> cause he beats on brats

Hell!
try to make it longer and Seb comes...
that's a no brainer...

MORE DJs in the place!!!


Woot Wooot!

Simon

Hippie! :)

It's true Seb, we never fought,
and it's a good sign when people are able to get over a physical brawl...

"Une binne, c'tune colle quand t'es pas fif"

Simon
Bass-tard

hehehe!
and I'll sell you the VIP pass, but it'll be printed on, well, I think I won't finish that.

I've reached my sex jokes quota for the day.
You people aren't lucky, you get most of it!

Simon

Exactly m8te,

JUGGlist invasion!
No time for lame hootchy honeys!
We want party chubbies!

Woot!
Simon

HAHAHA!


I just found a good section here!

Woot woot,
this is gonna be a good playground for me!

HEY,
SEB stop harrassing me for my last pill!

He spent three hours yesterday night just saying:
"Give me your pill"
"give me your pill"


NAW, STOP IT!

I was too drunk to pop, but it's MY pill and I'M getting fucked with someone later.
And that's that.
I won't be pushed around by a hippie.
hehehehehe.
Hippie. :)

Simon
waiting for a monstruous reply from Seb.

Yeah Dude,

Corey is madd funny when he gets out the oldies.

Believe it or not, this is what took over the fashion industry and the vice magazine people in New-York last summer.

But hey, trends are for phonies.
Whatever...

Silly rabbi, TriX are fo Hoes!
Simon

Werd uP!

massive night at the Sona.

Time to get your Thong out!
Wear it openly, wear it high up there,
WEAR IT PROUDLY! hehehe

I'm kidding. It's one of those nights were the underground kids finally take over that piece of club and rock it right.

I'm still wearing a thong though..
HAHAHAHA!

Simon

Yeah man!
Tcha:
you were there?

I got there at 6:30 with Seb...

You'd left already?


Peace
Simon

yeah dude,
when is the next Booty night?

BRING IT!

Thursday was just a test night, we need a regular!

AWWW' WE WANT SOME BOOOTAY!

HAHA!

Tcha! this Trippin dude told you to get out of Montreal! AND the rave scene!
hehehehehe

That's funny. HE prolly started to party last summer and knows it all!

Hey, how fucking easy is it to get a venue below 1000$ that can safely manage more than a 500 people?

I say fuck all that, we're ghetto and were staying ghetto.

But one thing though. When you throw a party like that, respect your clients and give them a tweaked out music bringer. No dis to any local talents, we rock it hard in MTL, but you gotta satisfy the music lovers who know all the tracks by heart and are getting tired of them!!!!

Love the CORE, and they'll make you grow.
GIVE SOME BACK GUYS!

YOU MADE A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY! BRING IT BACK TO THE NEXT PARTY!
600 * 15$ = 9000$
1000$ Venue, 1500$ Sound, 2000$ DJs, ...
man, This is being generous too...

So I hope next party will bring it HArDcOrE,
supply some hot guest, or some fucked up gimmick at the venue to earn the respect bro.

You've got alot of money to put something up guys, bring it right! I know you can, cause this was still a Hype party YO!

BIG UP VINCE AND PETER!

Aiiight!
peace,
Simon

>Unfortunately Ze'ev, some people may have other
>ideas of what to do on these mattresses.

And these things have always hypped up parties, and I consider them to be an integral part of it.

Some people might think it's degrading the act, but if there is proper arrangments done (not having to go to the bathroom)and you can actually have some privacy, then it's all fun.

FUN = GOOD PARTIES!

+ if you get them away from the public eye, then you've cleaned up the party place too.

So that's a 2/1!
HA!
Simon
BTW, I'm not an sex vixen at parties, but I know party heads that clearly need to get it done with so they can party some more!
TRue! How many couples have been seen leaving at 4:00 am cause they need to get bootied out!
Keep those people around and they'll motivate other people to get together later on! Which intensifies party vibes wich leads to more partying ...

Why am I saying this? it's party physics 101...

All night boozin!

I'll be providing the lickware...

I'm making sure everybody gets trashed!

I'm providing the booze for yous!

i'll make sure everybody gets drunk.

Blah!
MEMF has serious discussions.

this is just plain hypin and dummin!

HEy pookster,

got a smile for me today?

hehe,
Mental

what happened with you guys yesterday?
Forgot to offer lodge and shit.

How many are there?

Last night at Booty shake awas th rehearsal.

bootied out babes rule!

Reminded me of "Grab a tittie today!"
Pornolise!

yeah,

He'll slap you with the lettuce!
Boobie smack!

Ze'ev is almost a pro,
he's got experience with the local pros.

I can supply the toys ;)

Odd though,
I don't feel compelled to buy my Tlkt right now...

Are all the tickets 15$ ?

How many availablable?
I'll try to figure out.

We can get an Wokkee village going.
Rent a minibus and dress it up as forest or something.

hehehe

HUmmm, 15 Dj for 15$
can I give a buck to each one?
You could have a tip bin next to the Booth,
collect every DJ switch, see who gets the most...


I'll give a quarter every time I get a Bum Rush!

heheh

Action Action!

GAlaksy on the radiowaves!


Choon in, pump it loud!!!

Simon

Bomshaka!

Yeah Krinjah's fletching out his stuff worldwide!

Most of my friends that spun Ragga in NYC either spun his shit, or were dying to get a copy of it...

If there's a scene in Mtl where we get agood rep, it's ragga jungle. Thank'S to Tao!

Ragga jungle massive INSIDE!

Come out and party hard for that!

Simon

3rd year and going strong,

Urban resistance and Hand Greanade are throwing an
"Estie d'gros bash" with plenty o champagne and lotta boozen.

Yours truely will be doing the bar at the after party at Jamies: 62 Rachel Est.

But ya gotta make it to Blue Dog first. Krinjah, Stabba and Accomplice holding it down properly.

I feel generous, so I'll give 6 for the price of 5 on beer!

GET DRIZZY! Dirt cheap! 3$ a beer.

HEheeh


Simon

Random event that happenend that night:

$@$3 ONE and Corey K snatched Alex from the bathroom when he was pissing to tie him up with Duct tape.

They Made Kemal kiss him on the forehead.

No probs!

This is going to be hilarious.

You do your shit... I record the shit... I Burn the shit.. and 5 minutes later your on the street selling your shit.

HUSTLE! that's the way you get out there. Hustling your shit!

Shit.
Simon

HEHEHE!

did you use that old timer razor?

HUmm, worry m8te, worry.

you might have contracted the Scrotum-derma-itchilia.

I recommend cutting them right away and sending them to this lab for analysis:

Center for Juvenile Scrotum deseases
420 Balls Ave
Peckerville, In
10065

Don't waste time, this could get worst,


Yours truly
Dr. Semen

How do you make'em

There should be a troubleshoot section on ravewave.

Like a : HOW to...
or something.

Anyways.

IDJ ROCKS!
More intimate then ever!
I'm bringing my pantoufles.

Smile!
Simon

Party hardy tonight?
I'm going so,
so who is?


PHIRE!
will be for
LATER! during the night...

Stimpy!

Itchy balls are funny when it's cause they were shaved.

hehehe

Did you shave your balls Alex?
Put some Gayben on it.

heheh

Simon

you rock cause your gonna get spliffed out coming out of work!

I finish my class at 9...
If I go back to it...


Whoopass!
Simon

cuz your posting from an computer out of the oblivious...

U still at work?

cuz you say "he" when I'm a post away...

:)

higher learning

dans é dents stie!
hehe

five Dolla!
five Dolla!

get your goodies here!

Simon
No wise signature for me

30$/hour