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Yo' Moma!
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| Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. |
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| Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of the Moose's nose. |
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| Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views. |
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| Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! |
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| Yo momma so fat that the first time she fell down, dinosaurs went extinct! |
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| Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! |
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| Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. |
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| Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! |
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| Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. |
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| Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! |
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| Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! |
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| Yo mama's so fat she wore a yellow rain coat outside and everyone yelled out taxi! |
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| I already wrote that one :(....but it is hard to keep up with all these jokes....I might've repeated a few myself....don't let me discourage you though :) |
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| Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! |
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| yo momma's head is so small she wear fruit loops for headbands |
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| Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. |
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| Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. |
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| Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. |
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| Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. |
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| Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. |
Yo' Moma!
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