I ate some dubstep for breakfast, made my stomach feel wobbly... Then I had some house for lunch, was pretty smooth... For dinner, I plan on having some TECHNO with a side order of STFU you silly pee holes! MMMmmmmm TECHNO, it's the flavor that just keeps on going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

Ufot-MMMMMmmm, you're right Peter, Techno does go well with the chicken!

I also work in IT, this show is my actual day to day...

Ufot-why watch it when I can live it?

+1

Ufot=let em' eat oil, see how they like it!

Whores? Where???

Ufot-mental in the illness

17th floor of the CN building, totally felt it, the floor felt like a trampoleen, was pretty kool :)

Until I realized I don't even know where the emergency stairs are... :/

Ufot-time to learn where the emergency stairs are

alco pills, wow... talk about boring, if peeps don't like drinking, they should drink, of if they want the drunkard effects without drinking for horus to acheive them, maybe they just stick to K?

Ufot=no thanks, I'll drink my booze

Well, you see Liam, at one point until about the late 80s, Montreal was THE mecca of our great country, then due to a couple of complete asshats and old biggots, political turmoil turned the city divided more then before, starting what was to be a detremental exodus of Montreal talent and wealth. Combined with the temporary closure of the old port and re-routing of ship lanes, Montreal's balance of power slipped for over a decade. So began Toronto's rise, only they could never quite do it like we did, a slender shaddow of what a Canadian iconic city should be, Toronto today stands as more of an embarrassment to our great country then anything else, though it also happens to be the capital of Canadian business(sic). IMO, I've always considered Toronto to be the least Canadian city in Canada, so commercial and boring, almost as entertaining as a dead dinner guest.

So essentially, there was a combination of factors that in Toronto's rise and Montreal slow and painful demise, and for those who are as old as me or older, the bitter taste never really left. Above mentioned text put aside, most don't know this, but as far back as the 20's, Montreal was the original Vegas, as in, before Vegas existed, when people wanted to let lose to brothels, gambling, all night bars etc/// they came to Montreal! The McCord Museum has an amazing collection of black and white photos from Montreals past, I strongly suggest anyone to check em' out.

Ufot-my history, my city, MY ISLAND!

hooligan highlights FTW!

Ufot-soccccccccc-er

ya dude, that's some weird shit,......haha...

Ufot-eesh, they used what?

oh yes and...




and as the sun sets...





Ufot-haha, but no, really...

RACIST!!!!



So to sum things up here, you come to [ rave.ca ] to find attractive and mature people.... LMAO...
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and have a nice day? Honey this aint starbucks, it's the intwebz... what if I wana have a shit day? What then? By judgingly offereing a supposedly sympathetic parting message, you just insulted me like that? Sheez, you bourgeoisy Ontariens are all the same... :P

Ufot-scalp em' if you catch em!

you know what, if I didn't hate on moronto and yawntario in general, then I wouldn't be a real MONTREALER!!!! As in, I was born here, may very well die here, I've never lived in on-snore-rio and don't plan on it...

Just deal with the fact that we MOontrealers are way kooler, waaaayyyy hotter and more fun then you guys, it's ok, we need boring people in this great country too! So cheers, you keep doing your part, we'll keep setting the hot party bar higher! ;)

Ps-who said this board was about being attractive?

Ufot-drive 20kmh, ppsssshhh... please...

hehe, I'm full of cheer, yet empty on beer, can't wait fo that damn boird to whistle, so's I can goes home and put on my warrior outfit...

But ya, just some Montreal Love to you trogglin torontonites, :D

Ufot-the cn tower, it broadcasts stupid!

who gives a shit, toronto sucks balls... end of story... rooms, apts, people...

Ufot-I'd like a side order of "good ol' Montreal hate"

Greece all the way!!! (ROFLCAKES)

Ufot-ah well, twas nice teh year we won

drugs are bad, mkay?

Ufot-OOOO! You stinky monkey!

So my favorite beer at the fest this year...



Quebec: Colonel Cornwallis, Le Bilboquet, St.-Hyacinthe

Really nice and smooth IPA with a great taste :)

And as usual, the runner-up for a third straight year...



Ontario : Creemore Springs, Larger, Creemore

Gawd that beer is good, and apparently, they are trying to bring it to Quebec!!! WooT! (there are some establishments that have it on tap, but not bottles in deps yet)

Ufot=choices, there are just so many

any fav clips? I don't think I've even heard of this guy? I've been milking Louis CK's material for a while and could use some new stuff :)

Ufot-laughs, they are the best medicine

happy bday MAsa, hope it rocks like def lepard live!!!

And george, c'mon mang, wish rashes or maybe a parking ticket, rather than serious infections...

Ufot-oh ya and, the end

so many beers, so little time, as it happen, I'm going to be strolling by again tomorrow for some more tasty tasting, hint-hint!

Ufot-creamore still tastes amazing!

Will do captain, I'll have my a stout in your honor! :)

Ufot-mmmmmmm steamore cream ale...

I know right? SNES DK for da win!!!

Ps-1 person got pierced and no one got tatted.. hehe, the crew who set up the booth shut down early and started to party instead, but the idea was there and it did happen :)

Ufot-wow, was that really 8 years ago?

NICE!!!! 5pm approche vite pour moi osit!!! puis je suis moins de 5mins a pieds :D

Ufot=see you there, or maybe see two of you, cause ima be seeing double!!!

Actually, I hate to brake it to you, but we (kirk6) threw a jungle/dnb party back in May `02 called "Monkey Styles" and we had a piercing and tat booth inside the chill room... where we also had a projection of snes setup with donkey kong on the wall...

Ufot-phatasme realized back in tha dayo

but she really likes ur profile and wants it long lasting?

Ufot=dates with bots, yeah right...

rain? shine? as long as you have a beer in your hand and several in your belly, will you really care?

Ufot-IT'S TIME TO GET SH$TFACED!!!!

20mins is standard, never waited more than that... I will be there as of 5pm :) Look for a big bald drunk panda!

Ufot - BBBBBEEEERRRRRRR

Ian, stop living in the early 00's, you just say gluck now... it's less pretentious and assuming...

Ufot-gluck ya f*ck

Actually, I coined it myself a couple of years ago, with the influx of cheap weapons hitting the streets and more gang related violence every year, i say the new name should be....

GUNTREAL...

uFot-win!

Sweet~Time for another quote...

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

Ufot-beer was invented by the Egyptians??? But they lived in teh dessert? WTF?

nice! where can we buy a pirate flag? hmm...

Ufot-flags, they are kool

ton chum vas tu venir? we should plant a pirate flag on the grass somwhere and claim our spot?

Ufot-arrrrr, tis beer o'clock

back on track folks...

I started going to raves in 1994 and the scene was totally different back then, I was 15, and up and until my first rave, I'd only just started listenning to industrial(NIN), I'd never heard techno or acid hourse etc. The first rave just blew me right out of the fucking water, I instantly fell totally in love with the music, the people, the fashion, the atmosphere, the lazers... what can I say, I'd never experienced anything like that before in my life, the closest thing would be a school dance or concert which are completely different...

But everything was so different back then, no interwebz or sites(other than a couple of bbs) so everyone relied on word of mouth and info lines and a hand full of stores with flyers. Being a raver back then meant you were rolling with an alternative crowd, you were part of something special, something at the time a lot of people didn't even know existed or just really didn't understand(in some ways, this can still be said).

IMO, I think when you are in your early to mid-teens, association with a cultural movement is a healthy and pretty natural part of your evolution as a person. Identifying with one movement or another allows you to adapt your values and goals etc, almost helps define your personality.

So ya, me personally, after my first party, I was hooked, a lifer if you will and 16years later, I have nothing but awesome memories, no regrets and some of the best friends I could have ever hoped for :)

Ufot-rave on people!

I'm going right after work, I finish at 5pm and I work right next to windsor :)

Ufot-lash moi un cout de wack!

and as for the god thing, this has always been one of my favorite quotes...

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

another great quote, from the series Cheers...

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Clavin, Cheers

Vendredi!!! 1 more sleep people, my advice, start practicing today!!! :D

o yes and...



Ufot-when I came home one evening, as drunk as drunk could be...

There something strange about this town...

Ufot-records eh?

this ones from a friend...

so there was an english cat and french cat going to have a swim off, to see who could swim further and faster. the english cat was called one-two-three and the french cat was called un-deux-trois.

guess who won?

the english cat!!!! because un-deux-troi-cat-sank!!!! lulz...

Ufot-un petit, dun petit c'est un devoir

Cheers guys! Thanks a lot for the feedback, I'm hoping to add a third part to this series when I get back from Detroit next week :)

Ufot-teh muzik, me luvs it!

guys, check this out >>> [ mashable.com ]

Ufot-hahaha, pac who?

Ufot-if you cant win, just drink