Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Moana replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 8:09pm |
 Coolness: 39550 | This is no pickup line but its definitely rude. Some guy did it to my friend :P
- I bet you 2$ I can grab your tits without you noticing. *guy reaches out and grabs her tits* - Alright, here's your 2$. *walks away* |
| I'm feeling acneique right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 8:16pm |
 Coolness: 509665 | I'll bet you five bucks you can't rape me.
Rape her. Steal five bucks |
| I'm feeling well shaved right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 10:38pm |
 Coolness: 136150 |  Update » Minou wrote on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 10:39pm is it only my pc that fucked or is the image not showing at all... |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mr_Frog replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 10:58pm |
 Coolness: 97205 | 2e option! |
| I'm feeling ninja horny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 8:18pm |
| Coolness: 509665 | I vote for number two as well |
| I'm feeling well shaved right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 8:47pm |
 Coolness: 122415 | is it hot in here or is it just you?
5 bucks to whoever that works for (please provide video for all failed attempts) |
| I'm feeling playfull right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sun Oct 1, 2006 @ 4:58pm |
 Coolness: 65405 | i say "can i smell your vagina?"
she usually says "no you fuckin perv!" then i say "it must be your feet then" |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sun Oct 1, 2006 @ 5:34pm |
 Coolness: 238725 | want a fuck???...thern fallowed by slap.......(note never used this one) |
| I'm feeling sick right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djpsychokitty replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 1:39pm |
 Coolness: 47530 | In a club or a bar, spot a girl across the room and make a sign with your finger to come over where you are until she is near you. Then
"If I made you come with only one finger, think of what I can do with all the rest!" |
| I'm feeling anxious right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 3:15pm |
 Coolness: 134375 | Originally Posted By GRASP I SAY "CAN I SMELL YOUR VAGINA?" SHE USUALLY SAYS "NO YOU FUCKIN PERV!" THEN I SAY "IT MUST BE YOUR FEET THEN"
hahahahahahahahahahaha,,,IM GONNA USE IT AND TELL YOU HOW IT WENT MAN |
| I'm feeling juju's nipple. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 3:16pm |
| Coolness: 136150 | LOL I WANNA BE THERE AND FILM HER REACTION!!! |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 3:16pm |
 Coolness: 81795 | I wanna see that video once it's posted online |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 5:12pm |
| Coolness: 509665 | Originally Posted By AARION
I vote for number two as well lol I can quote myself |
| I'm feeling awesome right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 8:52pm |
| Coolness: 136150 | ur so silly |
| I'm feeling like having a taste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Wed Oct 4, 2006 @ 10:32pm |
 Coolness: 40640 | "What's the age of consent in this province/state?"
*lower a beer bottle near the ground and calls, "tsk tsk tsk, pussy pussy pussy, come here lil' pussy".. (that was actually one of my friends'. It didn't work.) |
| I'm feeling crafty right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sun Oct 8, 2006 @ 6:53pm |
| Coolness: 65405 | say "can i stick my finger in your belly botton" she says "hey thats not my belly botton" then i say "thats not my finger" |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Mon Oct 9, 2006 @ 3:05am |
 Coolness: 105785 | Once in a bar, a guy walked to me, smiling and said: "Hi, my name is Matthew. Please remember it, cause you're gonna scream it all night long!"
I laughed, but didn't scream his name... |
| I'm feeling psytrance, yeah! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Mon Oct 9, 2006 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 134375 | once in a bar,this girl walked up to me and pulled her leg over her head and said"hardsteppers",i was like "thats pretty skanky" "i like it" |
| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 4:01pm |
| Coolness: 509665 | lol
"Hey baby, wanna get pregnant?" |
| I'm feeling devil right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» a.POSFORD replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 3:49am |
 Coolness: 75585 | 'i'm playing psytrance.' |
| I'm feeling queen of the south right now.. | |
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