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» ufot replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 6:43pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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grasping at straws to gain a pitiful and false sense of empowerment, another service provided by the interwebz...

Ufot-congratulations, you fail
» ufot replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 4:19pm. Posted in insert jokes here....
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this one is nasty...

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Ufot-icing, it's not for everyone
» ufot replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 3:53pm. Posted in insert jokes here....
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Ufot-flashy litghts
» ufot replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 2:36pm. Posted in Mother Of God.
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ufot-never gets old
» ufot replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 12:51pm. Posted in Albert Fish Earings.ONETON 2009.
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apparently that fish guy killed people and ate them... he also had a thing for kids...

Ufot-scary is as scary does
» ufot replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 12:50pm. Posted in Capitalism (Wikipedia).
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greedy is turning off the water and charging 8 dollars a bottle... 500 is peanuts noah, there's no shame in making money when throwing a party

Ufot-gosh my head hurts
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 7:03pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Originally Posted By MASA
Bah. We all like to poke fun at each other, but that's what keeps us coming :)
And for the most part, it's mostly tongue-in-cheek too :)


you know what I never understood about that saying, isn't your tongue technically always on your cheeks?

ufot-ya, it's a saying...
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:58pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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dude, honestly, when have I ever hated on you? for that matter, when have I ever hated on anyone on this board, really?

Ufot-geezy
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:53pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Vilify is on the 1's and 2's :)

and corrupter, I was being serious, not sarcastic, I didn't quote properly, but I've noticed you are expanding your word use, good stuff man

Ufot-hey lil'horsey
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:45pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Originally Posted By CORRUPTER
whatever he said .... i'll never faced him


on a positive note, your vocabulary is showing noticeable signs of improvement, cheers!

Ufot-websters got nuthing on moi
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:44pm. Posted in ★★★★ Beat Me Up Thursdays-The Final Knock Out ★★★★.
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Originally Posted By MAYDAY
Mary is partnering with I Love Neon for a new weekly Thursday night at Belmont, which will feature more out of town and international guests, in addition to me as resident and of course other local bookings. Should start the second or third week of January.


a-may-zing!!!!

Ufot-the future looks brighter
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:43pm. Posted in New Years Eve patty! (renegade legion + ntk + G-Pi).
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tings a gwan, we'll see who burns last...

ufot-i'm burnt on rw
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:48am. Posted in The Old School Punk Thread!.
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Ufot-what??? ska-punk...
» ufot replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:16am. Posted in Annual Ravewave Awards.
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just call me " MILLION PARKS "

and dialect should now be referred to as " DIAL-COLLECT "

Ufot-boom, the years over!
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 8:28pm. Posted in New Years Eve patty! (renegade legion + ntk + G-Pi).
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I was supposed to be in the lineup for this party, but no confirmation yet...

Ufot-ya, nye
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 6:36pm. Posted in My life is Twilight.
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I think the real question is will Doritos ever make bags of just the Guacamole chips?

Ufot-damn those are good
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 6:29pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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mmmmmm... beer



Ufot-it was a missundersatnding that lead to the fight? No way!!!
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 3:40pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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Originally Posted By RODROI
yeah still i didnt start this thread for ppl just to spite
if u just want to say how much u hate hhc
start a tread about it


um, you started this thread with a question, I corrected someones post in a comical manner, which then lead to a debate about the genre...

Ufot-geez, try to be pc and people still have feelings hurt...
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 3:18pm. Posted in insert jokes here....
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stole this from a thread :

-whats the difference between a golf ball and an escalade?

tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!

Ufot-ouch
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 2:32pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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Originally Posted By RAWALI
naw, that's besides the point... it'd be a bit complicated to get a complete quote of what strand means there but the point is, debating on styles like this is not going to push shit forward... there is no one style that is more moral or immoral (or socialy dangerous... excluding nazi metal or white power rap... wtv that's not really part of the debate anyways)

you can't bash happy hardcore beause of it's caracteristics... you can dislike it but bashing what makes it what it is, aint gonna help... you can dislike how watercolor has a transparent effect but saying it over and over again aint gonna change the fact that watercolor is transparent... so what's the point? that's just the way it is and whoever uses it, uses it to his advantage and would use something else if it would help him create what he wants to create...

alot of people bashed photography saying it should not be considered a form of art... what strand is saying is, I dont give a fuck if YOU think it's inferior, the important thing is, how can I use photography to make something dope and unique (I'm paraphrasing here)

the context here is a bit different obviously but I fail to see how happy or uk hardcore participates in the regression of electronic music as a whole. It does not discredit electronic music.

Happy and/or UK hardcore appeals to a certain audience that probably would not be interested in electronic music other-wise. Yes it is a young audience, the lyrical themes are not aimed at adults (although some do appreciate it anyways... which is kinda like watching lion king on repeat when you're 35 though). It can serve as an introduction to accepting electronic music as whole...

hell a whole lot of people bashed jump up and harder/darker sides of dnb a while back... but if it had not been for dnb remixes of nine inch nails I wouldn't be djing/producing/promoting dubstep... and I'd probably still be shunning away electronic music for dumbass reasons like... oh its made with machine which makes it automatically inferior

so do what YOU like, don't try and make anyone happy with your art, say what you want to say the way you wanna say it and stop worrying about how anyone else says what they say


I dunno man, it sounds like you've been doing too much homework, I think I got a little lost in your words there for a second... what I'm trying to say is that it's ok to hate a style of music, so much so that you publicly denounce it, not only because it's your right, but because it may one day influence some one to grab a gun and blown their retarded brains out for having wasted years listening to horrible music...

no, wait a second...

what I meant to say was that negative criticism can as constructive and sometimes even more constructive than the positive kind, but the attitude of saying that anything can be art only goes so far, sometimes it's not art, it really isn't... or is it?

Ufot-shootz teh brainz
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:52pm. Posted in Tattoo Fail.
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well that fail is obvious, there are no doozers.... psh, and this person supposedly likes fraggle rock...

Ufot-haha, details...
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 1:38pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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Originally Posted By MATRICKS
Definitely, but spite and criticism are two different things, and spite has a very poor constructive value.


thats subjective, spite can breed some pretty amazing things, who knows, maybe HHC was born from the hate/spite of non-happy stuff?

either way matricks, just refer to schema below to understand :




Ufot-ty
» ufot replied on Thu Dec 10, 2009 @ 12:47pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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Originally Posted By RAWALI
"Whether a watercolor is inferior to an oil, or whether a drawing, an etching, or a photograph is not as important as either, is inconsequent. To have to despise something in order to respect something else is a sign of impotence. Let us accept joyously and with gratitude everything through which the spirit of man seeks to an even fuller and more intense self-realization."

Paul Strand, one of the most influential photographers in American history.


what a crock of shit, opinions like that are the reason the nazis took over half the globe before people stopped them...

I'm sorry but opinions are necessary for evolution, ideas need to be discussed and sometimes even despised, cause the opposite to me is the very definition of impotence... what's a dick without balls???

Ufot-liberals, the older I get, the dumber they sound
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:06pm. Posted in ***snow***.
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I haven't touched my car all day, I'm going to pretend that it isn't covered, infact I'm counting on all the snow melting tomorrow so that I can drive around care free...

Ufot-i doubt it...
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:05pm. Posted in what ever happened to happy hardcore??.
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crappy tardcore... nuff said...

ufot-nope, not today, not never
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:39pm. Posted in Tattoo Fail.
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wait, what about this one :



ok ok, some more unicorn ones for dee :








fawk... there's just too many... here's some funny ones...











Ufogt-no I didn't?

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» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:12pm. Posted in Tattoo Fail.
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c'mon, seriously, the clown one??? I can't even understand how the person who drew this was an artist? Better yet, how it was even converted into a tattoo and every person concerned still thought it was a good idea...

Ufot- the hot dog one is good, who doesnt like party time
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 9:53pm. Posted in Tattoo Fail.
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I almost forgot another favorite, not only is it disturbing, but it's misspelt... (haha)




Ufot-dear lord, forgive those who hadn't a clue
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 9:48pm. Posted in Tattoo Fail.
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Haha... but there are so damn many...

this guy can't be too hard to I.D. when he commits crimes :



I don't even know what to say, it's so bad, it's kinda kool :



Um, only in America?? :



I guess he likes freddy?? :



This ones for dee :



But the winner, without question in my mind is... (drumroll) :




Ufot-geebus, people, spend your money on more crackers...
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 7:56pm. Posted in My life is Twilight.
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< DO NOT WANT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



UNOT-that is all...
» ufot replied on Wed Dec 9, 2009 @ 7:35pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Originally Posted By RAWALI
I'm sorry but
pasta+brown sauce=wrong

no amount of cheese will change that


stop the hate wally, if you were color blind, you couldn't tell the difference between brown and red and thusly would never know... hater!

Ufot-not spaghetti but more like the curly pasta
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 1:53pm. Posted in insert jokes here....
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what is the hardest part about roller blading?
-telling your parents you're gay!

what is the hardest part about going to a leafs game?
-roller blading home!

Ufot-lame is still funny, sometimes...
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 1:18pm. Posted in Post your Favorite Wesley Willis stuff.
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red on red! red on red!



Ufot-pigment isn't just for us brown haired folks
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:59pm. Posted in insert jokes here....
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a friend of mine proposed that the art of jokes as a social lubricant/spark is dead because of the web.... I'm curious to see if this is even remotely true, so, please, post some of the funniest jokes you've heard lately...

Ufot-cause if no one posts, it means no one tells jokes anymore and my friend was right...
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:55pm. Posted in wtf is up with all the goddamn trendy pedophile vampires?.
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concordia, undergrad sadly... part time takes a long time...

Ufot-is wondering about the vietkong...
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:50pm. Posted in wtf is up with all the goddamn trendy pedophile vampires?.
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a document analysis of Lindon Johnsons speech about Vietnam....

Ufot-cambodia, the heart of darkness
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:43pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Originally Posted By MASA
It ain't THAT bad. Hamel @ Marché Jean-Talon often has parmesan on sale, $10 gets you a decent piece.

But f*** you Mr. Clark. I haven't eaten a decent parmesan in a while, I'm actually fiending for it now.

On a nice homemade sauce rosée. Argh.


HEY! I don't come up with good ideas, I just steal them and pass them along!

BTW, is poutine made with pasta instead of fries wrong?

Ufot-stealing ideas since childhood
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:41pm. Posted in wtf is up with all the goddamn trendy pedophile vampires?.
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my take is this... you see, for decades, closetted and not so closetted homo-fag-pedophiles have run the catwalk and the fashion game, thereby decreeing a long time ago, that only waif type, heroin addicted, little boy body girls are hot... now futher evidence support this criminal fagotry by their latest hollywood marathon of stupidity, namely the vampire phenom... you see, not only are they into little boys and girls that look like little boys, but they are also into watching them "byte" or "suck".... I dont think I need to explain this any furthers... lock up your children, phil collins isn't just a drummer...

Ufot-yes, I'm supposed to be writing a paper, so what...
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:36pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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Originally Posted By SEX.IS.BORING
mmm i want pastas now, people should talk about food when i'm starving


I has leftovers from last nights feast!!! Though I must say, parmesan is soooo frikin expensive now, seriously, quoi le fuck?

Ufot-cheeses, they aren't cheap, and if they are, they only " may contain " cheese
» ufot replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:31pm. Posted in LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLFKOEFOGJJGOBklnskbsbn.....
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poor lil' guy looks like he needs to eat something...

Ufot-pasta, mmmmmmmm, pasta...
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