Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:55pm |
 Coolness: 294950 | (773): I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
(864): sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him (714): Ikea night. (949): ? (714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B (512): Did yall have sex? (214): Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count? (512): Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen (917): Eric got herpes from Jo-ann (914): That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian (847): And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so. (1-847): I should injure you considerably. (401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:03pm |
 Coolness: 115510 | (905): Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
(228): Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table? (919): DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:05pm |
 Coolness: 76115 | (703): the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
(219): I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls. (763): She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid. |
| I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:07pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. hahahhaah (503): I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:09pm |
| Coolness: 76115 | (978): We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
(412): as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:14pm (843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father (843): about that... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:15pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (860): I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
(360): would you consider him our boss? (503): technically yes (360): then technically i slept with our boss (310): Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:24pm (248): I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first. Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 9:09am (303): maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:48pm |
| Coolness: 294950 | (305): Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
(615): She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (973): RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
(908) dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:25pm |
| Coolness: 294950 | (512): dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
(513): Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide (540): please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (404): i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
(970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:46pm |
 Coolness: 265930 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises. hahahahaha mike and i do something similar at parties |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:49pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (760): Joe is yelling at the trees again.
(773): Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:18am |
| Coolness: 294950 | (212): the recession has oofficially hit my standards. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:27am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (201): yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:44am |
| Coolness: 294950 | (847): Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
(952): Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy... (315): 2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win? (325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits.. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:48am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (214): Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
(334): Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies. (630): I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 4:05pm |
| Coolness: 294950 | (212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this (303): I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow? ( sounds like me) |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 4:09pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (443): I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans. (sounds like me :P) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 166520 | (303): you did wut?
(420): i wore an eye patch (303): why?? (420): i figured she'd only be half as ugly |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 4:10pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | Originally Posted By ZOMBIE8MYBRAIN
(303): you did wut? (420): i wore an eye patch (303): why?? (420): i figured she'd only be half as ugly HAHAHAH |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
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