Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 8:55am |
 Coolness: 158210 | That person is a werewolf. Happens to me everytime. |
| I'm feeling dedeiste right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 9:03am |
 Coolness: 115510 | (619): We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 9:30am |
 Coolness: 158745 | (253): I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you. Update » Masa wrote on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 9:32am (916): So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off? |
| I'm feeling chaotic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 9:48am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what? (908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 10:44am (347): weddingsv make me drug and hornr
(601): Are you drinking alone? (662): no, i'm watching house (601): That doesn't count. (662): wtf, then i'm always alone |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 12:50pm |
 Coolness: 89715 | (781): i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 4:27pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know (425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 4:40pm |
 Coolness: 265930 | (847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 4:47pm |
 Coolness: 159095 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out. LOL ! Wow, that Ambien is serious shit. |
| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 4:54pm |
 Coolness: 86480 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 9:39pm |
 Coolness: 105655 | That's where they should go according to me.  |
| I'm feeling terrorcore and sushi right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Aug 6, 2009 @ 10:15am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (310): Why did I cab home last night?
(1-310): Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 10:35am |
 Coolness: 294950 | (410): In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
(720): Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 10:56am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 1:54pm |
 Coolness: 140660 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" wow. |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 3:04pm |
| Coolness: 265930 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" HAHAHAHAHAHA |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 4:19pm |
| Coolness: 115510 | (212): How's tricks little girl?
(205): Trix are for kids, old man. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Aug 7, 2009 @ 9:54pm |
| Coolness: 89715 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" holy fuck! |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» R.C.A replied on Sat Aug 8, 2009 @ 10:06am |
 Coolness: 43120 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" lolol oh man! |
| I'm feeling fucking depressed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Aug 10, 2009 @ 9:27am |
| Coolness: 115510 | (972): **i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
(805) she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat. Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Aug 11, 2009 @ 11:52am (214): She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
(985): If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Aug 17, 2009 @ 8:25am |
| Coolness: 89715 | (337): Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop" |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
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