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 | » daFTWin said "pppshh, thats right heheh..sexy fwin *raarr*" |
 | » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "U R SUX DIE DIEPLPLZLZ TKK TNX K TNX" |
| » PaT_ said "listen to what raver mommie has to say, cause raver mommie alwas know best." |
| » daFTWin said "chill man take some midol or sumfin...smoke a joint" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "OMFGOMFGLAME!#%(*#!(%*!% DIE PLZ K TNX" |
| » daFTWin said "omg..k no you die pls thanks" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "omg die plz k tnx" |
 | » Nuclear said "Your as fast as lightning..." |
 | » little_sarah said "*5th day at home* school tomorrow- then 4 day weekend :) doesn't get any better than this :) (unless i stayed home tomorrow too...)" |
| » daFTWin said "*waves back* and *winks*..yoohooo...hahahahah....*releases 99 red ballons into the sky*" |
| » daFTWin said "yay!! *lifts hands as if doing the wave*" |
| » daFTWin said "mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????......*goes to get cheese grater and long spoon*......lalalalalala i can't hear youuuu, lalala" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "You suck, and uhm, die plz k tnx! I want two pennies now." |
| » daFTWin said "....i dont like cake when the icing tastes like butter to much....now gimmie the penny!!!!!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Probably cuz someone wrote a message after him and it got deleted...
Btw this is a oneliners post. You are not supposed to chat here. You are supposed to write random thoughts....
A penny for your thoughts" |
| » daFTWin said "yea me 2!! hes on the menu at cine express hhahaah, heey how come pat was able to post twice???" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "jesus is alive! I smoke weed with jesus sometimes." |
| » PaT_ said "I'm going to turn/
and walk away/
you wait til I am far along/
then run and come/
and catch my arm/
and say you'd die/
if I were gone/
yes I'm going to turn/
and walk away/
you can watch me go/
or you can make me stay
" |
| » PaT_ said "'Cuz I don't care if they eat me alive
I've got better things to do than survive
I've got a memory of your warm skin in my hand
And I've got a vision of blue sky and dry land
" |
 | » DirtApple said "jesus was my girl.." |
| » El_Presidente said "Jesus is dead" |
| » daFTWin said "i love that track" |
| » PaT_ said "its just sex, drugs and gabber house" |
 | » shpud said "i'm bored at school supposed to write an essay on a movie, instead im writing an article that is so totally non school related. im gonna fail" |
| » daFTWin said " but i dont expect you to "do" a deer anyways but thats not what i was saying.... what if i told you to go spend all my money would you refuse cause you dont like doing what ppl tell u to do??" |
| » PaT_ said "damn commies? *kicks tipsy* ...." |
| » El_Presidente said "Damn Commies" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Oh, anyone can tell anyone else what do to do. It's a matter of that person actually doing it that counts." |
| » daFTWin said "ahahahahahahah.... im not telling you to.. altho i could couldnt i,..it looks like i am too..heheheh" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "I refuse to have sex with a female deer" |
| » daFTWin said "do a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden suuun, me a name i call myself, fa a long long way to ruun, so a needle pulling thread, la a note to follow so, te a drink with jam and bread, that will bring us back to do" |
| » El_Presidente said "hormones?" |
| » daFTWin said "uhm pat i think you should lay off the *ahemhems*" |
| » PaT_ said "do you belive there is a part of yourself....that you dont show anybody? when im insdie, i get to see those things, i feel them." |
| » El_Presidente said "Water sux, Gatorade rulez.
Pokemons sux, DIGIMON RULES!!!!!" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Hatred is as important as sadness. It is as important as happiyness and joy.." |
| » little_sarah said "i know.." |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Pat is nothing but an hacked-up enema-bucketful of hasty-witted fat-woman's stomach-bile." |
| » little_sarah said "ooh lala" |
| » daFTWin said "ma petite cocotte!!!" |
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