Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush

PART1: [ www.youtube.com ]
PART2: [ www.youtube.com ]

The greatest thing, ever. An advanced humor genius. In terms of comedy, the student (Colbert) has far surpassed the master (John Stewart) by this point.

First, all you jerks told me to delete it. Don't deny it.

Second, the site has not been deleted, but it should have been. It's a matter of logging into the server and editing ./index.php and ./admin.php, remove the following lines at the top of those files:

// Jan 21, 2007
// The site is not really deleted, it's just a joke.
// Remove the two lines below to get the site working again.

echo 'Deleted! Have a nice 2007.';
exit;

That being said, the site was based off the [ www.cpgnuke.com ] CMS engine and my user password on the site was:

user: conner_bw
pass: Stabba1

This will be my last act of defiance. I suggest anyone close enough to the core group of MTLDNB pass this info along as it is very important. My user id on that site is root. Once you undelete the site you will have to delete my admin and ban my user else havoc can easily be wrecked. I must be deleted and banned or you are pretty much fucked since everyone can log in as me once the site returns.

I have utmost respect for the people who made the site great, I have utmost contempt towards those who did not. I can't take it anymore so please find another admin. As the scourge was never purged this asshole, possibly the biggest scourge of them all, is gone for good.

Cheers!

I demand decimation of the community, join our crack house. It's winter, fuck life!

[ signup.worldofwarcraft.com ]

First 10 days free! the rest of your life... not so free. I'm on the Chromaggus (PVP) server if you'd like to join me in the never ending battle to be a dork. Look for Trotch, the Warlock Gnome.

I read an article on Slashdot saying Warcraft ruined his life, from that day I was like sign me up? That was November 2006, I am currently a level 39 Warlock Gnome on Chromaggus PVP, one more level until my free mount!

My premise was that if I picked the worst possible character combination (with a fluorescent pink handlebar mustache to boot) and played on a different server than my friends I couldn't possibly become addicted. It was later point out to me that this theory is about the same as if I do heroin alone and get it from a different dealer then I won't become addicted.

Friends are for losers.

Oral sex makes your mouth chapped, anal sex makes your dad cry!

Soba noodle

Eaters of shit, what's up with all that shit eating?!

If you don't have conviction, commitment, and convenience then you don't have love, move on. Seriously, it's the rule of the three C's

I was in a relationship for 6 years, looking back it was obviously a mistake that I wasted far too much of my time on, and her on me. I'm engaged now and moving into the nebulous void of forever, happier than I've ever been. Sex is not hard, get over your genitals? 13 months is, really, nothing.

Broken hearts are always painful, but so are broken arms. They always heal unless you keep smashing your cast against the wall. Why?

Dicks in a minefield?

Preview c'est pour les fifs.

[ my.break.com ]

Holy ass punkers a thread with only me shamelessly typing a bunch of crap no one is reading send in the tumbleweeds now available just in time for Christmas to Montrealer's at www.mtldnb.com ] (just plain sick)
[ www.mtldnb.com ] (yes, this in 7/4)
[ Zark_Behida-Step_Sigma_Clip-2.mp3">www.mtldnb.com ] (breakcore finale)

Keep on rotchin'

Remember when the future of music was non-tangible and electronic/IDM music was going to kill punk? Well look who's laughing now! You are, at me. In the never ending quest to find the TROTCH niche I have deleted our online store and convinced Sound Central to help me out in my lazy half-ass endeavor known as this label.

This store is a mecca of Hardcore/Punk for Montreal. So while you browse our merchandise stroking your breakcore meets business casual chin, you can pick up that copy of the Black Hand - Warmonger 12" (aka post IRE) or the Chokehold - Content with Dying 12" (aka I'm an alcoholic now) that you've been neglecting to do for 5 years. Sorry, I bought the last ones.

Seriously, check them out. Tons of cool merchandise spanning all the genres that makes me remember who I really am, probably you too.

Check them out:
[ www.soundcentralstore.com ]

Good times.

Photos?

Pit Boss 2000

DNA Records, yo.

Corey K's got this one for you, ask him about it.

I thought he was a regular here?

Haha, true that.

Props to Dave & Blake. Solid release if I do say so myself.

Seriously, someone pass along to the guy that his computer is infested with a worm that posts myspace bulletins to shitty get rich quick scams . Either some bad javascript/css malware you embed (willingly or unwillingly) on your computer or some sort of MySpace virus. For everyone else, clicking on his link in the bulletin probably sets up your computer and/or account to automatically post more virus bulletins. Just a guess.

In addition to cleaning cookies, Golgo13 should change his MySpace passwords, and also run routine virus/adware/spyware scans.

I just stopped by DNA and got a glimpse the record, looking pretty sweet!

It's 3:30 AM on a Thursday and I just got back, drunk off my ass, from the debut of www.dnarecords.com ] records. No one involved with TROTCH has copy of this record.

Read that again...

That's right, this record is so rare that no one involved has a copy yet. WTF?! Can someone get me a copy?

This record is NOW AVAILABLE! Contact Chris aka Rcola at [ www.junglex.ca ] - INTERNATIONAL VINYL DISTRIBUTION for ordering info.

[ ">www.junglex.ca ]

Premixed on one CDR? My kind of set!

I can't believe there's going to be a Maus/Jordan Dare D&B rinse out... What is this now, like a decade later? In the same club with a new name for half the pair?

Sickness.

Q: How do I manage the media associated with my producer profile?
Q: How do I search the forum in case the previous question was a dupe?

Thanks.

A1: Settings -> Music
A2 Pending...

Ce dimanche soir 30 juillet au Blizzarts, venez écouter la musique glitch, noise, breaks, electro et drum'n'bass de: This Sunday July 30th, come and enjoy the noise, glitch, electro, breaks and drum'n'bass sounds of:

Various & Scant Intone [ www.panospria.com ]
Blakkar Noir [ panospria.com ]
NWAR [ nwar.afraid.com ]
Zark Behida [ www.trotch.com ]
Basement Wigger [ www.trotch.com ]
Abdul-Lateef [ www.myspace.com ]
Radarsat-1

Because this is a night that More">www.highbreed.com ] info here. Good times, drunks.

Me.

PS: apologies for bringing bullshit and taunting into a bug report, buy now you know how full of myspace angst I get without a preview! I'm a little boy trapped inside my moms body.

Like i said, mad respect, I won't bother you (or anyone else) with what I do for a living or the sites I work on, i've listed two that are both reasonably extensive beyond first impression. You don't value my opinion, that's fine. You don't value it for reasons that are way off, that's fine too. I'm respectful towards this site. I reported an error, and asked about preview, it turned into this mess... we all move on.

Like a horse with blinders is how I live my life too, want to hang out?

so">www.epharmacyalliance.ca ] very little... Now who's flexing!

Keep flexing, you're looking great! Not self-concious or anything.

Screen realestate, dojo ajax framework, fckeditor... I know you put a lot of work into this thing and you have my respect regardless, but let's face it, i stand behind the statement that pretty tough writing in a textarea at the bottom of a screen with no preview, no help, that craps out if you submit an empty form thinking you'll get the fullscreen version of a quickreply. Good times.

...says the two guys who still post on here. 2006, textarea and nothing else, i like my message boards more ambiguous then the bash prompt because I'm a real man too! Maybe you could make it so when I press tab I could tail some man pages using less? not more? maybe awk some dates in there? Anyway, it's all good, more power to you, less to the rest of us all.

Taunting aside, all i'm saying is it would be nice to know what's supported instead of seeing a textarea with no documentation and no preview. Cheers, and good luck with the new codebase.

painful.

Edit: An opinion.

When I post with empty cells, I get:

Fatal error: Call to undefined function show_error_page() in [ a ] on line 45

Also, wheres the preview option?!

Where did you get it?!

A blog based on collecting cheap records that cost less than 1 EUR mostly from from the former communist countries of eastern europe.

[ blogs.musikszene-leipzig.de ]

Obscure enough for ya? The guy just started this thing so let's hope he doesn't run out of steam and stop updating anytime soon.

Click on the big orange titles for soundclips.

[ spamrecieved.blogspot.com ]

Next year's REAGANOMIX is going to be off the hook! ;)

PS: For dummies like me who couldn't figure put where the pictures are ...

[ rave.ca ]

Scroll down and add your own!

If anyone finds my red blow up sex doll air pump, please return it to me.

Thanks.

Show up early and get your drink on because at 23h15 I, BW, will bring live to a level of absurdity and act out the true working class dream of not working with an array of soviet vodka flasks, a blowup sex doll, and accompanying propaganda visuals.

At $5, ALL NIGHT, this is going to be insane.

Word on the Stilepost is that will be playing at 11pm or shortly thereafter. 3 bucks.

"If I can't dance I don't want to be in your revolution" - Emma Goldman (1869-1940)

I'm working on 4 tracks for "Rave.ca ] when in actuality I didn't bother posting them because no one but me cares about me being really into myself.

Laurie David
Hollywood Liberal Intelligentsia

It's that bipolar time of the year again where dementia has paved the way for yet another burst of craptitude. I'm working on four tracks for a concept called Hollywood Liberal Intelligentsia. This concept tries to consolidate my PRUNK style with dance-floor feasibility.

[ ] link -> Click [ Download ]

Woody Harrelson
Hollywood Liberal Intelligentsia

A tribute to violent pot smokers everywhere. Murky. dark, get your trance out of my techstep, amens all over this like No U-Turn's Torque never went out of style.

[ www.rave.ca ] link -> Click [ Download ]

Warren Beatty
Hollywood Liberal Intelligentsia

Dubstep meets Clownstep in couples counseling, a minimal techno moderator harmonizes this white trash mix into reconciliation. A relative on his mothers side was the last sitting Communist member of the Canadian Parliament. See you on Muholland Drive.

[ The">www.rave.ca ] link -> Click [ Download ]

One more to go! ...Susan Sarandon