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Blond Joke
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Tue Dec 24, 2002 @ 10:09pm
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How many blonds does it take to do chocolate chip cookies?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Tue Dec 24, 2002 @ 10:13pm
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umm arent u supposed to give us the answer of the joke???

hihihi
*hugs and kisses*
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Tue Dec 24, 2002 @ 10:21pm
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haha i guess, but you can still try to answer, maybe your answer is funyer then mine
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Tue Dec 24, 2002 @ 10:26pm
continuum
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meh ill just give the answer

100

1 for the recipie
99 to peel of M&Ms
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Tue Dec 24, 2002 @ 11:11pm
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not funny huh..oh well, i never was a good comedian before, i think i never will
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 7:59pm
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lol..riight.

i have one..i doubt its funny but ill sya in neways.

a guy is wlaking through the park and sees a blonde hanging from a tree with a rope aorund her stomach. confused by what this blonde is doing, he walks over and asks
"excuse me miss, but what r u trying to do"
the blonde looks over and answers him,
"well you see, im tired of my life and im trying to kill myself"
"arent you supposed to wrap the cord around ur throat and not ur stomach then??
the blonde looks at him confused,
"well i tried that but then i couldnt breathe"

hahahaha...not

hihihi
*hugs and kisses*
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 8:03pm
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haha
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 9:39pm
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Ok this ain't a blond joke but I'll make it one.

So this guy is tired of dating whores.
So he goes to find a sweet little innocent *blond*.
At the first girl he lays down, to make sure she's innocent,
he asks her, what's this, pointing to his dick. She says: that's a weewee. *perfect*
So he marries her.
Again, once they're married, he asks her: what's this? That's a WeeWee!!!
So he goes, naw Girl that's a dick, baby.
So she goes: Naw Son, tha's a WeeWee, a dick is black and 10" long nizza. You gots a WeeWee.
HA!
Well that was it boys and girls.
Semen
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:18pm
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6/10

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

:D
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:22pm
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a blond and her boyfriend are walking along a beach when the Boyfriend says: "aw look, a dead bird" the blond looks into the sky "where???"
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:25pm
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oh look a car.
where?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloak replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:28pm
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another lame whore joke:

two girls in an elevator,
one says:
"damn it smells like sperm around here."
the other answers:
"sorry, i just burped."
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Wed Dec 25, 2002 @ 10:33pm
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One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Dec 26, 2002 @ 9:48am
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A blond walks into a bar.. ouch.

hahahaha.. im soooOOOO funny.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LuNe replied on Fri Dec 27, 2002 @ 12:06pm
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a blond girl come back pregnant at home and her mom is pissed... she ask her where was her head when it happend, the blond answer in the dash...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Dec 27, 2002 @ 12:11pm
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Ouch......
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LuNe replied on Fri Dec 27, 2002 @ 12:20pm
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yeah i know ;)
i have an other one

you know why blond go in their windows when there is lightning storm?

to be on the picture!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Dec 27, 2002 @ 12:23pm
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another good joke ! What's the name of a Indian who travelled all around the world ? BeenthereDoneThat
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