Types Of Bitches
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 10:25am |
 Coolness: 158745 | My friend’s cousin …
Wait a second. You know this is going to be good, when it starts with “My friend’s cousin.” My friend’s cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is — scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately. You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch types 44-58 are. If you have any ideas, please do leave them in the comments. I think it’s possible to be multiple types of bitch at once. I’ve met a number of people who are a combination of 5, 12, and 85-90. One could also evolve into and out of various categories as well. As one friend of mine said “I used to be #33, but now that I’ve grown up a little and my priorities have changed, I am solidly #37.” Feel free to let me know which type you are in the comments as well — or even chart your trajectory through the list. This list is fairly neatly written. Spelling and troubled penmanship aside, there are no cross-outs, crumples, stains, etc. This looks like something that was written, maybe as a part of a group, and then placed onto the official record that we see here. I like thinking about an excited group of kids sitting around and charting out all the different types of bitches they can think of and then carefully writing them down onto a master list. And it was found in a 3rd grade classroom! Either the child who left this behind borrowed this from a much more sophisticated older sibling/cousin, or kids in inner-city D.C. grow up even faster than I thought. Or both. Anyway, here’s the list. I’ve transcribed the list below for Google and folks who are visually impaired but nevertheless want to know about all the types of bitches. Types of Bitches 1) Dirty dumb ass bitches 2) Aint got no ass bitches 3) Dusty trick bitches 4) Fishy bitches 5) Don’t know how to fight bitches 6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches 7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that 8) Can’t keep a man bitch 9) Track wearing bitches 10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man 11) Hoochie looking bitches 12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches 13) Stupid bitches that act dumb 14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy 15) Want to be jocking bitches 16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone 17) Bitches who think they better than me 18) Instigating bitches 19) Talking behind your back bitches 20) Loud mouth bitches 21) Pissy bitches 22) Stingy bitches 23) Funky looking bitches 24) Short hair bitches 25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair 26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you 27) Staring in your face bitches 28) Big eyed looking bitches 29) Crazy bitches 30) Nappy tender headed bitches 31) Booty shorts wearing bitches 32) Coast-signing bitches 33) Dick riding bitches 34) Whipped bitches 35) Buck tooth bitches 36) Cheesy teeth bitches 37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches 38) Ghetto bitches 39) Hair dyeing bitches 40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches 41) Bitches who think they hard 42) Bitches that think they get money 43) Bitches that go to a dirty school 44) (page missing) 45) (page missing) 46) (page missing) 47) (page missing) 48) (page missing) 49) (page missing) 50) (page missing) 51) (page missing) 52) (page missing) 53) (page missing) 54) (page missing) 55) (page missing) 56) (page missing) 57) (page missing) 58) (page missing) 59) Gay bitches 60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches 61) Tomboy bitches 62) Stain on your pants bitches 63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches 64) Dirty hair bitches 65) Stealing bitches 66) Stinky feet bitches 67) Big gap bitches 68) Protecting their store bitches 69) Pajamas outside bitches 70) Ragly braid bitches 71) Stanky butt bitches 72) Greedy bitches 73) Slimy grimy bitches 74) Psycho bitches 75) Drug dealing bitches 76) Geekin’ bitches 77) Suntanning bitches 78) Goofy looking bitches 79) Triflin’ bitches 80) Skanky bitches 81) Mugging bitches 82) Sloppy bitches 83) Dirty fingernails bitches 84) Dirty sock wearing bitches 85) Uncreative bitches 86) White bitches that think black people poor 87) Conceited bitches 88) Tall bitches 89) Short bitches 90) Jealous bitches [ andiamnotlying.com ] |
| I'm feeling hitched right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 11:19am |
 Coolness: 185365 | il manque
boring bitches |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 11:20am |
 Coolness: 145210 | and internet bitches |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 11:27am |
| Coolness: 185365 | haha i wasn't pointing fingers
i think boring bitches would have be my personal #1, there are so many and what about the fat ones, always bitching on everyone, pissed of being fat |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 12:27pm |
| Coolness: 158745 | haha those must have been in the # 44-58 on the page missing! |
| I'm feeling hitched right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 12:30pm |
 Coolness: 180100 | I think I'm 74 and 75 |
| I'm feeling excited for dreadlocks right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mAd-kiloZ replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 2:14pm |
 Coolness: 91175 | Queen bitch that would be me =) |
| I'm feeling i love my r0bot !_! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 2:20pm |
 Coolness: 44660 | Well I know I'm #2 for sure. |
| I'm feeling tired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 2:24pm |
 Coolness: 131605 | i got an other...
(101) crazy as shit will kill you like in the movie vinyan bitches. its like an -all the above- but with proper terminology ;) |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mAd-kiloZ replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 2:55pm |
| Coolness: 91175 | Originally Posted By SMASHLEY506
Well I know I'm #2 for sure. hahahaha ok queen bitches might be more proper in our cases =) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:08pm |
| Coolness: 145210 | you can be my bitch anytime... |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:26pm |
| Coolness: 44660 | I think I'm just a bitch. Period. |
| I'm feeling tired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:27pm |
 Coolness: 103265 | Add that to the list. Bitches on their period |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:28pm |
| Coolness: 44660 | Ha. Those might be the worst kind. |
| I'm feeling tired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:30pm |
| Coolness: 103265 | Nope. Pre menstrual bitches take out them cotton pony ridin bitches anyday |
| I'm feeling ez sessions monday wut! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 10:43pm |
| Coolness: 180100 | 44) boring bitches
45) internet bitches 46) fat bitches bitching cuz they're fat 47) ians bitch bitches 48) bitches on their period 49) PMS bitches |
| I'm feeling excited for dreadlocks right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 10:45pm |
| Coolness: 103265 | Still think 49 should come before 48Í |
| I'm feeling ez sessions monday wut! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Tue Mar 16, 2010 @ 10:45pm |
| Coolness: 180100 | yeah, your right.. my bad! |
| I'm feeling excited for dreadlocks right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Mar 17, 2010 @ 1:52am |
 Coolness: 2603995 | fuckin' bitches...
delusional bitches... |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Mar 17, 2010 @ 5:25pm |
| Coolness: 131605 | |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
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