Dude I been lurking this board for too many years and I really have to find out, who keeps on letting out these class 5 stinkers? It smells fucking awful in here. For christ's sake. Please stop farting!

Only flaked out hippies who spent too much time tripping around the Mexican desert like that shit. Some kind of nasty slimy pickled cactus. Eeeeew.

Organ harvesting. Best kickbacks.

I HAVE NO REASON TO POST HERE BUT I'LL USE ANY EXCUSE FOR BEING ANNOYING

DAMN SON THEM ARE SOME TITTIES

DJING IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC! THE QUESTION YOU WERE ASKING IN THE TOPIC WAS NOT REALLY WHAT I AM ANSWERING BUT I AM INSTEAD OFFERING AN ALTERNATE ANSWER! WOW, EH?

OH MY GOD THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT! PLZ FOR TO TELL ME IF THE 500 GIGAWATT HURR DURR IS STILL AVAILABLE!!!!!!111!1!!!!!11!1ONE111!!!!!1!!!!SIX!!!1!

WHY DOES THE FUCKING WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE MAN SUBJECT ALWAYS LEAD TO FLAME WARS? HOW CAN YOU CONSTRUE PEOPLE TO BE TROLLS WHEN THEY ARE ACTUALLY STATING THEIR TRUE VIEWPOINT AND INDEED NOT TRYING TO FOOL ANYONE INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY? WHY, BECAUSE THAT'S A FORM OF TROLLING IN ITSELF WHICH LEADS TO EXACTLY THE DESIRED RESULTS! AND THE MAYHEM ENSUES! BUT HO, THIS ISN'T THE ONLY THING, SOMEBODY GOT CAPS LOCK DAY WRONG AND DOESN'T CARE AND IS NOW YELLING IN THE BOARD! TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS! EVERYTHING IS GOING SHITWAFFLES IN THIS CHEESEBURGER PICNIC! THE VAGINAS ARE DRYING UP FROM ALL THE PUTDOWNS, THE TENTACLES ARE RAPING BUILDINGS, PANDAS ARE SEXUALLY HARASSING PEOPLE, ALL THE GUYS HAVE THEIR DICKS IN THEIR HANDS, AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE! WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO INNNNNTTTEEEEENNNNSSSSEEEEEEEE!!

I just want to clarify in case there's any doubt that I also found the bit where he nonchalantly attempts to aid the other guy by throwing the tent over the poles totally fucking priceless. I have put together 1000 tents in my life, even on k or in the dark, and I somehow succeeded without ever pulling that shit. Also who camps next to the shitter? Are you stupid? On a little island? Wtf?

Yeah right Mik I'd like to see you try swimming in a pole. That can't be what they meant.

There is no pool, how much k did you guys do before watching this video?

I heard a remix of this by Optimo on an Adam Freeland mix and I now want to tackle it in another style... perhaps doobstorpe.

I just talk to my phone personally.

Oh that's true there was no syllogism to what I was saying, let me be more logical so I'm up to your level of making excuses for animal torture.

1. Databoy thinks throwing puppies in a pond is not so bad, considering that farmers do these sorts of things
2. Argues that puppies would not experience fear or pain when flying through the air towards certain death by hypothermia
3. Tells everyone else that they're wrong to be disgusted and tries to explain it with philosophy
4. ????
5. Is definitely a douchebag.

Does that make more sense?

By the way it's not a strawman if you pose it at as a question, it's a warning to where your premises point. I don't need to employ the contents of my Critical Thinking 101 textbook to argue on the fucking internet and neither does anyone else. Because on the internet, NOBODY IS EVER WRONG.

Nothing wrong with choking a bitch. With your cock.

I think we should start beating people up for dressing like this. Seriously. Psy has to die.

Who are you, René Descartes? You approve of live vivisections of cats like the old fart? You think animals don't have feelings? Humans at the top of the shitpile, that's cool? Fuck you.

No seriously, fuck you.

Fucking wanker psy mushbrain who thinks he's so smart. You put on your fucking bullshit drug reference trance crap and then you think you have some kind of enlightened ideas because of it, but in fact you're a tool. You're the biggest fucking douchebag for thinking the way you do and all you do is try the good old attack everyone and accuse them of strawman arguments. You probably took like three liberal arts courses and now you think you're master of humanities. Just shut up. Go back to school. You fucking assmonkey.

Anthropomorphism is what you have to apply to your right hand in order to stop feeling lonely. Because who wants to fuck a guy who sympathizes with animal cruelty?

Took you a while to reply, I guess you tried it out and after reinstalling Windows you reinstalled Kraperski and thought it was like slipping on a Magnum or something before fucking your grandmother. But I'll tell you if you can't get your dick hard (and I couldn't, I'm no necrophile) the Magnum just slips off and stays inside the old cunt dripping semen and basically it's like having no protection. Are you in the same bind? Because I don't know what I caught from fucking your dead grandma but it looks like zombie.

Zalgo again? But I had just finished doing the washing ã̈ndͧ̅̍ͧ ͪ͗ͤ̉t̆̽͑̀hͥͩ̓őͪ̔͌̽ͣu͐ͫ̚gh̏ͣ͐͗̃ͭ̚tͥ́ͩ ̈́̆t̽h̉ͫ̂a͗ͮ͑͆ͥ̄t̓͌͊͐̈̽̉ ̈́


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Try to dance on the beat to this one and tell me afterwards that dancing to DnB is "harder".

Ya pussies. Breakcore FTW.



By the way the first post in this thread reads like a thread labelling "Who's the..." followed by "coolest person ever? I VOTE FOR JESUS! YAY GOD!" You fucking psy idiots, you're so brainwashed by your fucking fluoro-cult.

All that stuff is great, but sophomoric attempts at cross-referencing all that with generic and bland clichés is artless.

I thought it said "My Friend Kit" and that you would tell us a bit about how to make our own friends with it with just a few simple steps. I was really praying for that. :(

Hamish old bean, there's a solution to that actually. The viruses are all stored inside your system32 file and can be deleted easily from the command line, with only minor maintenance, by deleting this file. You have to be careful when you do it to delete in administrator mode because if you don't the virus may take over other files. You can delete system32 by going to C:\windows\system32 and dragging it to the trashbin. The more effective method is to type cmd in the search bar in the start menu, right click on the icon and go to "run in administrator mode". A black window should appear with a command prompt. You need to type del C:\windows\system32 to delete the entire folder. Confirm that you want to do it and all your problems should go away.

WHO WANTS A SCOOTER RIDE????

I seriously want to try to remix Easy Lover. I'm working on something.

That would be so fucking cool it's not even funny. I can't wait to hear the remixes.

Listening now...

Non sequitor racist joke? I don't understand why you would post that.

And as I suggested before bring kleenex because some of the old tracks Karin has will make you either get a nosebleed or jizz in your pants.

So why haven't you kids deployed the yogourt strategy yet?

I choose you, Slowpoke!

Also, yogourt.

Water intoxication, not the ecstasy at all. Even one pill can lead to that. She drank water too fast and asphyxiated her brain. Doesn't even have to be cut with PMA or 4-MTA or anything for it to have that effect, it's a natural side effect of the adrenaline rush to get dehydrated. Should have read the manual.

Speedbass! Flashcore! Swampcore! Step aside and make way for APPLECORE™!! Yeah that's right, Steve Jobs just introduced it, it's a new kind of hardcore that seems appealing but is always a) quiet and rather easy to listen to, b) goes well with a latte, c) has been priced in such a way that the markets follow suit, d) has all sorts of special features to distract from the fact it's not so great, and e) requires you to purchase Logic and all the Garage Band loops that come with it. You can then use only these loops because it's not technically a full license but you too can write Applecore™ thanks to the kind folks at Apple®.

On a serious note, why are you selling your vinyls Karin? What if we really really want you to play an oldschool hardcore set one day like you used to do? You just won't oblige? What if you think back one day "oh, I really need that record by "La Peste" back, so I can get a nosebleed"?

I want to buy one but where are the Hindu gods, mandalas, or at least flowers of Merkaba or the tree of life or like something else that indicates that I read about things like this on acid and think they're MAD TRIPPY but essentially bring back no real knowledge of anything from the trip to everyday life?

Then change it to djrecoil at gmail dot com, and send an email to all the important (ie trustworthy) people about the update. People still think they can reach me at r09u3 at hotmail but I can no longer brave all the spam to find their emails... it's like downloading an update. It's not the 90s anymore. Windows Live is still crappy old hotmail under the hood.

Je ne sais pas si "noize" est une verbe, mais on te comprend!

Hotmail's spam blocking sucks balls, and MSN is similarly crappy. I wish you'd get a gmail account Liam.

Wow, that wasn't a typo, you meant recording _glasses_.... pretty cool actually.

Wow man, that's way more effective than a kleenex, where can I rent that guy?

Repost of a repost, featuring yesterday's joke, autotune everything.

Mais voyons, les français disent "potatoes" en place de "frites"?