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 | » little_sarah said "whu?" |
 | » Nuclear said "I can see two people sitting in a tree... K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Do you know who?!" |
 | » daFTWin said "heheeh toronto girls are nice and freindly and like to give and make me stuff :p" |
 | » PaT_ said "tipwin" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "cream cheese and pinnapple jam on bread could be used to bribe me to do things" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Meagat" |
| » Nuclear said "When you feel like tapping yourself call pat... Since tap is pat and pat is tap..." |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said "The weekend is not long now guys! it is then the fun begins once again :P" |
| » PaT_ said ""i dont care if monday's blue, tuesday's grey and wednesday too, thrusday i dont care about you, its friday im in love."" |
| » djAmalgam said "The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo." |
 | » Purple_Lee said ""Love is the best and the worst thing for mankind"" |
| » Purple_Lee said "Life is like a box of Craker Jakes, you sometimes get a wicked surprise." |
| » PaT_ said "your as cold as ice, your willing to sacrifice our love. you never take advice, someday you'll pay the price," |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "WaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZaZa !!!" |
| » El_Presidente said "My dick is called truth.. cuz truth comes out of children's mouth.
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| » PaT_ said "You never really know a person till you climb into their skin and walk around in it." |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "mmmm freezing cold coffee at 10 in the morning" |
| » PaT_ said "i dont quite know how to explain it, but iv never felt so sad but happy at the same time." |
| » Nuclear said "I don't think anyone will be able to post more than one oneliner anymore :)" |
| » daFTWin said "A carebear is something that lives inside each and everyoneof us.. unless you rip open ur stomach and tell those little fuckers to get the hell outa there..." |
| » djAmalgam said "More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes." |
| » AngryChinchilla said "beware of old men driving who are wearing hats" |
| » PaT_ said "When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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| » PaT_ said "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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| » PaT_ said "think about the last thing that we said. again and again it runs through my head. and i hear footsteps that aren't you. they sound like yours but they all do." |
| » PaT_ said "The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." |
| » daFTWin said "noahs got both :b" |
| » Nuclear said "Life is like a game of cards. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand." |
| » El_Presidente said "oh the humanity" |
| » Purple_Lee said "With spring in the air comes the great smell of dog shit:D....yum!!!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "^^^ gets high of air in a can...*drops can*...weeeeeee" |
| » El_Presidente said "I love the smell of urine in the morning" |
| » Nuclear said "When I wish upon a star..." |
| » daFTWin said "yea iknow but you try telling noah that i said purple and it was to close to the other color and whatever.... im RIGHT HERE!!! *pees pants*" |
| » El_Presidente said "Where is kafwin? Where is kafwin? AHHHHHH" |
| » daFTWin said "thats just noah not knowing color coordination.. the colors i chose at christmas with sheene were nice the only one he kept was the top border where it says ravewave..." |
 | » shpud said "look at the pretty colours i like ecstamacy it goes good with the colours" |
| » daFTWin said "fuckin em up" |
| » PaT_ said "d-d-d-d-d j-j-j-j-j dj hype hype..." |
| » PaT_ said "then i go innnnnn....then you go ouuu then you go laaa then you go laaaa then i go out then you go ouuu then you go laaa then you go laaa then i go innnn......" |
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