures all had links on them advertising his date's porn site. His discovery proved problematic -- either he had to omit the fact that he had found out about her porn career, or he would have to tell her about what he had found and hope for the best. Since this raver is both honest and stupid, he chose to tell her about his serendipitous discovery, and broached the subject with her over dinner. This, as you might expect, proved to be disastrous. His date started to cry. After telling him how mortified she was that he had seen those pictures of her, she explained that she had been taken advantage of, and that she dreads the day her parents find out about the site. The story behind her foray into pornography will hopefully serve as a warning to many of you. Our lovely goth queen had just suffered a break-up, so her best friend brought her to one of the largest bars in Montreal in an effort to cheer her up. The two were dancing and drinking and having a grand ol'time when they caught the eyes of a charming yet manipulative slimeball photographer. The man in question supplied the two ladies with alcohol all night, got them good and wasted, and then convinced the two girls to take part in an impromptu modeling session over at his place, where he had the drunken ladies sign release forms. The result of their boozy sexcapade? They get the shame, he gets the money. Their photo set has been for sale online for the last two years, and apparently people are still buying. Don't do porn while drunk. Save yourself the self-loathing. Otherwise you might end up having really awkward dates that blow up in your face. The raver and the goth girl will never see each other again. The photographer though? He'll keep doing what he does so long as it makes him money. For those of you who meet the man, hopefully you'll have enough presence of mind to walk away from him. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 7 Nov, 2010 @ 12:56am |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 7TH
DANCES WITH ERECTIONS Several people witnessed an outlandish spectacle this Friday at one of our city's finest night clubs. The brouhaha all started with a man clad in a track suit dancing by himself to some drumstep. The more he danced, the more excited he became, until he had pitched a tent right there on the dance floor. Instead of being embarrassed by his hard to miss erection, he was proud of his chubby, and used one hand to point at his pocket rocket, and the other to call out to his friends to come bust a move with him. The two men, who up until this point had been drinking quietly at a table, actually took their buddy up on his salacious offer. Like him, they were wearing light material that made erections hard to ignore, and within minutes of dancing, they too were sporting wood. You now had three men wearing sweat pants and equipped with hard-ons dancing like those imbeciles from A Night At the Roxbury. The folks who saw what was going on were too shocked to say anything at first, but this quickly changed when the three men attempted to grind with some ladies who had not yet seen the stiff tentigos of their would-be suitors. A large and burly man plowed into the trio shortly after their grinding attempt, pushing them off the dance floor. While this was going on, a group of women had alerted a bouncer about the creepy dancers, and the boys were promptly booted out of the club, where they are now banned from ever entering the place for life. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 7 Nov, 2010 @ 9:44am |
| Coolness: 558505 | Wow at the that gothy first one :( I feel bad for her.
The next one though... LOL at the old man pic. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Chocmonster a répondu le Sun 7 Nov, 2010 @ 12:24pm |
 Coolness: 40540 | ha "until he had pitched a tent right there on the dance floor" amazing.
Ps: i know this has nothing to do with anything, but what's with all those posters of that creepy back mime around berri metro? haha wth |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 7 Nov, 2010 @ 3:55pm |
| Coolness: 558505 | Some sort of weird advertising campaign. I only just noticed he's black last night lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Mon 8 Nov, 2010 @ 12:36am |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 8TH
MORNING PISS An old-school psytrance promoter has been touting the benefits of amaroli after claiming it helped him cure his cold. Amaroli is the ayurvedic practice of drinking one's own urine upon waking up in the morning, preferably before sunrise. Amaroli practitioners don't drink their piss right as it comes out though -- they only collect it midstream, which is where the good stuff is. The urine that comes out first is apparently bad for you. The pee-drinking promoter lives with several roomates, and none of them are happy with his recently acquired habit of keeping jars of urine in the fridge. The man is adamant about his self-made medicine though. He claims that auto-urine therapy has some amazing benefits: it promotes tranquility, fortifies the immune system, and increases a person's power of imagination. Scientists who have investigated urine therapy believe these benefits are partly achieved because morning pee is chock full of melatonin, the hormone that plays a key role in regulating a person's body temperature and sleep cycle. Low levels of melatonin are associated with depression, insomnia, and a host of other disorders. Despite the possibility that drinking your own piss might actually be good for you, his flatmates remain unenthusiastic about the practice, and insist that the goa loving pee guzzler find a new place to store his bottles of yellow gold. They've suggested that he buy a mini-fridge, or a small cooler, but the promoter has rejected both suggestions. Since his name is the only one on the apartment lease, he's told his flatmates that if they're unhappy with where he keeps his pee, they can move out. This seems unlikely, so for now, the flatmates will have to learn to live with a fridge full of bottled piss. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Mon 8 Nov, 2010 @ 11:26am |
 Coolness: 158190 | Originally Posted By CHOCMONSTER
ha "until he had pitched a tent right there on the dance floor" amazing. Ps: i know this has nothing to do with anything, but what's with all those posters of that creepy back mime around berri metro? haha wth Is that a mime? I thought it was reverse Black Face. I found it a tad racist :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Mon 8 Nov, 2010 @ 1:30pm |
| Coolness: 558505 | Originally Posted By REVERENDNI FOUND IT A TAD RACIST :P
I do too actually. Reminds me of these (what's the code to insert an image?) [ sfj70.typepad.com ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Tue 9 Nov, 2010 @ 12:46am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Tue 9 Nov, 2010 @ 9:19pm |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 9TH
TRUSTAFARIAN SMACKDOWN A happy hardcore DJ was attacked at a house party this weekend. The DJ had been drinking with two friends when a young woman and her drug addicted boyfriend accosted the happy music man, and slammed a bottle of beer over his head. He stumbled under the shock of the attack before being piled into by the unhinged couple. Eventually, his friends managed to pull the attackers off of him. Unfortunately for the trio, the entire house had decided to join in on the beat down, and soon the three men were being chased through the streets by a bunch of angry trustafarians who live in lofts that their parents pay for, and believe that studying politics at Concordia makes them rebels. How a group of ravers wound up going to a party full of pretentious poli-sci students is a mystery, though the reason for the beat down they almost got at the hands of these single speed bicycle riding, Che Guevera t-shirt wearing "revolutionaries" is not. Apparently, the happy music maker once had a misguided fling with the young self-styled anarcho-feminist who attacked him. Instead of chocking up her youthful indiscretions to a bad decision -- and let's face it, sleeping with a happy hardcore DJ is never a good decision -- she decided to retroactively label their sexual congress an act of rape, a very serious accusation. The DJ adamantly denies the allegations, but the progressives who were at this party believe that folks are guilty until proven innocent, and that only accusers have a right to make a case. Had the DJ been allowed to defend himself against his accuser, he would have informed the violent crowd of rich hippies that the sexual encounter that's at the heart of the accusations took place in a spectacularly public manner, that it was witnessed by several people who walked in on the couple while they were engaged in the sexual act, that the woman had complete freedom of movement and could have left at any point during the act in question, and that she never once indicated any displeasure with him while they were together. No violence occurred, no threats were uttered, she never said no, and both parties were conscious at the time of the incident. The DJs friends would have added, for good measure, that their friend was a wimp who couldn't win a fight with a corpse. Eventually, the trio managed to escape their pursuers. Since then, the DJ has filed a report with the police, and will press charges against the woman if she ever attacks him again. He has told her if she's serious about her charges against him, she should bring them to the cops and let the courts decide his guilt. The DJ's friends, meanwhile, now believe that a man should never sleep with a feminist who hasn't signed a consent form. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Wed 10 Nov, 2010 @ 12:08am |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 10TH
LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR Ravers throwing an illegal party in the Eastern Townships learned a valuable lesson on the importance of thoroughly checking out a location before setting anything up. The boys and girls who organized this outdoor shindig didn't bother to investigate the parcel of land they were squatting on, and missed the fact that the owners, and their three large rottweilers, were camping out for a hunting trip just a stone throw away from the party site. It didn't take long for the owners to realize that ravers were trespassing on their property, and these gun toting country folks didn't take kindly to their presence. Instead of calling the police or asking the party makers to leave, the owners sent their surprisingly well trained dogs after them. Most of the promoters managed to jump into their van without getting hurt, but one girl received a small bite that thankfully didn't break the skin. Her friends managed to save her from the animal before it could do any real damage. Once everyone was safely inside the van, the promoters sped off like bats out of hell, leaving behind three speakers, a subwoofer, and a portable generator, equipment that carries a price tag of at least fifteen hundred dollars. The organizers were lucky that they hadn't got around to setting up the mixer or CDJs, which would have set them back even more. The property owners, after successfully chasing the ravers away, shot their guns into the air like Yosemite Sam. They wanted to put the fear of God into these kids, and it worked. The promoters spent the rest of the night texting and calling friends to make sure no one showed up for the party, since they wanted to avoid anyone having to deal with the rednecks who had attacked them. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Wed 10 Nov, 2010 @ 12:53pm |
 Coolness: 166530 | 15 000$ of speakers, gone... such a shame. what did the rednecks do with that? listen to country music or something........ put them into a pawn shop maybe? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Wed 10 Nov, 2010 @ 2:56pm |
 Coolness: 175395 | Fifteen hundred dollars is more like 1500$
I don't know any rave sound system at 15 000$ the van must be big :p |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Wed 10 Nov, 2010 @ 4:50pm |
| Coolness: 2603940 | My sound system cost way more then 15,000$ :)... |
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