If you insist on feces, just for you rob, I'll take a shit on your chest as the party starts. Call it even?

We're taking you guys over the rainbow with this one. We decided to do without the evil flying monkeys though, they tend to throw feces all over the venue.

Why do black chicks have pink pussies?
...
Because there's a little good in everyone.

Why do black people smell?
...
So blind people can hate them too.

Why are english people called tête-carré?
...
Because sometimes the seat falls down when you drink from the toilet.

I vote rumple foreskin as the hottest babe on [ rave.ca ]

How come I get nothing but a white screen; Does demonoid not like me anymore? Was it something I said?

twinkies

ghostbusters

Gotta love dem titties.

[ www.marvelousmanboobs.com ]

Good meals can also be found at BIS on de la montagne, with a wine list longer than the menu. Had the risotto tonight, and nearly creamed my pants on the first bite.

tits or gtfo.

And I know you got some real knockers big boy.

Anyone else getting this shite in their PM's? Either that or I just FUBARed a potential booty call :-P.

sofia_oumar@yahoo.com
Hello
I saw your profile today and it was so good to me.u know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail address,
(sofia_oumar@yahoo.com) i dont know the posebility of remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my e-mail adsdress
(sofia_oumar@yahoo.com) as you know
there is no age,race,colour n religion bar when it comes to true love,
cares sofia.

I responded with "tits or gtfo." I figured it would be appropriate.

Had a blast, but srsly, running out of booze at 1:00 is a major fail.

*spoiler alert*

I laughed my ass off when the little eels started flying out of her ass. Hell, even the other girl in the vid is laughing.

it's like PEW!PEW! EELS!

Want to walk on sunshine?

Buy yellow shoes.

His name is Nutt, and he's got balls. This might be the manliest man ever to be a man.

hypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehype

what do you get when you cross a t-rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Does anyone here bring their laptop into the can with them?

I find it helps entertain me during those post-mexican food marathon sessions.

facts? I sent a facts today, it went beeeeeeeeeeeep kerchhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I love Fridays at the office.

On a side note, does anyone own a woodchipper? I might be needing one soon. And some lye.

(it's not for killing our doubles, I swear) *shifty eyes*

I would go, but I'm going to Microtek tonight. Have fun everyone!

Maybe we should invite our doppelgangers

DYNOMITE! Ya Jive Turkey.

That's because it was a straight-only party, you would've been turned away at the door. We were really doing it in your best interest. :-P

Been there, done that. They all had excellent plastic surgery br a Dr. Adobe photoeshoop.

doesn't make it any less awe-inspiring though.

this is what boredom and a sunday afternoon do to me. That is some dangerous shite.

c'mon that's like 2 for the price of one. Who could possibly refuse such a delicious treat?

definitely nsfw



sweet dreams everyone

it has a fireplace :)

The place is on the corner of Ryde and Charlevoix, it's about 2 minutes from your apt.

Had a blast, was so impressed by the sound, the people, but most of all, Deadmau5's performance.

dude, I didn't know you were internet dating

[ montreal.en.craigslist.ca ]

oh, and btw, last!

I'd like to show her my snake eye

I don't know, you tell me

mmmmm, dice boobies

fuck the rain.
fuck the mud.

everything else was top notch. can't wait for next year!

i do believe it is. If you can prove it.