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Nuclear
» Nuclear
44 year old pisces male
From Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Is feeling nuclear...
Last On:Tue Feb 27, 2024 @ 5:36pm
Profile Views:139,918
Coolness:2,603,740
About Nuclear
Motto:Can't beat fun, fun is number one!
General:I'm sleeping; dreaming of cute little underaged anime girls with breasts disproportiante to their apparent age, and with green, blue, or purple hair. ~_~ ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Music:MP3
Movies:DivX
Books:Lolita, A Stranger In A Strange Land, Dune, Jitterbug Perfume, Foundation, Farenheight 451
Heroes:Myself
Likes:Computers, anime, walking, drinking, drugs, thugs and more. Candy, chocolate, ravers, happy times, sex, and cuddling. Huggles, kisses, breasts, legs, eye brows and of course noses which I can suck on all night.
About:I'm a kinky interesting person to chat with. If your feeling in the right kinda mood where anything goes give me a shout. Always remember that information was born to be free and you are the user, so use the informatin we give you!
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Appearance
Height:5' 7"
Eye-Colour:Brown
Hair Colour:Brown
Body-Type:Average
Character
Background
Religion:Not Religious
Daily Diet:Healthy
Drinking:Socially
Annual Income:$50,000 to $75,000
Kids:No
Want Children:Maybe Later
Life Style:City Slicker
Social Status:Single
Languages:English, French
Political:Not Political
Interests
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We The Paranoid (Sonata)
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Soft Melody (Sonata)
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Recent Moods [ All 17 ]
nuclearWed May 7, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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whateverSun Apr 13, 2008 @ 1:43pm
nuclearMon Mar 24, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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Site Additions
27141 events added.
871 image comments made.
254 oneliners posted.
11 video oneliners posted.
Discussion Board History [ All 11870 ]
2022-11-05 11:12Dees Bday Thread
2018-08-01 20:51So, Rave.ca is 20 years old?
2017-08-07 17:31Rave.ca relaunch ;P
2017-05-22 14:30Rave.ca from home...
2017-04-30 11:41Rave.ca from home...
2017-04-14 22:39Rave.ca from home...
2017-03-25 13:51Rave.ca relaunch ;P
2016-06-21 20:28Party Time
2014-11-02 11:28your video of the day
2014-10-01 04:36New Server
 
I Am
Producers:Thog
Promoter:Blind Side
Promoter:Snowfish
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Journals [ All 1 ]
2004-02-05 Who Am I (3)
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Poems [ All 3 ]
2001-03-16 Saturn's Rings (1)
2001-03-16 Sarah's Lulibie (1)
2001-01-08 Evie Lilies (0)
Profile
Let me introduce myself. My name is Noah Gitelman. I have often been referred by as others as a witty, independent gentleman. I am twenty one years old, born in Montreal as an only child. This is the magical story of my life.

I grew up in Notre Dame de Grace where I spent most of my childhood at Willingdon Grade School. I developed my sense of entrepreneurship at Willingdon selling cigarette packs to my classmates for ten dollars a pack. This was fine for my expenses at the time. As a preteen schoolboy, they consisted mostly of candy, chips and arcade games. When I hit puberty, everything changed...

I discovered the feminine mystique. By that time I was spending a lot of time at the NDG Pool Hall, where I quickly learned to hustle "chumps" out of their money. However, the most valuable things I learned from spending time at the seedy joint was from Bobby the pimp, but more importantly from his number one call girl, Candy.

Believe me my friends, you haven't really understood anything about pure femininity until you witnessed a girl like Candy peddle her ass for 40$ a hit...

Candy taught me everything I know about business. When it came to money, she was a true genius. Bobby owed his success to her, in fact, I was never sure about who worked for whom, I only know that the two of them made a lot of money, mostly because of Candy's business skills. She worked the streets like a doctor works a patient; meticulously, with discipline and a sense of purpose. Her business ethics impressed me so much that whatever success I have had so far in my life can be attributed to her.

Candy wasn't just my business mentor; she was very much my mother figure throughout my youth. She taught me how to respect and care for those less fortunate (half the money she made from prostitution and dealing drugs she would give to the poor), how to smile in the face of adversity (when you get arrested that often smiling is perhaps the only thing which will keep you from cracking)... She taught me so much.

Candy was killed in 1996 by one of her clients. This was a turning point in my life. The only real beauty I had ever known destroyed, erased from existence in one swift, foul move. Bobby the pimp tracked down the murderer four years later. Despite all his flaws, weaknesses and vices, Bobby has been a father figure for me to this day. Due to one simple fact: He understood my RAGE! He gave me the "scoop" on this guy and let me confront him...

So yesterday, I woke up in a pool of blood. Looking into the vacant eyes of this stranger, I thought long, and hard. The first thought that came to my mind was that I felt nothing for this man - this human. I'm glad that he's dead. I enjoyed watching him die. Although nothing can bring Candy back, the satisfaction of seeing this man suffer seems to have made me attain something. I don't know what the right word is, my friends. Some call it revenge, others closure, maybe even justice. Whatever it is, I know it felt right, and that I would do it again a million times if I had to. Yes, my friends, a million times I would see a man's life slip away from his body through my will. Candy herself embodied righteousness, and any act committed on her behalf is intrinsically right... Yes...

The second thought that came after that, my friends, was whatever would I write for my English assignment tomorrow?

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๏̯͡๏ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶' ٩(●̮̮̃●̃)۶ (•̪̀●) ıllıllı |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ıllıllı ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮ -)۶ (•̪●) ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶

̿ ̿̿'\̵͇̿̿\o=(•̪●)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿ ̿

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Interesting Projects I Created:

- Maximum Entropy Bbs (1990 --> 1997)
- The Digital Cafe Bbs (1997 --> 1998)
- Wedding Peach SNES Japanes 2 English Translation (1998)
- http://dejap.eludevisibility.org/weddingpeach.php
- Maintained Tenchi's NES Archive (1998 --> 1999)
- Anime Densetsu - Asian Games Review Site (1997 --> Present)
- http://www.densetsu.com
- President Of "The Montreal Coalition Against Poverty" (MCAP) NPO
- Online Dating: Dotmate
- http://www.dotmate.com


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Member Comments
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» tecko-fruit said @ Sat Jan 31, 2015 @ 11:46am
Noah ♥ hi good job with your profile story. I believed all of it until the end. can't wait until tams start again!
» SweetSab said @ Mon Nov 19, 2012 @ 8:55pm
* POkE * :D
» doomhebzz said @ Mon Sep 10, 2012 @ 7:07pm
hey man i'm Dominique the guy who lose his phone yesterday, a samsung galaxy sII x. you'r my last hope man maybe you've found it ... by the way that was an awesome party i'll be there next sunday fo sho!! doomhebzz@gmail.com
» JusTCheR said @ Thu Jun 14, 2012 @ 8:18pm
Hello!!!!
» Spinner said @ Sat Mar 17, 2012 @ 8:37am
*poke*
» cokenut said @ Wed Feb 29, 2012 @ 1:01pm
» Karladoudou said @ Sat Feb 18, 2012 @ 8:11pm
Hey i will like too know the adress of he rave tonight
» cokenut said @ Sun Feb 5, 2012 @ 3:19pm
YOYOYO WASSUP GOA NOAH!!
» Black-Heart666 said @ Mon Jan 30, 2012 @ 2:43am
and it was in the gothic genre
» Black-Heart666 said @ Mon Jan 30, 2012 @ 2:42am
yes i do. i used to play in a band, but we broke up a year ago.... been trying ever since to revive the band with no luck so far....
» GenericSteeve said @ Thu Nov 17, 2011 @ 2:47pm
Hey dude, I remember you told me that you work in a programming shop too. Do you know if they hire people these time ? I need a job to send more money to [ rave.ca ] ;) I'm studying in computer sciences if you remember.
» mamelon.gaspar said @ Thu Oct 27, 2011 @ 7:51am
poke
» Kraken said @ Mon Oct 24, 2011 @ 1:46pm
Stalk stalk stalk
» wutang said @ Mon Sep 19, 2011 @ 10:11am
anymore gazebo gathering?
» Harry.Psy.Potter said @ Fri Aug 26, 2011 @ 11:06pm
blupblup, go on fbbb :)
» Harry.Psy.Potter said @ Fri Aug 12, 2011 @ 4:30pm
yep thats me ! :)
» cookieshit said @ Thu Jul 28, 2011 @ 8:30pm
hell yeah :) favorite band, it's a shame they don't pass to montreal for their 2011 tour!
» rocky_raccoon said @ Sun Jul 17, 2011 @ 3:26am
POOP :3
» slateralligator said @ Thu Jul 14, 2011 @ 9:34am
:3
» psyfuckingtrance said @ Fri Jun 10, 2011 @ 11:48pm
we all scream for ice cream
» psyfuckingtrance said @ Fri Jun 10, 2011 @ 1:53pm
<3
» M-A-X said @ Sun Jun 5, 2011 @ 11:06am
Do you have a time limit for your petition?
» malevolentjester said @ Fri May 27, 2011 @ 9:28pm
inv to 2nites?
» Juliapoopy said @ Wed May 25, 2011 @ 11:21pm
yeeee yeeeeee : D!
» lilopinpin said @ Sat May 21, 2011 @ 8:20pm
:)
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