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Yo' Moma!
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| Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number! |
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| Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma! |
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| Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! |
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| Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. |
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| Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks! |
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| Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. |
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| Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! |
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| Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. |
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| Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. |
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| Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. |
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| Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. |
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| Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces. |
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| Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". |
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| Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang. |
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| Yo momma so old even God calls her mother! |
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| Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!! |
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| Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! |
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| Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! |
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| Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. |
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| Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. |
Yo' Moma!
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