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Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil a répondu le Fri 29 Oct, 2010 @ 10:22pm
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Originally Posted By NUCLEAR

RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 29TH



THE TRAVELING CORPSE

A Longueille raver was pulled over for speeding early last week, which is when the boys in blue made a sordid discovery: our south shore party boy was carrying a foul smelling passenger -- a rotting corpse.

The body belonged to a homeless man who, back in May, had asked the raver for a place to sleep. This dubstep afficionado had spent a year on the streets himself, and out of pity, told the guy he could crash in his beat up Chevy. Unfortunately, the vagrant passed away while sleeping in the car, and when raver discovered the dead body, he didn't know what to do, so he decided not to do anything. He just kept driving like he normally did, even though a body was slowly decomposing next him.

He masked the odor of the putrefying flesh with baking soda and pine scented air freshener. When the maggots started crawling out of the body, he covered it with a tarp.

It's weird to think about, but there was a rotting dead guy within steps of every single party this guy went too for the last six months. Shades of Psycho. There are some messed up ravers out there.

Criminal charges seem unlikely, though the raver in question is undergoing psychiatric evaluation. The car, meanwhile, has been impounded and will likely be destroyed. I don't think anyone would want to buy it after what it's been through. No one short of Norman Bates or Jeffrey Dahmer, anyways.


lol. that one is basically a re-working of something in the news last week

[ www.deccanchronicle.com ]



Woman carried corpse in car for months

October 23rd

Los Angeles: A former real estate agent drove around for months with the dead mummified body of a homeless woman in her vehicle, the Orange County Register reported on Friday.

Police said the driver had let the woman sleep in her car and had been frightened to come to police when the woman died in her vehicle.

Coroners believe that the woman died in the car between three and 10 months ago. The driver covered the body with a pile of clothes and used baking soda to mask the stench. The lack of air inside the vehicle, and weather conditions at the time of death, are believed to have contributed to partial preservation of the body.

Los Angeles police discovered the body after the car was left blocking a driveway. An autopsy revealed no signs of foul play, but police have still not identified the woman.

It's unclear whether the driver will be charged in connection with the case - but officers are looking into whether there were health code violations in transporting a corpse.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Scipio a répondu le Sat 30 Oct, 2010 @ 7:25am
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NOAH!! Shame on you for getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar like that.

You need to branch out, buckle down, and start writing more stories that are thoroughly rooted in the Montreal rave scene. Start an email account, say something like gossip@ravenews.ca, so people can send in tips and stories. No names, no locations. Get enough people contributing crazy shit they witnessed (Think [ Gawker.com ] blind items section), and you'll no longer have to creatively re-invent the stories you find on [ Yahoo.com ] to fit the Montreal rave community.

Anyhow, love the articles. Keep them coming! You're an awesome writer :D
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sat 30 Oct, 2010 @ 9:09pm
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 30TH




BRITISH TEENAGER BANNED FROM RAVING

Here's a story that might put the fear of God into some of you -- over in England, a 19 year old was recently banned from raving. Magistrates in the UK ruled that the teenager, who had been arrested for possessing a variety of intoxicating substances that his social betters disapproved of, would no longer be allowed to party on weekends.

He could still go raving Monday through Thursday, but Friday, Saturday, and Sunday were out of bounds. While his friends were out partying, he'd be under curfew at home, forced to watch the BBC with his family, and maybe even eat dinner with them.

Our story isn't all sorrow and tears though. Local ravers rallied to the poor boy's cause, and his county is now home to a variety of weekday raves. The magistrates, meanwhile, only placed the lad under curfew for a year. Once he's 20, he'll be free to drop ecstacy and dance to the beats being spun by his favorite Donk DJs at a legitimate, Friday night rave.

The idea of drug users being banned from raving is pretty novel. The UK is a pioneer when it comes to harassing ravers, though. Don't be surprised if they start exporting their anti-fun know-how to the rest of the world. One day in the not so distant future, judges in Canada might start handing out curfews to drug addled ravers, telling them that they can no longer go out dancing on weekends.

When that happens, you'll know who to blame: The British.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 12:13am
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RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 31ST




THE RAVER CODE

A Californian fad has made it's way to Canada, and it's causing some alarm among Suburban puritans. This fad is the Raver Code, an off-shoot of the ancient handkerchief code that was made popular by the San Francisco gay community.

The handkerchief code, which sometimes goes by the name "hanky code", "bandana code" and the more prosaic term "flagging", is a way for gay men looking for casual sex to let other guys know what they're erotic interests are. Want to anally fist a dude? Wear a red bandana in your left back pocket. Looking for a guy to fist you? Wear the red bandana in your right back pocket.

Handkerchief colors and patterns indicate what sexual act you're interested in, while the placement in the left and right back pocket tells other hanky coders that you're either a top or a bottom, respectively.

The raver code first reared its head in the late 90s, right at the height of the dot-com boom. The West Coast nerds mingled with the gay community, and a couple of them fell in love with the hanky code. They started throwing hanky raves -- parties where hedonists of all stripes and colors could buy handkerchiefs to advertise their particular peccadilloes, making it a snap for the well paid geeks to hook up.

The hanky ravers soon realized though, that buttons were cheaper to make then bandanas and, unlike bandanas, they could also be combined. It was far easier to wear five buttons, each denoting a different sexual vice, then it was to wear five handkerchiefs. The ravers devised a new button code based on the old hanky code, and the button raves became the new hanky raves. These parties were always small, exclusive affairs, but over the last few years they've started to catch on and spread throughout the rest of the world.

The raver code uses standard one inch buttons that have an outer border and an inner color or pattern. The border color indicates if a person is top, bottom, or switch. The inner color indicates what sexual act the button wearer is interested in. The buttons are often worn on hats, shirts, and occasionally pants.

Most of the time ravers don't bother to use buttons to denote their sexual orientation, they just wear buttons for the acts they're interested in. However, four buttons are sometimes worn to denote sexual orientation -- a pink and blue intertwined triangle for bisexuals, a male and female symbol interlinked for heterosexuals, two male symbols intertwined for gays, and two female symbols intertwined for lesbians.

Button parties have been held in places like Paris, Berlin, London, Tokyo, Vancouver, and, just recently, Montreal.

One of the newest additions to the raver code are drug letters. These are buttons with letters on them that let the wearer tell people the drugs they have to sell, and the drugs they'd like to buy. When wearing a drug button, only two colors are used for borders -- white borders for people who want drugs and black borders for people who have drugs. The inclusion of drug symbols has piqued the interest of police forces around the world, who worry that the raver code will make it easier than ever for teenagers to get high.

The chart below is a sample of some of the button colors and patterns that make up the raver code.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 4:35pm
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So, are you going to be making us a bunch :D? I see a lot I want >.>
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 5:08pm
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Yup! They will be coming soon to a party near you!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 5:11pm
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Yes! Are you going to print out the diagram so we all know which is what? I'd hate to get brown.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 8:49pm
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Originally Posted By SCIPIO

You need to branch out, buckle down, and start writing more stories that are thoroughly rooted in the Montreal rave scene. Start an email account, say something like gossip@ravenews.ca, so people can send in tips and stories. No names, no locations. Get enough people contributing crazy shit they witnessed (Think [ Gawker.com ] blind items section), and you'll no longer have to creatively re-invent the stories you find on [ Yahoo.com ] to fit the Montreal rave community.



Yes, make him the Gossip Girl of the nightlife scene.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 9:22pm
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People can just message me with their stories... We will make an article about it!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sun 31 Oct, 2010 @ 10:40pm
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U GOTTA HAVE UR DONK donk donk donk donk! lol
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Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Mon 1 Nov, 2010 @ 12:45am
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RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 1ST




THE CROOKED PROMOTER

A decade ago, Montreal was plagued by a mean spirited party promoter who had ties to the underworld. His buddies were bikers, and he himself was allegedly engaged in a slew of illegal activities.

This promoter was so utterly jealous of his role in the rave scene, that he would routinely find ways to shut down parties organized by the competition. Our devious event organizer wanted a monopoly on the Montreal party scene, and there was no trick too low, no lie too large, and no deed too evil that he wouldn't stoop to in order to get his way.

He did what he could to ruin other people's fun. If you were going to enjoy yourself on a Friday night, it better be at one of his parties -- or else.

This promoter often didn't have to resort to anything too drastic though, because his brother was high up the ladder at city hall. All the promoter had to do was tell his brother about a party that a competitor was throwing, and the city of Montreal would swoop in to shut it down. There would always be some kind of rational, some justification for closing down a party, but at the end of the day, the real reason the parties got hit was that a shady promoter was manipulating the city of Montreal into doing his bidding.

Given the extremes the man went to in order to knock down the competition, rumors of his involvement in the drug trade might not be unfounded. This would be ironic since he was also a big supporter of an anti-drug organization that used to have a large presence in the Montreal party scene. Members of this long defunct group would hand out leaflets on responsible drug use to ravers, and also ran a drug crisis hot-line that people could call. Their ultimate mission was to turn kids away from the evils of intoxication, so this promoter's support of the group was something of a bitter joke.

It's been years since he's thrown a party, and that might have something to do with the biker gangs having pretty much abandoned the rave scene for more profitable pastures. That's good for the party kids though. Raves are safer now then they were ten years ago, and promoters no longer have to worry about getting shut down by greedy gangsters.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Mon 1 Nov, 2010 @ 12:51am
kire
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wow what an ass, wonder who he was
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Mon 1 Nov, 2010 @ 7:26pm
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What a dick.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 1 Nov, 2010 @ 7:29pm
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Ray Junior
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Tue 2 Nov, 2010 @ 12:01am
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RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 2ND




DJ GLORY HOLE

A once darling Montreal DJ was arrested over the weekend in a public restroom where he was busy enjoying the finer aspects of a makeshift glory hole. He was charged with public indecency along with four other men. Our group of lustful adventurers were all dressed in Catholic priest costumes at the time of their arrest. Even our former wunderkind DJ.

A glory hole is a hole in a wall, or some other kind of partition, through which people either engage in various sexual acts or observe others engaging in those acts. The wall provides anonymity between the two sides. Common body parts that are inserted through the glory hole are penises, fingers, and tongues.

Detective Robert Dobbs of the Montreal Police said he discovered the priestly glory hole excursion after broswing the adult section of a popular online classified site. The ad in question was a call for religiously flavored anonymous public sex. The brazen nature of the act forced the police to shut it down. You wouldn't want a little kid walking into that bathroom where the glory hole exchange was going on.

Detective Dobbs was emphatic that glory holes put all their participants at risk.

"Some glory holes are perfectly legal -- if it's on private property and money doesn't change hands, there's nothing we can do. That doesn't stop them from being incredibly dangerous. You just don't know who might be on the other side of that wall. It could be a serial killer or a violent rapist. Someone might have a knife and use it to cut off whatever goes through that hole," Dobbs said.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pencapchew a répondu le Tue 2 Nov, 2010 @ 10:32am
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

Ray Junior


totally ray junior
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Wed 3 Nov, 2010 @ 3:21am
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RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 3RD




THE TURD AVENGER

Another week, another break-up story. This time, scissors and bleach won't make an appearance, but dog shit will. Lots of it.

A slightly loopy raver was so torn up after hitting splitsville with the love of her life that she concocted a very messy plan for revenge. This angry angel of doom spent a glorious morning in a Westmount dog park picking up as much crap as she could. By the time she was done collecting turds, she had eight pounds of the brown stuff piled into several plastic white bags. Our avenging raver then got on a bus, poo in hand, and traveled over to her ex-boyfriend's house.

After arriving at her destination, she proceeded to cover as much of his house with the stuff as possible. She proved herself to be a master of the fecal arts. Her work was both thorough and meticulous. She knew how to smear shit, how to place it, and how to throw it. Windows, door knobs, walls -- you couldn't move more than a few inches without finding turds.

Like any true artist, she signed her work. Left a lovely little note on her ex's door, and told him he was such a shit-head that she thought he'd appreciate living in the stuff. He was not amused, and it apparently took him quite a bit of time to clean the place up.

You know what they say... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HighdroXy a répondu le Wed 3 Nov, 2010 @ 6:44am
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Sick....just fkn sick...
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Ashigaikha a répondu le Wed 3 Nov, 2010 @ 1:40pm
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Lol! with last weeks story i can't make out if this is real-fake or fake-fake XD
Keep up the good stuff!
Brown-out party!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Wed 3 Nov, 2010 @ 3:05pm
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Wooooow, there's some crazy revenge ideas out there.
I'm feeling not sleepy right now..
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