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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Wed 10 Nov, 2010 @ 6:46pm |
 Coolness: 175395 | Well naow I know one :D |
| I'm feeling breeeeee right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HighdroXy a répondu le Thu 11 Nov, 2010 @ 5:09am |
 Coolness: 52490 | haaaaaaaa noah ;) |
| I'm feeling off the hook! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Thu 11 Nov, 2010 @ 6:35pm |
 Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 11TH
BERRI BANGERS A close relative of one of Montreal's leading promoters was assaulted on Tuesday at Berri park. The 16 year old "victim" had decided to dabble in the world of drug dealing, and set up shop at the park, completely oblivious to the fact that other dealers might have a problem with him being there. The idea of drug dealers having territories that they defended through acts of violence never even entered into his head. He was under the impression that Berri was some kind of free market, a notion that the area's drug dealing incumbents quickly erased from their young competitor's mind. Not with erasers, but with hands, and feet, and other body parts. Four dealers surrounded the abortive drug dispenser, pushed him to the ground, and began to drown him in a sea of kicks and fists. When they got tired of that, they took his wallet and his drugs, doused him in a stream of insults and indignities, and then, the coup de grace -- all four of his assailents unzipped their pants and began to urinate on the boy. When they were done, they walked away, and told the kid if he ever came back to Berri, they'd kill him. Bloodied, bruised, and soaked with pee, the young wannabe dealer returned home, and vowed never to deal drugs in public again. His party promoting relative laughed in the boys face when he told him what happened. The promoter then informed his entrepreunerial relative that he had paid a relatively small price for his inexperience, and was lucky he got off as easily as he did -- they hadn't hospitalized him, after all. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PsyMike a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 12:44am |
 Coolness: 30330 | wow |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 2:35am |
 Coolness: 558505 | Crazy wow :/ |
| I'm feeling not sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MaxiFee a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 10:18am |
 Coolness: 35475 | Don't bring toddlers and infants to loud parties. It's child abuse, plain and simple.
Same with animals like dogs insensitive bastards that bring thems. |
| I'm feeling eh! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 12:29pm |
 Coolness: 66655 | LOL i love it |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 5:21pm |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 12TH
THE PARTY POLICE Officers in a small rural town outside Montreal are in a heap of trouble after using seized property to throw their own dance party. They used over ten thousand dollars worth of sound and lighting equipment that they had seized from a party promoter after he got caught dealing drugs at one of his events. The promoter was awaiting trial, and depending on the outcome on his day in court, his equipment might have been returned to him. That's no longer a possibility, since the police completely wrecked his gear during their ill-conceived festival of excess. The officers, in a flight of madness, decided it would be a good idea to borrow the equipment from the locked room where they stored seized property, and use it for their own shenanigans. A half dozen officers, and several dozen of their closest friends, trekked out to a farm one of them owned and set the equipment up in a half-assed manner. They connected everything up to a portable generator, had one of their buddies pretend to be a DJ, then got toasted on drugs & booze. It was basically a mad free for all, complete with out door sex, cocaine, and really bad music -- we're talking CDs of 90s albums by mainstream Quebec pop stars like Rock Voisine, Celine Dion, and the likes. Some of the party goers filmed the debauched and thoroughly cheezy proceedings, and the video somehow reached the office of the town's mayor. Now the police force is under investigation by the Surete, and it seems likely that everyone involved will get the boot, unless their union manages to save their ass. The worst thing though? The cops didn't bother to pack up the equipment after it started to rain, and a bunch of it got fried. The next morning, when the cops realized some of the equipment was wrecked, one of the officers decided to finish the job by lighting it all on fire. The party promoter will have to wait for his own trial to be over with before he can pursue the police department for destroying his property. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Fri 12 Nov, 2010 @ 8:17pm |
| Coolness: 558505 | Fucking cops like this piss me off. |
| I'm feeling not sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sat 13 Nov, 2010 @ 3:49am |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 13TH
PMA HITS MONTREAL Over a dozen ravers were hospitalized at a weekend party after taking MDMA tabs that were laced with para-Methoxyamphetamines, or PMA for short. PMA is a serotonergenic drug synthesized from anethole, which is easier for crooked chemists to get a hand on then then safrole, the starting chemical used to make MDMA. The drug poses significantly higher health risks than MDMA while providing a far less pleasurable high. It's like coming up but never arriving, a sensation that has a way of convincing people that they'll finally get to their destination if they just pop another tab. Unfortunately, the dose response curve is steeper than ecstacy's. While lower doses can have a euphoric effect, higher doses are known to cause nausea, vomiting, severe hyperthermia, unpleasant hallucinations that can overpower whatever euphoric effect the drug might have, tachycardia, hypertension, agitation, confusion, convulsions, the severe breakdown of skeletal muscle, cerebral hemorrhages, and death. Unlike MDMA, PMA is much more unpredictable, and a dose that's harmless for one person might be life threatening for someone else. To give you an idea of just how volatile PMA is, despite MDMA dwarfing the former's share of the drug market, PMA is still responsible for twice as many death than its older and more reliable brother. Two of PMA's more common street names illustrate perfectly the kind of reputation it has among drug users: death and dr. death. The chances of meeting the grim reaper are significantly higher when users mix MDMA with PMA, which happens frequently in America since dealers over there often misleadingly label PMA ecstacy. This practice was, until recently, uncommon in Montreal, but apparently that might no longer be the case. Go out and buy your drug testing kit, folks. Make sure you know what you're popping, otherwise you might as well be playing a game of russian roulette. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast a répondu le Sat 13 Nov, 2010 @ 4:00am |
 Coolness: 91345 | PMA's street name: flatliner. Yayx! :S |
| I'm feeling sushi with plutonium right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sat 13 Nov, 2010 @ 11:38am |
| Coolness: 558505 | Son of a bitch, thanks for this one. I'll stick to other intoxicants. Where'd my fuckin'rum get to? |
| I'm feeling got a good feeling about this right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sat 13 Nov, 2010 @ 1:47pm |
| Coolness: 66655 | WOOO PMA!!!! |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlieN-A a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 10:11am |
 Coolness: 101320 | Are there really drug testing kits that we can buy or.. Is that a joke!?! XD lol really i'm serious.. are there any!? |
| I'm feeling kaaa'' klaownnn right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 10:33am |
 Coolness: 226230 | Originally Posted By ALIEN-A
Are there really drug testing kits that we can buy or.. Is that a joke!?! XD lol really i'm serious.. are there any!? yeah there is. [ www.dancesafe.org ] <-= Company that makes it. And cross reference your results with Erowid. ==--> [ www.erowid.org ] |
| I'm feeling toxik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 11:09am |
| Coolness: 2603940 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 14TH
THE DISGUSTING DIY DILDO This 35 year old party papa has a dirty way of having fun. Until recently, he's suffered from poor digestion for years, and would sometimes go a week without laying one down in the washroom. Several months ago, his doctor put him on a high fiber diet, and to the party man's surprise, not only are his bowel movements shaking things up more frequently, the size of their loads have shot up dramatically. His shit used to be short, thin, and inconsistent, but now it's long, it's wide, and it's solid too. So large and wide and hard are his fecal fortunes, that he now invests them in some fairly foul business. Inspired by stories he read on the internet about iceberging, this crusty raver placed some of his own shit inside of a freezer, hoping the cold would make his crap strong enough to use as a dildo. His first few attempts of shoving his own shit back up his ass were less than successful, as his makeshift sex toys kept breaking upon insertion. Undaunted by these early failures, our filthy friend eventually hit on the idea of creating a silicone mold of his own penis by using a make-your-own-dildo kit he purchased at a local sex store, then mixing his shit in with the liquid rubber that goes into the mold. This worked, and so this fellow now has a fecal speckled dildo replica of his own penis that he uses on himself fairly frequently. Our dirty daddy raver takes a great deal of pleasure of showing his friends his filthy, home-made dildo. If you ever visit his apartment, he'll almost certainly make you look at the damn thing. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 12:02pm |
 Coolness: 145155 | stop having stories about poo |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 12:13pm |
| Coolness: 66655 | hahaha poo is evil |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 2:24pm |
| Coolness: 558505 | Wtf... seriously... wtf... |
| I'm feeling got a good feeling about this right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» psyknight a répondu le Sun 14 Nov, 2010 @ 7:01pm |
 Coolness: 26440 | Where do you find this SHIT. seriously... |
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