awhhh I thought he'd fall on the wall behind him =\

There's a term for blowing crack to a rodent located in someone's anus ?...

...

LiiLii: j'ai répondu ça à cause de tes posts de "omg dégueu" ;)

Moi non plus je prendrais pas ma douche à chaque fois. Quelle perte de temps ! Mais un jour, ah oui, un jour, j'aurai un bidet !

horrible poésie ? ...

Juste demême... j'ai peut-être lu trop vite et la réponse a peut-être été donnée, mais dans les quelques occasions où t'es pogné pour aller aux chiottes publiques... dans ces cas-là, tu l'utilises le papier, oui ?

Personnellement, utiliser sa douche comme bidet, ça m'offusque pas trop, à part que je trouve ça un peu wasteful de l'eau potable. Mais quand ces personnes ont pas accès à ça, j'imagine qu'ils laissent pas tout ça tel quel.


Tant qu'à ça, j'vois pas ce que se laver l'anus dans la douche a de plus dégoûtant que du sexe anal.

As tu posté ton histoire sous forme de poème (et en plus de 5 lignes) pour t'assurer que le moins de monde possible la lise ? On sait que la patience est une denrée rare ici...

hating psy was in 4 years ago... no ?

[ en.wikipedia.org ]

A hurricane got to Newfoundland this year, too.

You could do it like in The Fountain...

Those aren't christmas bells... they're just bells. They play the merry widow and the like >.>
I did always wonder why the hell they had those, though.

There is no oxygen in space, yet there is oxygen on earth... meh.


[ en.wikipedia.org ]

Oxygen 0.77 %

I couldn't have put it in better words.

Can we add a rating "flame wars +1" instead of -1 ?

Russian marriage scam....

You mean I'm NOT getting my mail order russian wife ? :(

Hm, the people I know who have gotten married are those I least expected to.


Personally, I think it's like saying "I love you"; you don't *need* to do it to demonstrate its meaning, but it feels good to hear.

Too many people get married too fast. Or make babies too fast. Just because some people fail at being parents doesn't mean we shouldn't make babies; same goes for marriage.
I think that few couples really belong together; too many people stay together because of dependancy issues or whatnot... Those people definitely shouldn't get married. But when you truly are with someone you belong with, getting married is a way of saying "I don't just think I love you; after all we've been through, I know I do".


So, while I believe in marriage, I don't put much faith in people's ability to decide if it's the right thing for them...

Comme je l'ai été pour les piknik, je suis une instant-addict :o

This day and age is the first time (as far as I know) when we are actually free to choose with whom we are, instead of being bound to the first person to make the other pregnant, or deals the parents made. You must be going through a rough patch to say such things.

hrm... IUDs ftw.

oh, and btw...

"On September 12, 2003, Letterman announced that his long-time girlfriend and ex-colleague Regina Lasko [6] was six months pregnant with his child. His son Harry Joseph Letterman, named after David's late father, was born on November 3, 2003. Letterman was about to tape a show when the news came that Lasko was in labor and thus Shaffer was forced to step in as guest host for the broadcast."

Je n'étais plus que son amant
Je vivais bien de temps en temps
Mais peu à peu de moins en moins
Je blasphémais ma dernière chance
Au fil de son indifférence
J'en voulais faire mon seul témoin
Mais j'ai dû manquer d'impudence
Car me voyant sans exigences
Elle me croyait sans besoins

Je protégeais ses moindres pas
Je passais mais ne pesais pas
Je me trouvais bien de la chance
A vivre à deux ma solitude
Puis je devins son habitude
Je devins celui qui revient
Lorsqu'elle revenait de partance
Et me voyant sans exigences
Elle me croyait sans besoins

L'eau chaude n'a jamais mordu
Mais on ne peut que s'y baigner
Et elle ne peut de plus en plus
Que refroidir et reprocher
Qu'on ne soit pas assez au soleil
L'eau chaude à l'eau chaude est pareille
Elle confond faiblesse et patience
Et me voyant sans exigences
Elle me voulait sans merveilles

De mal à seul, j'eus mal à deux
J'en suis venu à prier Dieu
Mais on sait bien qu'il est trop vieux
Et qu'il n'est plus maître de rien
Il eût fallu que j'arrogance
Alors que tremblant d'indulgence
Mon coeur n'osât lever la main
Et me voyant sans exigences
Elle me croyait sans besoins

Elle est partie comme s'en vont
Ces oiseaux-là dont on découvre
Après avoir aimé leurs bonds
Que le jour où leurs ailes s'ouvrent
Ils s'ennuyaient entre nos mains
Elle est partie comme en vacances
Depuis le ciel est un peu lourd
Et je me meurs d'indifférence
Et elle croit se couvrir d'amour.

My diet doesn't involve you; it's perfectly fine.

ok, ew...
Ever thought of changing your diet ?

nerds are hot.

this is a movie to be seen with people. lots of people.

I'm going to see it for the second time tomorrow ! =)

Borat's mustache isn't the only thing you need to see bigger than your head... :o

Money doesn't guarantee happiness, but it's one of those ingredients which are pretty hard to replace...

southpark movie goes nowhere as far as this.

allowing 4 kids per square feet to make sure they are jammed tight...

#1 NBA/NCAA - regulation basketball court dimension is 94' long by 50' wide.

#2 High School basketball court dimension measure 84' long by 50' wide.

#3 Jr. High School basketball court dimension measure 74' long and 42' wide.

Assuming this is happening in a high school gym... that's roughly 16,800 5 years olds. And approximately 33,600 liters of blood.

Would knives fit in the "foreign objects" category ?

hmmm swarm kiting... I think I might be able to take on around 15 haha

Hmmm let's see... What would happen if, instead of Kazakhstan, it was Canada ?
I know I get rather fed up with kids from the US talking uninformed crap about Canada, sooo yeah. I wouldn't bet much on "everyone knowing that Kazakhstan is a normal country" myself.

Bonne fête Thierry ! =)

According to Borat's myspace profile blog ( [ blog.myspace.com ] ), Kazakhstan is not among the (huge) list of countries where it will be released. I wonder why...

I like myspace. It's like the ravewave profile pages on crack; not limited to the rave/techno scene. Some people have other hobbies ya know !

It also allows 300,000 people to pretend that Borat is their friend (me among them).

[ www.myspace.com ]

Y'était écrit "perdu" au dessus de sa face, non ? =)

sexy mustard?...

wtf man

the odds are non-existant, since the siamese twins come from the same egg, split in two.