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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 2:09pm
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Good relxing kush...with a hint of PCP!
I'm feeling cps 450 hell right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 3:59pm
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Originally Posted By NUCLEAR

Actually you can smoked DMT in a cigarette / joint for a lighter but still pretty crazy buzz. All the colors you see get more clear and your mind definitely works in a different way then normal. When you smoke it in a glass pipe it's about 100x as strong and you go into another world from what I hear and for most people who do it they say it's life changing. Same thing goes with PCP, normally people don't smoke it but you can and we have all heard of weed sprayed with PCP liquid.


DMT is white powder and quite expensive so chances anyone will sprinkle 50 bucks worth of DMT on your bud without you picking up on it are quite slim, and the smell...

I'v heard of PCP laced weed, but usually from teenagers that dont know much about anything but want to impress.

"Man,J'tais tellement blass, chu sure quétait schootée!!!"
I'm feeling crazy lazers right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 4:27pm
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Powder can easily be sprayed on weed and a "naive, seventeen year old raver" would not know the smell difference. Maybe it does not happen often but the article does not misinform.

I've also heard of people spraying salt water on the weed they grow to add some extra weight when crops were bad. Most people would not do this but it still happens. It also makes the weed look more crystal looking. Maybe I'll have an article made on all the different ways people use to make weed weigh more before it goes into people's pockets and smoked.

8 hours until the next article!
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 4:35pm
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Originally Posted By NUCLEAR . MAYBE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN OFTEN BUT THE ARTICLE DOES NOT MISINFORM.


I thought these articles were fiction??

Originally Posted By nuclear
We make it up... After reading all those fake rave articles it gave me the idea to make a Rave News section since it's hilarious and there are lots of ideas for articles; a lot of them based on real life. I didn't code it yet (the section) but figured I'll start it in a thread and when there are thirty articles +/- posted I will put up a news site or section. Midnight tonight I will post the next one :). I will only post one a day. I want to post all of them at once but this seemed like a better idea. New original content is also good.
I'm feeling ez sessions monday wut! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 4:53pm
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since it's hilarious and there are lots of ideas for articles; a lot of them based on real life


Rave News is for entertainment purposes only... That's why there are no names or anything in the articles. This makes it fiction. Some of the articles are made up, some of them are based on real life and some of them are based on stories we have heard over the years. In the end, the main goal of Rave News is to entertain like most things on the web...

Once a month of articles have been posted, we will start posting them on [ ravenews.ca ] also. It's just stupid to start a site without any articles. I'll also start the [ ravesound.ca ] website for sound rentals which I would like to rent only packages of sound in the future.

Whatever the case I'm sure anyone who is over 30 years old on this site knows of at least one person who has had crazy reactions to substances and we all know of people who have smoked weed or took a speed pill and got super paranoid. It also happens with pharmaceuticals. It's not a bad thing for 99.999% of the people, the article is just making fun of those 0.001% of people something does happen to. I remember at Bal En Blanc once I took a speed and I thought people were following me; was definitely a weird experience. At least E.T wasn't trying to hunt me down with a shotgun. I also know a guy who ran off to Vancouver because for months he though bikers were after him and he gave up running/hiding for his life but that is for another Rave News story!
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Tue 19 Oct, 2010 @ 5:54pm
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noah ur fuckin killing me dude LOL the warts LOLLL
I'm feeling in love with psytrance right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Wed 20 Oct, 2010 @ 12:01am
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 20TH




BABIES SHOULDN'T RAVE

A young mother is facing charges of child endangerment after she brought her six month old baby to a rave. Throwing caution and common sense to the wind, the mother decided that bringing an infant to a ludicrously loud party was a smart idea. It wasn't. In fact, it was a very stupid idea. It isn't exactly uncommon for party goers to have hearing problems the day after a party. In the case of the baby, the hearing problems never went away.

Details on the story are scarce, but it's hard to imagine a six month old child at a booming party surrounded by coked up strangers not throwing an incessant and uninterrupted tantrum. That's exactly what her baby ended up doing. The crying, in fact, never stopped. Not even after they left the rave. She got concerned, brought her kid to the doctor, and that's when things got bad.

The loud noise at the party had permanently damaged the child's hearing. The doctor called child services, and soon the police were brought in. The whole situation is a mess, and it doesn't seem likely that the young mother will be keeping her daughter. Quebec is one of the most unforgiving places in the world when it comes to child abuse. Over 30,000 children a year are removed from their families in this province. Per capita, the Quebec government removes twice times as many children from their families as Sweden, six times as many as Great Britain, and seventeen times as many as Spain. Basically, child services over here are itching to find a reason to take your kids. Killing their ear drums by bringing them to a rave? That's like waving a giant red flag in front of a bull.

Don't bring toddlers and infants to loud parties. It's child abuse, plain and simple.
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Wed 20 Oct, 2010 @ 7:55am
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Originally Posted By NUCLEAR



Don't bring toddlers and infants to loud parties. It's child abuse, plain and simple.


otherwise someone might CPS your ass!!!!
I'm feeling surly right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeDraegon a répondu le Wed 20 Oct, 2010 @ 4:02pm
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WHO the fuck in their right of mind brings a newborn (less than 1 year IMO) to a fucking rave... O wait she did riiiiiiiiight....
I'm feeling dubstep in my veins right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Andy_Riot a répondu le Wed 20 Oct, 2010 @ 10:53pm
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30,000 children are taken away from their mothers every year? WOW, that's a LOT. Just wondering, where did you get this number? I'm really curious... I actually have a friend who had her daughter taken away. Is it really that rampant? God...
I'm feeling void right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Thu 21 Oct, 2010 @ 2:19am
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I've soon a lot of people bringing their young child at piknik WITHOUT ear protection, on the dancefloor with their child in their arms. No need to mention the obvious grin on the child's face strongly suggesting "it's too loud and it hurts"
I'm feeling cps 450 hell right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Thu 21 Oct, 2010 @ 3:00am
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 21ST




DRINKING & FONDLING

One of our more debauched promoters was recently engaged in a rather steamy relationship with a cougar. The promoter is barely 22, and the fierce feline who captured his heart is 38. The couple met at a fetish night at one of our city's seedier clubs, and apparently sparks flew during a public spanking session, or whatever it is that people do at fetish clubs.

The star crossed lovers are big drunks. Massive. Gigantic. They make Galactus look like Jiminy Cricket. They drink booze like it's water, and they're not beyond mixing liquors with beers. Hell, some of their friends swear that the drunlken duo have even drunk rubbing alcohol on occasion. They're dedicated to the drink, and even prefer a good bottle of wine over a bag of pills or powder or herbs.

This propensity for drink has come at a cost, however. Our cougar has a young, ten year old daughter. One day, the young promoter got very soused up and, stumbling into his girlfriends home, mistook the ten year old, who was sleeping in her PJs on the couch, for his girlfriend. He sat down next to her, and with lascivious intent, began his dirty work. The moment he grabbed what he shouldn't have grabbed though, the girl woke up, and let out a scream so loud that the neighbors ended up rushing over.

The cops arrived in time to stop the promoter from getting his head kicked in from a concerned and exceptionally well built man who lived next door. The police hauled our young raver away, and now, months later, his case has finally made its way through the courts. He was able to convince the judge that the whole thing really was a matter of mistaken identity. The judge has given our drunkard promoter the benefit of the doubt, and the boy is getting off with a light sentence -- home arrest, alcohol treatment, and community service.

Don't drink and fondle, folks. You might grab the wrong person.
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Chocmonster a répondu le Thu 21 Oct, 2010 @ 2:28pm
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ha seriously? confusing a cougar for 10 year old. ha hhm my my honey. how you have shrunk? hahaha wth
I'm feeling hungry hungry hippo right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Fri 22 Oct, 2010 @ 12:57am
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 22ND




MASSIVE RAVES INVADE AMERICA: SKINNY PEOPLE BEWARE!

There's a trend brewing in the 'burbs of Middle America. Waistlines are ballooning throughout the vast land of our Southern Neighbours, and this increase in the girth (and cholesterol level) of the American people has created a fault line between the world of the skinny folk and that of their blubbery counterparts. The obese are becoming increasingly hostile towards their lithe and supple brethren. The hostilities are most likely a result of the patronizing and often condescending anti-fatty views that permeate the world of the slim and beautiful.

Fat advocacy groups have had enough, and many of the extra large are taking a stand. The fight between big and small has finally made its way to the rave scene, as members of the obese community have banded together and started throwing Skinny-Free parties. These massive gatherings are huge fun for the overweight set, and off limits to people who prefer carrots and celery sticks to deep fried twinkies and butter balls. You've got to be round to go to these parties -- even the DJs have to wear XXL to hit the decks.

I don't think we'll see this particular trend come to Montreal anytime soon, seeing as how we're not suffering from the same kind of obesity epidemic that's hit America. There currently isn't any demonstrable hostility between the skinnies and the fatties, at least not to the same extent that exists in places like Philadelphia.

Skinny free parties are almost certainly going to increase in popularity in the years ahead, so if you're large and in charge, grab a ticket to the states to celebrate with your fellow giants. One day, your kind will rule America!
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Fri 22 Oct, 2010 @ 10:05pm
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LOL, nothing to worry'bout for me 8) Skinny yet muscly ftw.
I'm feeling ready for anew right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sat 23 Oct, 2010 @ 5:25pm
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 23RD




MONTREAL CHIKAN MOVEMENT

The Japanese have exported some wonderful cultural products to the West over the years. Unfortunately, they've also given us some pretty horrible things as well, like bukkake porn, pokemon, and the topic of this report -- the Chikan movement. The Chikan, which is Japanese for groper, have now found a home in our fair city, and they've started terrorizing ravers, clubbers, and hipsters. Dozens of reports are coming in from clubs, pubs, and parties about the mob like groping activities of the Chikan underworld.

Over in the land of the rising sun, pervy men fondling strangers is such a common affair that over 70% of teenage girls are reported to have been the victim of public molestation at some point in their lives. The Japanese have a word for these groping victims -- Chijo. Every day, more and more Montreal party kids are joining the ranks of the Chijo, as the wandering hands of desperate and foul men reach over and cop a feel.

One of the things that separates the Chikan from your run of the mill pervert is that they are well organized. The Chikan hunts for Chijo in the same way that military commanders plan sieges. They gather data, build maps, plan escape routes, and figure out the easiest place to hit for the greatest rewards and the lowest risk. Nowadays, the Chikan have become so sophisticated, that they even use social media websites to coordinate group groping attacks. When a Chikan notices an opportunity to molest someone while out and about, he sends a text to an internet base camp that informs all the members of his pervy tribe about the booty available. Members who are available then descend on the target in a manner similar to a flash mob.

Chikan's are always on the lookout for an opportunity to successfully fondle some Chijo. They are at war with the boundaries of acceptable behavior, and every time they see a chance to destroy those boundaries, they will take it.

They are the samurai of perversion, and they're in Montreal, dancing at your parties, grabbing your girlfriend's butt.
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 24 Oct, 2010 @ 6:04pm
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Chikan, good.
[ www.youtube.com ]

I had to.
I'm feeling ready for anew right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 24 Oct, 2010 @ 6:43pm
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RANE NEWS - OCTOBER 24TH




THE DEADLY SHOT

Every year, countless Quebeckers die of alcohol poisoning. Binge drinkers destroy their body by imbibing more booze than it can handle. They flood their blood with the stuff, causing their alcohol level to spike. Once it reaches a certain threshold, they kick the bucket. Most ravers have tempted the gods in this manner, but few of them have been as unlucky and as reckless as one recent victim of vodka mayhem.

The party goer had smuggled in a 700ml bottle of the finest Russian vodka at a party. He started the night by sharing a few shots with some friends. Once the first round was done, the bottle had a little over 500ml left in it -- or about a pint. This is when a stupid idea popped inside the man's head -- he decided he wanted to chug the rest of the bottle in one shot.

This turned out to be a fatal mistake. Apparently, gulping down a pint of Vodka is a very bad idea. Maybe huskee, bulky types who live in the mountains of Siberia can pull it off, but most people can't. That includes our mad raver, who dropped dead shortly after drinking the last drop of his Vodka, which he downed in under eight seconds. He passed out shortly after the shot, and his friends thought nothing of it, and left him lying down in a dark and dank corner of the party. When they came back for him a couple hours later though, they found him dead, in a puddle of his own blood and vomit. He had choked to death.

Sometimes, moderation has it's virtues.
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Mon 25 Oct, 2010 @ 12:01am
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 25TH




RUNNING WITH SCISSORS

A heartbroken raver went off the deep end this weekend when she spotted her former honey at a party, arm in arm with a new woman. The sight of this buxom goddess of the gothic persuasion draped over her ex-boyfriend made our love lorn lass lose her cool. She grabbed a pair of scissors from her tote bag and began chasing her rival in love around the room, desperately trying to give the girl a new and not at all fabulous hairdo.

This mad diva tossed her scissors when they proved ineffective, and decided that in order to get her revenge, she'd have to amp up the crazy. She got her mittens on a bottle of bleach that had been tucked away in a broom closet, and ran towards her sworn enemy like a kamikaze pilot, launching her makeshift chemical weapon at her black clad foe. Not only did she ruin her adversary's expensive threads, she also ruined those of a group of innocent bystanders. Bleach splattered and smattered half a dozen people.

The party gods could not abide this woman's unfestive behavior, so they kicked her out of the party. The crowd was stunned by the nutty antics they had witnessed, and the chattering masses spent the rest of the evening talking about nutty ex-lovers, stalkers, and creepers.
I'm feeling nuclear right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Mon 25 Oct, 2010 @ 12:23am
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Originally Posted By NUCLEAR

The crowd was stunned by the nutty antics they had witnessed, and the chattering masses spent the rest of the evening talking about nutty ex-lovers, stalkers, and creepers.


While there was another still there :-P Fucking weird night, majorly disappointed in this shit. Sounds like the 14yr old topless girls can fit in with the immaturity that's been spreading around.
I'm feeling ready for anew right now..
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