omg I love you !

That song brings back memories haha

I would so dance my ass off if I heard that song at a party today.

I want YOU ! 'cause I'm Mister Vain !

[ www.wholesaleglowsticks.com ] ?

Francophone, mais à l'écrit j'utilise plus l'anglais que le français en général.

Drama is the internet's fuel.

How ?

Crime, moi qui croyait que c'était ici que c'était demême... pis là bas le contraire... *perdue*

*grabs Betty_Haze by the waist in an attempt to start a train*

I'm smurfing a smurf as we speak !

C'EST BON BON

C'EST BON BON

That's what I want for christmas !
As long as I don't have to unwrap it in front of my mom.

*joins Betty_Haze*

Si tu veux te faire plaisir,
Faut surtout pas hésiter.
Pour combler mes désirs,
Y'a rien de tel qu'un p'tit baiser.

Someone call Judge Judy...

It happens to everyone to go too far at times... but there's a time to stop.

You've cast yourself in the role of the psycho ex, it's time to prove that you're not. A good start would be to quit repeating the same shit over and over.

You gave up your right to respect on this matter the moment you went public...

e party ?

nunchucks ?

J'aime te faire éjaculer.

ohhhhhhhh!
Is it even possible to exist and still be pure? What is it with people and purity these days!

It's nice to believe that because you are able to do something, it's as easy and obvious for everyone else on the planet...

oh, and I agree about it not necessarily meaning that you are doing something wrong. Some people just aren't very compatible.

Get an IUD... They make one with copper (no hormones like Mirena) and it's still more reliable than condoms.

I used to be completely unable to.

It's mostly psychological, I think.

I'm not sure if those who can't will all admit to it... or are even completely aware of it (think Claire in six feet under) ...
I dare hope that older women know better, but then again, most of my hopes regarding humanity end up making me pretty dissapointed =)

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

I'm pretty sure a very large number of guys come more than four times for every time their girlfriend/wife does (probably not counting solo activities either).
A large number of women can't even orgasm, period...

Erm, I'd just love to be that guy's girlfriend now.

I know most people don't like that idea, but I think you definitely should speak to a therapist. The relationship seems to have been over for quite a number of months, you shouldn't torture yourself that way.
So yeah, that's my advice... make more friends and/or take an appointment with a shrink.

J'ai fini par en voir !

Ça m'fait penser aux vieilles figurines géantes du père noel qu'on voit en banlieue, mais en encore plus gros... ...
J'aime mieux les cannes de bonbons en lumières.

I didn't mean that as to his rights, but as to the possibility of finding a place that suits him in the company.
For instance, I work in a brokerage firm, so I don't know that there would be a suitable place for him. Someone who works for a company which operates warehouses, though, might show more possibilities.

???

Mesemble que j'aurais peur que les bactéries de fond de cuvette pognent là-dedans...

voyons, j'me promenais dans la rue, cherchant à voir des décorations gonflables, pas pantoute... quelqu'un a des photos ?

my memory working all wrong again...
I was under the impression that, for the first month that you work somewhere, your boss can fire you without giving you a reason, while after that it might get harder.
I found nothing about it on the normes du travail website. Turns out that they just have to give something like a week's notice, unless the guy did something serious.

Might as well wait a bit, although I.E. is calculated based on the time you've worked, so it might not get him all that much (better than a kick in the ass, though, for sure).
The risk is just to get in an unending cycle of "we can stand him just a little bit longer !"...

I like Phoenix's idea. Then again, depending on the field of business of your company, it might not be an option...

If you wait after christmas, the probation period might be over and you might get stuck with the guy.

ya qqn qui a répondu sur youtube que le bug c'est plutôt qu'il garde les deux montants en mémoire plutôt que de les aditionner et que ça display le plus gros ? Ça se peut tu ? Je conduis pas...

What about if we all stop wiping our asses ?

That'll use a hell of a lot of water...

and just how exactly did he get himself in this situation ?

If the guy can't learn the job, he obviously isn't in his place. You can't save everyone.

C'est un autre internet trend.

j'ai d'autre pics pour vous aider à accepter le caca en vous si vous voulez.

c'est sensé aller où un débat sur le torchage ?

Un vagin !