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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Fri 19 Nov, 2010 @ 7:27pm |
 Coolness: 175455 | He's lucky he didn't made a movie with his name |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ravedave a répondu le Fri 19 Nov, 2010 @ 8:51pm |
 Coolness: 131705 | Originally Posted By RAKOON
He's lucky he didn't made a movie with his name touche' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN a répondu le Sat 20 Nov, 2010 @ 12:06am |
 Coolness: 148200 | noah, can i post an article? its free speech ? lolololol you guys see me coming with pogo and shit? ahhahahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Sat 20 Nov, 2010 @ 10:11am |
 Coolness: 226290 | Originally Posted By MICKOS
... you guys see me coming with pogo and shit? Kinky. But who the fuck is Pogo? |
| I'm feeling toxik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 5:37pm |
 Coolness: 2604000 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 20TH
RAVER DEVIRGINATOR He's a crazy drug peddling lunatic with a penchant for violence. Three years ago, he took a young stoner under his wings, and introduced the boy to the Montreal rave scene. The pair have been inseparable ever since, and when this young kid turned seventeen last month, the older man decided to help him lose his virginity. He didn't do this by bending the boy over a couch and taking it himself, though. He might be a terrible person, but he isn't a cradle robbing card carrying member of NAMBLA, either. Instead, our crooked buddy got one of his clients to service his young protegee in return for an eight ball of cocaine. The woman who made this raver boy a man wasn't the classiest of wenches. Not only was she willing to pop a barely seventeen year old kid's cherry in exchange for coke, she was down with doing it despite being twenty years older than him, and nearly eight months pregnant. The boy and the woman did the deed in the back of the dealer's Volvo, which was parked just outside a bar over in the Plateau. It took all of five minutes for the big bellied, baby carrying coke whore to thoroughly devirginize the child. The older man snapped a few pictures to celebrate this transformative moment in his young pupil's life. As for the woman, she felt bad about how long the kid lasted, so they hooked up again later that week for a little longevity training. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 5:45pm |
| Coolness: 2604000 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 21ST
BAD MEDICINE His job was to save her life, but he decided he'd rather rape her instead. Some punk ass bitch slipped roofies into this young girls drinks while she was out clubbing at a local raver watering hole on Jean Talon. Her friends called for an ambulance after they realized booze couldn't explain how out of it their friend was. Grabby Hands the paramedic showed up, all smiles and teeth and reassurance. He loaded the girl into the ambulance with the help of his non creepy partner, and then they headed for the hospital. Grabby Hands spent the trip there alone in the back of the ambulance with his patient. He was supposed to be monitoring her condition, but instead he gave her some penile injections and took pictures of it on his cellphone. Unfortunately for the paramedic, his victim wasn't knocked out, she was just paralyzed. She was fully aware of what he was doing, so his creeptastic ways were reported to a nurse once the girl had recovered enough to talk about it. Grabby Hands denied the charges, but saliva on his victim's chest matched his own, which sealed his fate. When the cops asked him to hand over his phone, he thought he'd be clever and give them his wife's phone, which he pretended was his own. That didn't work out too well for him. Now he's not only been charged with sexual assault, but obstructing justice for trying to pull a fast one over on the cops. It's pretty bad out there when the people who are supposed to help you out are the very one's who will take advantage of you. Given the way the justice system operates, expect Grabby Hands to get off lightly. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 6:47pm |
 Coolness: 66715 | lmao wow |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Ashigaikha a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 7:18pm |
 Coolness: 73850 | overline obsanity,,, ;dislike;
looking forwards to next =) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 7:58pm |
| Coolness: 2604000 | Originally Posted By ASHIGAIKHA
overline obsanity,,, ;dislike; What does this mean??? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 8:07pm |
 Coolness: 558565 | WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! |
| I'm feeling got a good feeling about this right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 8:26pm |
| Coolness: 66715 | WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ??!!??! |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 9:26pm |
| Coolness: 2604000 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 22ND
CONFIDENCE MAN This moon worshiping raver leaves a trail of broken hearts and police reports wherever he goes. He can't enter a person's life without making it worst. He's a taker, not a giver, and when he takes, he takes everything he can. He's incapable of empathy, and there isn't a single kindhearted bone in his body. Like most cunning sociopaths, he makes up for his lack of heart with an abundance of charm. He might be incapable of feeling sympathy, but he's a master at drawing it out of other people. He will make you cry like a ten ton onion. He's a confidence man, a huckster, a snake oil peddler. He starts by reeling folks in with an improbable sob story about how terrible his life is. His apartment just burned down. His girlfriend killed herself. His parents were run over by wild horses. He was mugged by a dozen rabid twelve-year-olds. He was once molested by Mr. Rogers. He was framed for Michael Jackson's murder. He's recovering from amnesia and can't remember where he's from. Whatever. He'll come up with a yarn worthy of the Days of Our Lives, and deliver it with the eloquence and grace of a Shakespearean actor. No matter how ridiculous his story might be, it'll sound real. Dozens of people around the country have bought his lies and felt his grief. And then, when he asked them if he could spend some time at their place while he gets back on his feet, they open their doors, their arms, and their hearts to him. A week later, their stereo system is missing, their laptop's been pawned, their bank account's empty, and if they're daughters were stupid enough to sleep with him, they'll have chlamydia too. No matter how often he does it, he never gets caught. He never pays a price for his crimes. He just keeps trolling the world, lying his way out of one disaster in to another. Watch out, Canada. The Moon Man is still out there, running his scams. You've been warned. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire a répondu le Sun 21 Nov, 2010 @ 9:59pm |
| Coolness: 66715 | lol i dont even really now the guy n i know who you're talking about :P |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soapy a répondu le Mon 22 Nov, 2010 @ 3:02am |
 Coolness: 24620 | hahahaha thats fucking hilarious! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Mon 22 Nov, 2010 @ 4:20pm |
| Coolness: 558565 | Rofl, sounds like someone I know, and don't like. Prat. |
| I'm feeling got a good feeling about this right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» prrr a répondu le Mon 22 Nov, 2010 @ 9:10pm |
 Coolness: 43660 | HAH, there's at least one of those in every town ^.^ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre a répondu le Tue 23 Nov, 2010 @ 7:50am |
 Coolness: 294990 | no it's just the same guy changing town! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeDraegon a répondu le Tue 23 Nov, 2010 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 54200 | This sounds like a few people I've met in life, little weasels |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Tue 23 Nov, 2010 @ 5:05pm |
| Coolness: 558565 | Gtfo my profile pic! <3 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear a répondu le Tue 23 Nov, 2010 @ 10:57pm |
| Coolness: 2604000 | RAVE NEWS - NOVEMBER 23RD
RAVER RIOT In the back alleys of the Old Port, barely a stone throw away from the Basilica Notre Damn, a grungy Jungle party took place in a non-descript loft that attracted the scum of the city: frothing at the mouth ravers that were coked up, blitzed out, and angry at the world. The party's line-up of has-been DJs who haven't played raves since meth went out of style and Technodium closed shop wasn't the worst thing about the party; it was the punk ass brats who flipped their lids and started causing mayhem. They broke windows, smashed up pavement, knocked down trash cans, and even managed to over turn a couple of cars. The event organizer, which is probably too strong a term for the jackass who threw this little disaster, would have avoided a lot of grief if he had kept the noise down and ensured that none of the ravers spilled out into street while the party was going on. He didn't, people complained, and the cops came by. They not only shut the party down, but the dumbass promoter is now facing a mess of trouble for selling booze without a license, as well as for selling it to minors. He's also certainly going to be evicted, so let's just say he regrets ever throwing the party. Unfortunately for the police, the kids didn't leave the loft peacefully, and instead started to riot as they spilled out into the streets. Things got tense, and the kids started to fight the officers. Before you knew it, you had a bunch of brats dancing on top of cars, throwing rocks, and basically making a nasty stink of things. Many of them were chanting "Baise la police!" while taunting the officers to come and arrest them. Which they did. It didn't take long for the riot cops to show up, and mere moments after they arrived, a dozen ravers were taken down. Most of the kids got away, but those who didn't now have a date with the courts. Here's hoping they throw the book at them. |
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