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» DirtApple said ""you are the hair on my soap"" |
» daFTWin said "UR FOR THE WEAK MINDED!!!!
*checks overalls fer wholes*" |
» El_Presidente said "Oneliners are for the weak minded" |
» PaT_ said "i got skillz girl" |
» daFTWin said "pat gives me love :) hahahaha.. and yea thro ur pockets cause pat borrowed my overalls and he said he did dirty things in dem thro the pockets.. but i didnt notice any wholes" |
» PaT_ said "If i had anything to say to you, they would be words of hate. If i had any love to give, i'd save it for someone who cared." |
» AngryChinchilla said "pat stinks like rotten blue cheese thats been left out on a hot summers day.." |
» DirtApple said "supah kafwin makes the best birthday cookies ever :)" |
» PaT_ said "what the hell is this trancey shit? and why is she talking about her oneliner crap?!?!" |
» AngryChinchilla said "what the hell is this onliner crap?" |
» PaT_ said "*hehehe* void said silly" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Because it's in their pockets silly" |
» PaT_ said "¾" |
» daFTWin said "no i meant ppl making whole in their pants..and this could be going on right infront of you thats groose" |
» Nuclear said "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" |
» PaT_ said "If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Blahblahblahblah. All this anti-religion crap makes me wanna become religious just so I Can rebel against society!" |
» PaT_ said "If Jesus were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" |
» PaT_ said "think about the last thing that we said. again and again it runs through my head. and i hear footsteps that aren't you. they sound like yours but they all do." |
» PaT_ said "I call Christianity the *one* great curse, the *one* great intrinsic depravity, the *one* great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, *petty* -- I call it the *one* mortal blemish of mankind." |
» daFTWin said "damn thats really grosse" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection" |
» little_sarah said "i should eat lots of lollipops! (*or get some sleep*)" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "tripping on the local peyote and san jose cactii" |
» Nuclear said "Think about the times where you were..." |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "I'm schizophrenic and so am I" |
» little_sarah said "i'm not skitzo nufin, i just didn't want any insults ;)" |
» daFTWin said "damn sarah its not you why would you be login in as someone else????" |
» little_sarah said "if anyone answers that it's me, imma hurt you" |
» daFTWin said "hahahaha noo but this girls got a ppphhhaaaaatttt assssssss" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "she had a big booty?" |
» daFTWin said "wooohoooo!!!! hehehe i got a game guess who big booty bitch is!!!" |
» daFTWin said "yeeeaaaa... i agreee we need an idea thooo" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said ""There is something to do, go do it quickly" -- Meaning of life" |
» PaT_ said "why doesnt anyone give me the chance to sit in the grass and eat campino's with the cows, but everyone is alwas in such a rush...." |
» little_sarah said "yeah? :) *smiles*" |
» daFTWin said "and we can spend the night together forever ion my room" |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(" |
» little_sarah said "goddamn my hands are dripping.. i'm allergic to oil paint.. sowwy no more posts for me tonite.. fucking itchy and shit." |
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Ze'ev, look, an airport in the sky! *points*" |
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