Pick Lines.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:02am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:18pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» w.c.forcefields replied on Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 1:38pm |
Everything is horrible
Really really really terrible I'm really depressed I'm really downtrodden The whole world is doomed We're all gonna die 25,672 people die every single minute Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died Cancer Death Aids Inflation Taxes George Bush Hell Satan Cancer of the face Cancer of the colon Cancer of the wrist and John Denver on compact disc let's bone | |
I'm feeling the rap music right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 2:12pm |
I guess if you're trying to pick up emo chicks those could work.. | |
I'm feeling sick like a dog right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Jul 18, 2008 @ 7:56pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Sat Jul 26, 2008 @ 2:41am |
Barkley James: 'Wanna come to my house and play soldiers?'
Chick: 'Why would I want to play soldiers? Aren't you supposed to say something sexual when you're trying to pick up girls?' Barkley: 'If you come I'll let you blow the shit out of me.' | |
I'm feeling lysergic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Jul 30, 2008 @ 12:00pm |
Redneck pick up lines..
Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up! | |
I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» RaVe replied on Wed Jul 30, 2008 @ 12:34pm |
Originally Posted By VANELLA
Yeah, I was born on Feb 14th... I'm fucking cupid baby, one hit with the arrow and you're mine. That actually worked... and now I have a gf!! :P God! That's my fiancé birth date... I'm wondering if he already tried that cheap^phrase! héhé | |
I'm feeling in love right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Aug 2, 2008 @ 5:53am |
[ thisispembrokeshire.net ]
Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment
A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday). Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions. The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor. Huw Rees, prosecuting, told Swansea crown court: "The allegations here are of rape by deception." Mr Rees said the pair met while Sbano was based at Gatwick and the teacher was working nearby. In November, 2000, she discovered a rash of white spots and feared that typhoid, which she contracted on holiday some years before, had returned. Sbano claimed he was in talks with a gynaecologist who was anxious for a certain cream to be applied, the prosecutor said. "He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her. Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment. "When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes," Her doctor told her to find out the identity of Sbano's gynaecologist friend but he "became evasive and never gave his name" beyond the word "Ibby". "It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms." Mr Rees said "Ibby" was traced but said he knew nothing about the treatment. Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility. He claimed the woman had invented the entire story about the "treatment". Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 or obtaining money by deception. The trial continues. | |
I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sun Aug 3, 2008 @ 9:19am |
WTF? Is that shit for real? Who would be stupid enough to fall for that in the first place?? | |
I'm feeling blrlrlrlrlrllrp right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Aug 3, 2008 @ 9:43am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Aug 4, 2008 @ 8:20am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Mon Aug 4, 2008 @ 12:20pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Mon Aug 4, 2008 @ 1:00pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Aug 4, 2008 @ 1:25pm |
Yeah she prefer to be seen as a brainless dumb blond than someone who cheated on her boyfriend.
Yeah cuz she prolly was cheating on her boyfriend! | |
I'm feeling fantastic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Aug 5, 2008 @ 12:14am |
Or she's not really brainless OR cheating, but just trying to make some quick cash. Uh huh, I'm on to her tricks. | |
I'm feeling blrlrlrlrlrllrp right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Wed Aug 6, 2008 @ 1:41am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Aug 6, 2008 @ 2:33am |
Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
Yeah she prefer to be seen as a brainless dumb blond than someone who cheated on her boyfriend. Yeah cuz she prolly was cheating on her boyfriend! Rumour has it that she doesn't have a boyfriend, and that her only friend is a cat named Mittens. | |
I'm feeling cool right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Wed Aug 6, 2008 @ 9:47am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» w.c.forcefields replied on Fri Aug 8, 2008 @ 1:25pm |
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