I was talking about New Vegas actually. I played through it the first time with a strictly unarmed character, and let me tell you there is nothing funnier than watching people sail through the air when you hit them with the Displacer Glove.

Dead Money comes out on PC on the 22nd. Looks sick.

So why are you guys still playing FO3? New Vegas is so much better. Especially hardcore mode. True to the old storylines too. Apparently they're letting out a DLC in the fall that takes you into the abandoned plotlines from Van Buren (the original Fallout 3).

If you're playing Fallout 3, get all the DLCs, especially Broken Steel. The other ones are a bit meh, though I liked the setting for the Pitt quite a bit. And go to Fallout Nexus and download the lighting and graphics fixes, the nude patch if you really need to, and the radio mods.

Thank god that from time to time someone eloquent comes along and pens something as right-on as that. Good post Gamos.

Good lord, I've been high on Slasher for weeks and fucked every girl in the Mojave, including the ghouls, and well, yeah, I took it from Fisto, I had to. Where the fuck do I have to go to score some Buffout?

Call it "Try Not to Throw Up From All the Drugs"

This explains everything.

Polish is really difficult. I've been trying to call this girl I'm seeing a Ksieznicka for a long time because it's sort of a cute thing to say to someone but I can't pronounce it for the life of me, even with German and French at a fluent level.

Wow. I want to cry. A new guy posted and nobody fucked with him. Is this because he could spell and his topic was actually interesting?

Call it "Cup of Farts"

I have a few responses for this.

One is a whiskey sour on the rocks
Two is a bloody mary/caesar or alternatively just tomato juice with some clam juice (if you can't stand the idea of more vodka)
Three is spinach juice with spirulina and a bit of cayenne
Four is anything extremely spicy, esp. scotch bonnet pepper sauce on some sort of breakfast, preferably huevos rancheros
Five is vodka with a pickle (also the good ol' drink the pickle juice trick) or a pickled egg
Six is weed and video games

You can always just do all of those in a desperate effort to get rid of the hangover, and when it doesn't work at all...

Seven is to take two advils and pass out.

Pussy wins over any phone. Because if you're only brave enough to use a phone you're a pussy anyways, and you don't want to be labelled a cannibal.

I have a better question:

Blackberry or forced anal intercourse?

Wait a second Nico did you say Ranma 1/2? How's that one work?

JOURNÉE NOIRE...

[ croakelixir.tumblr.com ]

Twitter fucking sucks.

Somewhat better if you can find the subtitled version (I know what they're saying though) but this is totally what I think of every time I hear psy.

The TAZ is the basis for the Canadian version of Teknivals. Hakim Bey's books were a big inspiration on the Freetekno collective in Toronto, and they eventually read up on the Tekni scene in Europe, and wanted to emulate it. A lot of the old pamphlets from our events quoted Bey to give people an idea of where we differed from other parties.

I personally think the only good time for polyamory is right after a relationship goes sour. Time to sow your wild oats. But not permanently, that shit gets boring after a while. People you like more than you know suddenly hook up with people you don't like at all, and that is always disappointing.

More like this.

It is now. I'm so glad you "came". Now pick up the soap.

I'm confused. But whatever bro, cool story.

Tomas Jirku in fact did not invent "glitch". I said "so-called". The reason for that being that he got a lot of credit for it becoming more popular. He did glitch house, and that caught on well. The first Mutek was all about glitch. Who knows who invented it... Jirku was part of the Mille Plateaux label that released "Clicks and Cuts", and you know, I'm sure the rumours I heard came from those guys in their hipster days.

I was talking to a friend who was also referencing Coil, but also brought up Vladislav Delay, Basic Channel, Sutekh, and Thomas Brinkmann, a lot of whom are considered minimal techno overall, but used a lot of glitchy elements like record pops or digital errors to create interesting effects.

I kind of find that stuff ubiquitous now. Fidget House has elements of glitchiness and so does most popular dubstep. I think it has to do with being able to work at higher sampling rates and with higher resolution, plus most DAWs allow better micro-editing so a hemisemiquaver retrigger is not as hard to incorporate. It sounds like a glitch but stays in the time signature.

What's a hemisemiquaver you say? A word I've been dying to use in a sentence.

Je suis d'accord avec Mickos, meme si je sais il me trouve cave ces jours recents (je m'excuse encore mon ami).

C'est beau quand il y a les gens qui veulent enseigner des autres dans les choses créatives, mais il faut vraiment avoir du talent quand-même pour appliquer ces choses selon nos idiosyncrasies particulier. C'est $70 pour apprendre comment faire du VJ au genre de VJ Homing, pis après c'est au étudiant de faire quelque chose avec. Je suis aussi autodidacte, et je trouve que j'apprends mieux seul. Mais il y a beaucoup d'outils dans le métier de Vidéo, et si on veut preparer nos boucles avec quelque chose, faut qu'on apprend Final Cut ou ce genre de programme. After Effects aussi.

Ok so I came back, and read that apology message from Blisss, saying he wants to drop the beef. This doesn't look like beef dropping. Anyway, this is the real me! I swear! Shoot the other one!

*gets shot*

Arrrrrggghhh... you... fools... I'm the real... Luke Peril... blargh...

*dies*

*Brock uses Phoenix Down on Luke Peril*

This has been so much fun. I'm sort of sad it had to end. It was so nice and epic but the joke didn't work like I wanted. I really wish there were more impostors. :(

For the record I never lied about anything, Blisss (protip: Luke.Peril is actually Blisss, you can tell from the IP). I just thought you'd been to South Africa. Can we behave like adults again now? I don't really want to but I will if I must. Please read my respectfully polite and straightforward private message to you, Hamish. You need to lighten up, especially if you intend to troll.

And get some practice here: [ forumwarz.com ]

For anybody looking in on this thread (I don't think anyone cares)... I am going to try to contain all the flame war stuff here so that we have a little archive of absurdist humour, vicariously supplied by anyone impersonating me. In fact if the name "Luke_Peril" or "Luke.Peril." is still free I encourage anybody who's willing to create a truly epic thread sign in as that account so that this just gets totally insane. It's like I took acid sometimes, the fake me responding to me. Actually a bunch of my worst trips went just like that.

Well no it's not, actions speak louder than words. A couple of times I've gone about my daily business, had something to eat, thought about interesting things, carried on with everyday life, and each time I've come back I realize Blisss has been spending all that time coming up with ways to get revenge in a sort of fruitless and pointless way. Messages on every service he can contact me on. (You forgot my tumblr account btw, and myspace).

Ok, see you in a few hours my beloved twin. Try to finish some of those tracks I was working on and remember to keep trolling Hamish McBean, a.k.a. "Dee Jay The Bliss" while I go eat some food, watch some Star Trek, and prepare to go to a movie. See if you can keep the flamewar up for a few weeks. I'm sort of bored now and it's sort of nice outside. But apparently everyone here needs me, and I even have impostors, so I'm glad to have the clone. All that hard work is too much for one guy.

Oooh and me! Actually somebody facebomb with Erik's face instead, he's never been a meme.

Hey wait a second this is the real me. This feels like that scene from Face-Off.

I don't see much irony here. U MAD. ME LAUGH.

I don't remember where an attack came in but you are certainly entitled to your horribly biased opinion.

Oh yeah, I called you a cunt. Call the police.

And it was your property I purportedly threatened, not your propriety. With an old joke from two years ago.

Actually I don't, nobody really books IDM or breakcore acts and our scene is tiny. Besides all my music apparently sucks. But nice link to Blisss' page.

Listen if you're going to try to have your own personality then you have to leave the collective. When you were assimilated there was a waiver you had to sign. A rave-waiver. Now you're trying to think independently, and if it keeps up we'll have you shipped to the Delta Quadrant.

Dude is so angry he says he filed a police report against me for multiple threats. Epic.

And all because he's pissed off that I reported a threat he made against me on FB and he nearly lost his account.

I'm sorry I fucked with your bloated narcissistic ego. Apparently your compulsions to be narcissistic are so strong Blisss that when you're confronted about them you go into fight or flight mode. That's just bizarre. But yeah, have fun with your little police case. If they act on that they also have too much time on their hands.

Sigh. It's just the fucking internet, why is that so hard to understand? Just because it's indelible doesn't make it true.

Thing is I have been at a few of your gigs, with yogourt, which I just ate because your mixes aren't half bad. You should big yourself up on here more, get your name out there.

We are Borg.

If anyone else wants to start a fake alias with my name please do. It's totally awesome. So full of win. I have effectively assimilated Blisss who is doing a fucking great impression of me.

Now do Arnie.

No it doesn't. :)

Thing is it's just a running joke for me and I barely care. But he's taken to threatening me which is sort of rewarding. I don't expect you to take sides Moloch, we all know you hate everyone equally.

b&

Betty Ford.

Sure is easy, isn't it? Anyone want to give it a shot?

TMI.

I understand that you are somewhat enraged at me and feel the need to try anything in your power to try to get at me, but it really won't work. I went to school with Tomas Jirku, that's a fact, and you are a butthurt baby who's throwing an internet tantrum.

Hey get this guys, I'm getting threatening messages from a certain DJ Bliss on facebook and on [ rave.ca ] now because of the yogourt thing. I have successfully cracked his steely exterior and gotten under his skin. And now he's writhing with how scathing my reply to his bullshit was. First he condones violence, now he wants to go and do it himself, all because he lost an argument on the internet.

You are the most pathetic excuse for a human, let alone a DJ, that I have ever encountered. Don't even start threatening people Hamish, you're really incapable of taking it although you dish it out, and that shows that you are basically too immature to worry about.

Don't hate him people... HE HAS THE MIND OF A CHILD!

It's ok buddy your butthurt will heal soon. Funny that you would get that angry when I only called you a cunt and made the good old yogurt joke. So, do you prefer Mediterranean, Balkan style, or fruit on the bottom? Whipped? Let me know. All over your precious Crystal Method collection.

By the way when you threaten people on Facebook you can get in a lot of trouble, so I just decided to report and block you so that you have to lay off the harassment a bit. We're both adults, learn to take an insult. Not everybody is going to want to be your friend in this world and I know you want to protect your honour with your puny fists but I won't give you that pleasure. Enjoy your rage for a while, and welcome to the internet.

U SO FUCKIN MAD.

Resolume isn't really next level. This is what I consider good VJing:



Chiptune + AV. Win.