Um, sorry but that is an AWESOME dream. Fetuses with tails?! Come on. The stuff of music videos.

Try model mayhem.

Alex you homo. He was singing all the songs. You're crazy. See you in a bit.

I'd totally let Carlos put it in my butt.

He's half black. His mother was white.

This is why you've only had sex 7 times.

We are a ladies-only bike crew who peddle our pretty asses around Montreal. We're really cute and sweet.


Wanna join us? COOL!! It's nice to make new friends and travel to new exciting places and get some exercise and fresh air and shit, yo!


We meet every Wednesday evening at 8pm in front of the Roddick Gates at McGill. (845 Sherbrooke.) We go on cute adventures. We hit up places like Westmount Park, the Old Port, even Ile St-Helene! OMFG!!! You should come (but you need a vagina.)

Skirts and dresses are encouraged, but not compulsory.

Come, and bring your friends!

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Great, thanks so much!

Ok thanks! I guess I'll go later this week... so, does anyone know of a decent route I should take?

Yeah I tried that but I don't really know what route is the least steep.

No, I'd prefer to bike.

I need to get from Guy/St Catherine to Van Horne/Decarie tomorrow but I don't want to bike all the way up Victoria cause it's steep as hell. I'm not really familiar with that part of town. Can anyone recommend a route that'll be a little easier on me?

Woohoo!! Congrats!

You're a rockstar :)

I really love it!! So much fun :)

I just can't believe Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger are dead.... but Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Pete Doherty live on!

Rape

Can't the rapist just take it out before he sticks his wang in?

OMG RAAAAVE!!!

I love porn so much. The nudie section on this site is pretty good!

If there was never really anything on the site, then it obviously wasn't important to him. You'll definitely be putting it to better use than he ever would. I wouldn't feel bad for him. You did the right thing.

The BBB is a business in itself! You have to PAY to be endorsed by it. Such a joke.I worked at like 3 telemarketing companies that were sketchy as hell but they all forked over the $200 to get endorsed so we could say yes when customers asked us if we were a legit company.

10 complaints about billing isn't bad at all, especially for a porn site.

biological age: 26

real age: 6.5

life expectancy: 94

Anyone know where you can have these made in Montreal? Does Bang-on do it? What about Meow?

[ www. ] Lindsay, gross! At least post a link to a dick of a respectable team.

Ugh. I'd rather pay than do community service.

Heee!

I didn't think you could either, but my friend said he got a lower fine for pretty much the same infraction after he went to court.

I'm just pissed that I got such a huge fine for something so minor. I'm going to fight it, hopefully the judge will see that the fee is excessive and let me off, or at least make the fine a smaller amount. I mean, a parking ticket is $42, and I get one for $166 for a tiny cardboard box?!

Ok I called back and now I understand what happened. The lady was being such a fucking cunt to me on the phone and not explaining herself properly. Basically she found an empty box on the street that was addressed to me. So I get a ticket. What a bitch. I even know what box it was, it was the size of a laptop. :(

I'm still contesting it. Hopefully she won't show up in court.


@#*)$!@)*(#

I got a ticket for putting my recycling out on the wrong day and time. The ticket was addressed to me, delivered personally by a mailman and I had to sign for it. It's $166.

The thing is, I don't recycle! There is no way the box was mine. There are 4 other apartments in my building, and I also live on a very busy street so the box must have belonged to someone else.

When I finally got in contact with the woman who issued me the ticket, she said she had a photo of a green recycling box with my name and address on it. She refused to email me the photograph. Instead, I have to plead not guilty and spend a day in court to fight the ticket.

Either this woman is flat out lying to me, or someone went out and wrote my name and address on a recycling box and then left it on the street. Also, who writes their NAME and address on their box? Isn't that unsafe? At most you just write your street number.

Has this ever happened to anyone else? I'm really not looking forward to spending an entire day waiting around at the courthouse for something I definitely did not do. Did she just do this to fill a quota?

Now you have aids on your cock.

You're planning on raping someone in jail?

I didn't notice anything shitty about the sound...

Last night was really fun! I love these parties, I hope there are a bunch more :)

Good times. Cheap beer! I wasn't expecting that.

MMBLOP. I wanna go and to the party over there.

Whatever, bikes get stolen ALL THE TIME. You can't blame the promoters of Piknik for your bike being stolen. Think about it.















ps - Anyone wanna buy a bike? I'll give you a good deal.