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» the_big_jo replied on Sat Feb 22, 2014 @ 12:19am. Posted in New Raver PLUR thred.
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SO... like Peace Love Unity and Respect?
» the_big_jo replied on Mon Sep 19, 2011 @ 6:55pm. Posted in PLUR - what does it mean to you?.
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the plur is a trap





fixed.
» the_big_jo replied on Mon Sep 19, 2011 @ 6:19pm. Posted in my trip to bc with Jesse aka runa 1 (drama).
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This thread receives a presidential bump.

» the_big_jo replied on Sat Jul 2, 2011 @ 8:39pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.
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ruined: must reinstall os to my phone. well, there goes my evening.

Update » the_big_jo wrote on Sat Jul 2, 2011 @ 9:11pm
made: frittata with pepperoni, onion, jalapeno and old stinky cheddar
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Feb 22, 2011 @ 8:06pm. Posted in Fuck-off cheap promoters !!! (like Hexa-5).
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In this case, #7 an #8 apply

7. Be stern, not a bitch, about the big stuff

8. Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper, not on the interwebz.
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Feb 22, 2011 @ 7:59pm. Posted in Fuck-off cheap promoters !!! (like Hexa-5).
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Originally Posted By ZOMBIENATHAN
What!? How come nobody told me that? I've been doing volunteer work for a decade! Shit! :P


Than you be gettin' fucked boy! ^_^ jk, you know I love you.
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Feb 22, 2011 @ 7:47pm. Posted in Fuck-off cheap promoters !!! (like Hexa-5).
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TL;DR this whole fucking thread (not to say there aren't some really good points being made here, but 9 pages is far too much text)

10 Commandments of booking a DJ.

1. A DJ ALWAYS GETS PAID what was agreed upon, even if you have to drink Big10 for a week instead of Stella.

2. Don't go back on your word

3. Everything is negotiable.

4. Get that shit in writing.

5. Be polite and professional.

6. Don't sweat the small stuff.

7. Be stern, not a bitch, about the big stuff

8. Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper, not on the interwebz.

9. Make sure the DJ booth is in order. Bring spare needles/headphones if you have them.

10. Happy artists make happy ravers, which makes happy promoters

Follow these 10 rules and epic times will be had by all, good reviews will come, and people will love you. Don't and you'll burn in hell (or at least it'll feel like it).
» the_big_jo replied on Mon Feb 7, 2011 @ 7:48pm. Posted in the capitain planet drinking game..
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I am in for captain planet. I will have the power of Havana Club.
» the_big_jo replied on Sat Feb 5, 2011 @ 11:59pm. Posted in Limouzine Magazine.
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HOLY SHIT My feet are still sore from dancing. Many thanks to all those involved in putting this event together, it is certainly one I will remember for a long time to come.
» the_big_jo replied on Sat Jan 1, 2011 @ 8:36pm. Posted in Limouzine Magazine w/ Frankie Bones Feb 4th 2011 RAVE.
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Super hyped for this party!

» the_big_jo replied on Tue Oct 19, 2010 @ 12:31am. Posted in Favourite Beer.
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Keiths IPA takes the cake due to value alone. 15 beer = $15.99 = win
» the_big_jo replied on Sat Sep 18, 2010 @ 11:05pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.
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MADE: put a deposit on a red-tailed boa. Bringing him home in 2 weeks.
» the_big_jo replied on Sat Jul 10, 2010 @ 12:07am. Posted in my trip to bc with Jesse aka runa 1 (drama).
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In soccer, picking cherries is penalty.

Jus sayin' more o' da same shit.
» the_big_jo replied on Tue May 11, 2010 @ 12:56pm. Posted in What to eat before going ravin'.
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Originally Posted By BASDINI
something that makes me fart so i can let on rip on the dance floor and watch everyone run away in disgust lol...


Speaking of which, someone let something terrible loose in the dubstep room at Overdrive. The stink from the hippies in the psy room was more bearable. :-S
» the_big_jo replied on Fri May 7, 2010 @ 6:10pm. Posted in What makes a good bj?.
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Also braces are a definite no-no

[ www.madatoms.com ]
» the_big_jo replied on Fri May 7, 2010 @ 5:24pm. Posted in Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D.
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[ www.popjolly.com ]



A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
jennifer Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

Jennifer claims she became pregnant after watching a porn movie in 3D

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. Still funny though”
» the_big_jo replied on Fri May 7, 2010 @ 4:41pm. Posted in There goes another dumb thread..
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» the_big_jo replied on Fri May 7, 2010 @ 3:55pm. Posted in What makes a good PJ.
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Sleeping naked can lead to sharty sheets after a night of super epic drinking.

Silk boxers, ftw.
» the_big_jo replied on Fri May 7, 2010 @ 1:59am. Posted in What makes a good bj?.
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Originally Posted By V.2-1
Boy that was funny. Before this alleged BJ occured, you had to make you way to the place, right ? Where did you go ?


into her mouth?

Joking aside, good bj = slip and slide,

no raking, no sandpaper tongue (one more reason to stay hydrated ladies :-P)
» the_big_jo replied on Tue May 4, 2010 @ 5:32pm. Posted in Concerning Host's Dj Battle/Drama.
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Did someone say battle?

» the_big_jo replied on Tue May 4, 2010 @ 5:25pm. Posted in The Host Problem.
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RW for dummies:

» the_big_jo replied on Tue May 4, 2010 @ 2:31pm. Posted in The Host Problem.
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Originally Posted By BLISSS
Which one? I have about 50 black friends, they don't come on here cause people like you think its funny to use the "n" word and make racist jokes.

Dude you wear a ring in your nose and look like you live in a cave. I spent 11 years in Africa and I never met or seen someone as savage looking as you...No offence


OK, I don't wanna go opening a can of racism worms here, but....

Would your 50 black friends feel OK with you referencing the fact that Africans are savages (or at the very least, savage-looking?)
» the_big_jo replied on Sat May 1, 2010 @ 10:00pm. Posted in Yoji Biomehanika.
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FLYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:19pm. Posted in Montreal Canadiens.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!
» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:10pm. Posted in DJ Cherry Cola.
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Originally Posted By HOST.WUN
Thats my job, to rub everyone the wrong way. I thought you knew


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» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 30, 2010 @ 6:45pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.
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Originally Posted By DAF
+ :
<3


me = jealous

made: photo final coming along nicely
made: it's friday
made: aced my film test
» the_big_jo replied on Sat Apr 24, 2010 @ 3:37pm. Posted in Humm from my sl-1200.
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positive, lynzyn had exactly the same problem a while ago and replacing her RCA cablees solved the problem.
» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 23, 2010 @ 9:05pm. Posted in Yoji Biomehanika.
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Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
And the pre-sale are @ 10$
=D


Clarification:

For 10$ pre-sale tix, please contact one of the promoters (Sparklz, Nemorave or myself) directly because they are available in very limited quantities, so get them while they're still available!

Presale tickets being sold at Psychonaut, [ wanttickets.com ] or other outlets will be starting at 20$

Update » the_big_jo wrote on Sat Apr 24, 2010 @ 2:57pm
CORRECTION:

the url for online purchases is [ wantickets.com ]
» the_big_jo replied on Fri Apr 23, 2010 @ 8:57pm. Posted in Sickness.
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I highly recommend 2 speed and 1 e.
» the_big_jo replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 6:03pm. Posted in Humm from my sl-1200.
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Yep, no success.
» the_big_jo replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 5:33pm. Posted in Humm from my sl-1200.
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So there;s this humming noise that comes and goes from my technics sl-1200 and for the life of me I can't find where it's coming from. It sounds as if it's not grounded.

The ground cable is definitely connected to my mixer, and I've checked all the wiring on the inside and it all looks ok.

The next step would be replacing the signal and ground cables, but I thought I would get RW's opinion on this before I start spending money. Does anyone know how much that would cost/where the best place for repairs would be?
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 4:20pm. Posted in Yoji Biomehanika.
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--- An English message will follow

Les artistes sont 100% confirmé et l'image ci-dessus n'est pas le flyer, mais le pre-flyer; donc il y aura une autre version à venir.

Concernant les billets, ils devraient être chez Psychonaut d'içi la fin de semaine.

----

Our artists are 100% confirmed, and the image above is not the flyer intended for printing or distribution, but rather a pre-flyer used for online promo only. There will be another version that will contain all the details.

Concerning tickets: They should be available at Psychonaut before the end of this week.


Oh, and HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 1:50pm. Posted in Wanna make 1500$ a week? WE'RE HIRING!.
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they're gigantic.



image curtosy of [ maddox.xmission.com ]
» the_big_jo replied on Mon Apr 19, 2010 @ 6:32pm. Posted in Wanna make 1500$ a week? WE'RE HIRING!.
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Am I hired now?
» the_big_jo replied on Tue Mar 30, 2010 @ 5:23pm. Posted in Abortion.
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repost, but it works

» the_big_jo replied on Sat Mar 27, 2010 @ 2:25pm. Posted in Moloch Cest Le Meilleur De La Terre.
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Mark is teh best.

Have some pie.

» the_big_jo replied on Thu Mar 25, 2010 @ 1:32pm. Posted in URGENT! web design intern needed!.
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Originally Posted By BATZ
before you think about asking me please read this ..



That's right, you're a paintbrush.
» the_big_jo replied on Thu Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:02am. Posted in Surviving Bal en Blanc.
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Originally Posted By SOURULTRAFAST
I would have said a cement mixer or a vielle à roue but that's good enough.


At least you have a shitload of margaritas with the blender.

» the_big_jo replied on Wed Mar 24, 2010 @ 8:47pm. Posted in Surviving Bal en Blanc.
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hrmmmm. So Bruno's clone has hacked his rw acct? I'ze confuzzled.

Update » the_big_jo wrote on Wed Mar 24, 2010 @ 8:48pm
Just saw bruno's reply. Please disregard my message.
» the_big_jo replied on Wed Mar 24, 2010 @ 8:43pm. Posted in Surviving Bal en Blanc.
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Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Couldn't tell, never been to circus, and doubt I ever will with everyting I hear about the place.



Bruno... weren't you at Bal En Rose, which was at circus?
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