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Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 2:20pm
flo
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I accidentally fisted you anally on the bus

I got on the bus carrying some groceries. Then the bus braked abruptly, I lost my balance and my entire fist went directly into your anus.

You didn't notice since you were texting, and I was in there for a while (I counted 9 stops), struggling to pull out.

I finally managed to get my hand out of there, and we stood there side by side silently for the rest of the trip.

As you got off the bus, you gave me a look, but it was too late.

You: 5'1, 95lbs, very elastic sphincters.
Me: The guy who had his entire fist inside your anus. I think you may also have my watch.
I'm feeling the flow right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Olivia replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 2:33pm
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LOOOOOOOOOOL
I'm feeling the sunshine right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 2:37pm
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More like this.
I'm feeling like a bag of dicks right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 4:47pm
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Fucking win flo
I'm feeling black magik peace right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 5:17pm
flo
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I wish I'd had the almighty wisdom to post it myself! :)
I'm feeling the flow right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 5:27pm
rawali
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wow... that made my day
I'm feeling forward every thurs right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 5:50pm
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+_+
I'm feeling hair day!!! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Sat Jan 29, 2011 @ 6:06pm
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:D
I'm feeling <3 sexi_babe_69 right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Sat Jan 29, 2011 @ 8:36pm
sourultrafast
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i... i...

*brain fart*

*leaves thread quietly*
I'm feeling sushi with plutonium right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Sun Jan 30, 2011 @ 8:11pm
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haha wow
I'm feeling hitched right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji replied on Mon Jan 31, 2011 @ 12:33am
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Originally Posted By SOURULTRAFAST

i... i...

*brain fart*

*leaves thread quietly*


yet this is the longest reply so far!

not bad, but I prefer real stories :)
I'm feeling giddy right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» prrr replied on Tue Feb 1, 2011 @ 11:31pm
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XD x100
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