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Yo' Moma!
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| Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips! |
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| Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. |
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| Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. |
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| Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes. |
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| Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. |
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| Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! |
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| Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. |
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| Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. |
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| Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. |
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| Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. |
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| Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. |
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| Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! |
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| Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. |
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| Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth. |
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| Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals! |
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| Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ! |
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| Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development. |
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| Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! |
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| Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! |
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| Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! |
Yo' Moma!
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