I'm dealing with what you gave me...

[ www.omnijectiv.org ]
[ www.omnijectiv.org ]

Promoter: SLM Productions
City: Montreal
Location: 24hr
Description: Virgin downtown Montreal location,
Cop approved, Fire department friendly!
Music: Main Room:

Kemal : Industry, Negative recordings UK

Corey K : DNA, Runnin Thrsrdays
Sase One : Hardsteppers, Runnin Thursdays
Stabba and Mc Y : Urban Sound Resistance
Galaksy : Freak Addiction Krew, HIFx, SLM, IDJ
D-Joos : Kracked Knuckles, IDJ
Mindset : N.I.C.E. productions

Visuals by Fokus Production : [ www.fokusproductions.com ]

Tickets: 15$
at DNA 28 des pins E (284 7434)
Megohm : 153 Ste-Cath E. (844 4707)
20$ at the door

Info: DJ Kemal

Kemal's interest in dance music started when he heard some techno tapes mixed by local DJ's around 8 years ago. These tapes inspired him to try his hand on the decks and he soon found himself hooked on the music.
Within months he was playing at house parties nearly every weekend which allowed him to expand his musical knowledge and better understand the dynamics of the dancefloor.

Kemal's preferred musical style at the time was minimal Detroit techno. As the years went on he started playing various clubs around Scotland and supporting big name DJ's. Gradually he became exposed to a more innovative and progressive sound known as drum and bass. Initially it was the melodic,deep Drum & Bass that Kemal favoured but perhaps due to his roots in Detroit techno, Kemal soon found himself being drawn to the harder side of
the music and met others who felt that this was the style that was showing constant signs of progression and innovation. It was also this music that inspired Kemal and his partner, Rob Data, to start their own club nights to push Drum and bass in Glasgow forward. As many people would say, production goes hand in hand with DJ'ing. This is what prompted Rob and Kemal to set up their studio.

Creating apocalyptic anthems through to techno influenced Rollers, few producers have left such an impact on drum and bass as Kemal. Alongside Rob Data, Kemal forged a distinct sound that has forever altered the face of breakbeat music. Their exceptional talent has led to various releases on established labels such as Moving Shadow, Dsci4, Timeless and abundant remixes.

With Kemal's fast rising career as a producer he also quickly became a sought after dj and for the last few years he has almost constantly and very successfully been touring around the world.

Now running his own imprint, Cryptic Audio, Kemal is currently creating some of the most innovative tracks the drum and bass world has ever experienced.

Extra: All ages, no alcohol
10pm till 5am,

Location + after party announced
on the infoline: 514 302 3715

Yo Soy!
For shizzle, we're gonna be chilling with the Krew for the After noon.
I have to set up the room and shit +
I'll probably ask Mysr to drop the bombs in the PM.

Let it rip bro!
And yo, if you jump on the island,
drop me a line, I'll leave you some flys for south shore represent!

Peace
Simon

Maysr,
friend of a friend,
We might try to do it in the PM,
and let people in early, or not.
We'll check the shit out when
guests come in town.
Semen

Shizze
the worst thing is that I went to DNA twice
since the tkts thing,
and I forgot both times to ask...
What_bass?

And each and everyday the
Cpu Geek mafia hits with another post

HAyA
What_bass?

Nices!
Oh, and i got another thing coming too,

we're figuring out a way to have Maser do some
live Graphing, he's down and all,
but we have to keep a concious crowd....
humm,
we'll figure.
What_bass?

Hummm,
I wonder where that vinyl comes from?
Fonky Freaksters on the plates!

Thks for completing!!
love ya man
Simon

Can somebody tape this for me!!! pls
This will absolutly kick ass, and I want in.
But I can't.

So if anybody can get footage of Galaksy getting freaky with the Pussy. I HAVE GOT TO SEE IT!
FREAK SHOW!
HAha!
True all the Djs are madd talented,
This has to be the cheapest party to hear quality Psy like such! You lucky bastards!
this will definitly be wikkid!

What_bass?

Hop a train, hide in the bus luggage compartment, hitch hike!
This is your chance to actually do something HC!

Prove that you got guts, so it'll be even more fun for Djs+live PA to kick it out of you, (figuratively speaking)

What_bass?
HEY! Martial arts fan, are you ready to get your guts kicked out?

Bump Thump,
Humpedy thump,
deeda bump dafump,
Whomp whomp [;)warpforums;)]
Humpedy thump peeeshhh dump,

For some reason, that sounds way better in my head.

Yeah I'm sure,
cause these peops got friends.
NE ways, gotta bounce, no more cpu for me.
Semen

haha!
Seb,
thks, I got your back too bro!
Pussy Galore for ya, Infection Station for me.
What_bass?

Humm, digital mayhem

I heard Toy'r'us got the better digitla cameras.

Nice line up BTW,
kickass party for sure,

"DJ Bagel, w/MC Philly"
posted by GAlaksy on memf

I'm coming to get whiped!
HA!
Semen

Shorry,
forgot the step by tep guide to posting on ravewave.


Thierry, nobody's ever heard of you in NYC if it's any comparison. Wanna come and spin at friends party's over there. Now would be a good time to PR your shit out of here.

Let it rip bro!
Semen

Seriously, ravewave represent here, there's a build-up through the night, so don't think it's a hardcore party!
This is tha bomb, hope they get through the border!
kidding, I work at Immigration, they all have their visas ready since September! hehehe

Promoter: ALT _ Omnijectiv - SLM
City: Montreal
Location: L' X
Description: Sound Clash Dancing Party

[ omnijectiv.org ]
[ omnijectiv.org ]


HardkoreRaggaJungleBreakoreFreeTekno mashup



Music: Main Room:
W/:
Optic - Isolate records -S.F. ( [ www.isolaterecords.com ] )

Renegade Virus Crew - NYC ( [ www.renegadevirus.org ] )
-Fury 8 - Live hard Tekno
-Xylene -Freetekno non stop
-Foodstampz - Breakore - Speedcore
-Naked Slice - Ragga Jungle Mashup
-Amok - Freetekno - Hardkore
-Nobody - Ragga breakore -noiz
-Dj the driver - Hardtek Hardkore
-Metrophage - live electronic mutationz
-Mc Isis - Ragga chanting

ALT crew: ( [ alt-mtl.3boom.net ] )
-Mack One
-Jeremaie
-Maskinn
-1 speed bike


Tickets: 10$ at the door
Info: 514 409 2411
514 302 3715



PEACE in the Middle Yeast!
Semen

Ayo,
come to the party
Thank you.

Hey yous!

I'm throwing a party with friends from New-York.
they throw free parties in Brklyn, Qns, Brx, and shit.

They front ghetto, but I met them in a Goa party in NYC, they're definitly a nice breed.

Any ravewavers attending?

Be good now,
*HUGGS*

What_bass?

*Huggggh cough cough*

ahh? you though I was realy writing poetry there? HA!


hahaha


HE!

UUuuurrrgh...

Damm, I thought it was a bit obvious I was sarcastic. I'm offended!

No realy: LOOK AT THIS SHIT! Guidos are my nightmare dude! JUST LOOK AT THEM! meatheads.
that's all they are, yet some of them actually take this personnaly and write poetry on there.

OOh babie I've got feelings. Oh baby baby please,
heal my scars... bla bla bla. HA!

Ok, nuff w/the Guido, on with the Blasto! :O
Cheers!
Semen

Yeeeeéééé

I have plenty of silly toys that walk around to put in there,
we could roll a short clip of a terrified Jesus, being chased by the Dough boy, then a smoking smurf gets his rolling gear out smokes a spliff with both and they all make peace in the end.

What do you say?


I love hobbies like that, I'm building a Buddha with a spare couch cusion. It'll be wicked, but right now, it's cloggong all my "garde-robe" space.

Cheers
What_bass?

No gino's approved?

Awwwhh, mman! I wanted to sport that new mustache I've been working on lately...

What about if I dress as a hippie, will the mustache not count as being Gino?

How about the chest hair, do I need to shave that too?

Man, I was all ready to shine for the party. I had my pick up lines all set up and shit.

Yo people, check this site out, I wrote poetry and it's good. it's in the writing section...

[ www.njguido.com ]

Semen the lion

What kind of exam is taken at the beginning of a semester? ;)

HA! Busted... I'm telling your parents you got knocked up during X-mas... HAHA!

I'm kidding, I'm sorry if you are taking this personnaly, nothing on the web is serious for me.

I actually would like to meet you sometime (or anybody else here), to officialise the fact that I am not as retarded as I sound on the web.
Seb, tell them I'm not retarded! Or am I? Fuck... the agony of ignorance... aahhgh

Till next time,

Cheers!
Semen

There was this guy in my Sec 4 class that would constantly touch his dick during class.

We'd place bets on how often he'd smell his own dick, so we counted the number of times he'd massage it and smell his fingers.

Eventually we all got tired cause he was fucking addicted to smegma or something.

That's what happens to "pensionnaires" (how do you say that word in english?) they all get perveted out and think they're at home with family.

Semen

Hey,
apparently alot of chicks like to cyber-masterbate here...

can I try it too?

*moan*


Oops,
didn't mean to be a perv.
Too late now.

Hey, talking about public masturbation, I just heard my new roomate got naked and masterbated in front of a whole fucking party crowd... Was somebody there? Probably a goa party, the dude is a freaking hippie. (BTW, nothing against hippies or Goa party, I enjoy both, when everyone is dressed, or at least the male gender, to think of it, I just woudn't enjoy people masterbating in front of me, the rest is Fiiiine)

Fuck! I'm scared to come home now.

I've got a bagfull of juicy stories about him... hehehe


What_bass?

I used to stay up 60 hours a week-end for 6 weeks in a row.

Working at Archambault Urban section was the shit. I'd just lay there after the party, talk about music with people coming out of parties, chill in the sunlight, see people take plunges of Beri when it's icy...
But now, no more. Got laid off.
Shit man, I gotta stop being a bitter little man, and get another kick ass job like that.
latrz
*Bounce*

Ok this ain't a blond joke but I'll make it one.

So this guy is tired of dating whores.
So he goes to find a sweet little innocent *blond*.
At the first girl he lays down, to make sure she's innocent,
he asks her, what's this, pointing to his dick. She says: that's a weewee. *perfect*
So he marries her.
Again, once they're married, he asks her: what's this? That's a WeeWee!!!
So he goes, naw Girl that's a dick, baby.
So she goes: Naw Son, tha's a WeeWee, a dick is black and 10" long nizza. You gots a WeeWee.
HA!
Well that was it boys and girls.
Semen

Let's all share our wonderfull christmas experiences!!! Yaye, Let's start by me:

I spent 1:30 hr preventing my sink from overflowing. Imagine a bitter little man unclogging shit from the sink for 1:30hr with a smelly plunger from the bathroom...

Merry fucking christmas tabarnak.
:tabarnak
Hey how do those emoticons work anyways. calice.
I'll post happy wishes in another thread.

Sweet,
dude,
I'm sorry for saying I was abandonned by my friends, that's not true at all...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


No dis to your family, but I think I'll still help out at the CSCS on Beaudry afterall,
if there's no party somewhere that is...,
nawwwwwwwwwwww

I'm starting to get the Christmas Love thing in the air. I might even let some people stay at our place that night. Is that ok with you Seb?

Aawwww, it's 6:09, you're not at work anymore, you don't have a cpu so you can't read this. [ www. ]
It seeems like everything is either depressing me,or giving sheer joy.... I think I'm in my party menopose.

OK Nuff bla bla, I'm out

What_bass? aka Simon, aka Semen, aka as Semen in the south mouth c-port.

Aauuuuuuu,
I just realized my family and friends are abondonning me for Christmas eve...

I know I don't post often, but is there a place where the party kids will be stomping?

Man I feel like a hopeless bum, abondonned to himself on Dec 24th. Ohh wait, that's exactly what I am.

I know what, I might take the opportunity to help out at a "Centre communautaire" serving food or something. Yeah, that'd be a change of pace. It'd make a good deed on christmas eve....

I've got three head bangers, a crack head, a Dopplebanger, and a mink.

How do I upload them? Sorry I can't link, won't let me...

Too cool for signatures

"9) jump around aimlessly"

Gotta love that.
Or sometimes I go breakdancing on tree trunks
[ www.stilemedia.com ]

Huunnnnn,yeeee, feel the beat, fressshhhh. humm yeaaa.

Semen

Hey! I'm new here.
Where's the welcoming party at?
I brought chips and salsa! Woot Woot!
Where the good vibe people at?
Show me the A-holes, I'll need to stay away.

Bump Bump.

I like this place. (so far)
Smells like my Grand-Ma's Couch.
Right Billie Sue Thurmond?

People, this is my brother, his a bit retarded but he's alllllll right.

Hey! I'm new here.
Where's the welcoming party at?
I brought chips and salsa! Woot Woot!
Where the good vibe people at?
Show me the A-holes, I'll need to stay away.

Bump Bump.

I like this place. (so far)
Smells like my Grand-Ma's Couch.
Right Billie Sue Thurmond?

People, this is my brother, his a bit retarded but he's alllllll right.

DJ KarlMarx says;
"ya, we should all be shot."

Dude, I strongly second that.
Let's start by Tibetan monks, they're easy targets...
I don't know though,for real, I just think some of us should survive a terrible holocost, like a incredible flood, that will only spare the Tibetan monks living on the rooftop of the world.
dammit, isn't that supposed to already have happened somewhere?

Ohhh BTW,
Hi, I'm Simon, first post here!

But you see the thing is, mean people have knowledge, they'll know about it and fucking trade the Himaleyans for a vacuum cleaner or something with the monks.

Well it's like I always say:
Innocence will lead us to a blissfull end.
Simon