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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 2:09am |
 Coolness: 83460 | I know it's the "jokes plates" thread... but isn't that a lil too much ?!?!
...y'a personne comme François Pérusse pour raconter ses jokes :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 2:18am |
 Coolness: 208905 | What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 11:08am |
 Coolness: 171965 | Originally Posted By AMP_UP I KNOW IT'S THE "JOKES PLATES" THREAD... BUT ISN'T THAT A LIL TOO MUCH ?!?! ...Y'A PERSONNE COMME FRAN?S P?SSE POUR RACONTER SES JOKES :P
Francois Pérusse est un génie !!!! La passe la plus drôle EVEEEEER: - Hotel dieu Bonjour. - Dieu S'il vous plait. - Comment sa Dieu? Y'as pas de Dieu icite. - Ben voyons Donc, Hotel Dieu pi Dieu est pas la - Ben c pareil comme appeler chez Jean-Coutu, Jean-Coutu est pas la. - Ben vous devriez changer le nom de votre Hotel. - C'est pas un Hotel. - C'est pas un Hotel... Hotel Dieu pas de dieu pas d'hotel??? - Ben oui mais Jean-coutu.... - Laisser faire Jean-coutu au moin lui ya une pharmacie vous vous avez même pas d'hotel. - Que c'est qui a Roger??? - Ben Jean-Coutu ya une pharmacie pi elle a même pas d'Hotel - AAAA sa pas de Bon sang.... c'est comme le proverbe dit en! Si Jean-Coutu a une pharmacie elle doit avoir un hotel... Ne pas les contrariers.... Ne PAS les contrariers... Update » Shindy wrote on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 11:09am Ouf... c'est plus drole quand c'est Pérusse qui le dit que écrit :P
Mais bon... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 11:13am |
 Coolness: 158360 | T'as tu pris ta tite pilule? Roger? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 11:18am |
| Coolness: 171965 | Dieu, heille le numéro est long en maudit!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 11:50am |
 Coolness: 178770 | hahahah! Pérusse, je l'adore ^___^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 4:03pm |
| Coolness: 83460 | It's not my fault, i'm 6'6'' - Chris Pronger |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:28pm |
 Coolness: 685715 | what do you call a epileptic in a bush?
russell. Woman is stood naked in front of a mirror and says to her husband... "I'm fat, old , saggy and ugly please give me a compliment" Husband turns round and replies... "Your eyesight's fuckin spot on" a man walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave him one |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:30pm |
 Coolness: 266080 | LOL |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:32pm |
| Coolness: 208905 | Une fille rentre dans un barre....
pis elle sort de l'autre barre. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:38pm |
| Coolness: 266080 | Stun gars qui dit a l´autre
-eille si y te resterais juste 2 minutes à vivre..qu´est-ce que tu ferais?? -moi je tirerais sur tous ce qui bouge pis toi?? -moi j´arreterais de bouger!! C´t´un gars qui rentre dans police La police se tasse Le gars rentre dans l´mur C´est deux gars dans l´désert. Y´en a un qui met son doigt dans l´oeuil de l´autre pi y dit: «S´pas moi !» ya deux gars sur un pont...le premier se pitche en bas.... l´autre se pitche en soulier ya un bouché qui c´est fait tiré six balle au nez par un sale amis... (c´Est un boucher qui c´Est fait tiré six balogne par sont salami...) Update » DrGonzo wrote on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:41pm c deux gars sur une ile,y en a un ki a une barbe lautre ca le dérange pas
Un renard va dans un poulailler et vole une poule. Le fermier arrive et lui demande : c´est toi qu´a volé ma poule? Le renard lui répond : non. Alors qu´en fait c´était lui. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | ya deux gars sur un pont...le premier se pitche en bas.... l´autre se pitche en soulier
HAHAHAHAhahahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:42pm |
| Coolness: 266080 | lmao
god these jokes suck. the fox one actually made me giggle quite a lot Update » DrGonzo wrote on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:44pm C´est une petit fille qui demande a sa mere :
-est-ce que je peux avoir le pot de nutella ?? ? sa mere lui repond : -pourquoi tu le prend pas toi meme ?? ? -ben la ... J´ai po de bras et de jambe ... -Ah ! pas de bras pas de jambe ! pas de nutella !! ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:44pm |
 Coolness: 226400 | The difference between a fox and a dog.
About 5 beers. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 3:46pm |
| Coolness: 208905 | A man's walking along the beach and he see's a woman with no arms and no legs so he asks "is there anything I can do to help you m'am?"
The woman says "I've never been hugged before" So the man gives her a hug and continues on his way. Another man comes along and asks "is there anything I can do to help you m'am?" The woman replies "I've never been kissed before" So the man gives her a kiss and continues on his way. Another man comes along and asks "is there anything I can do to help you m'am?" The woman replies "I've never been fucked before" So the man picks her up, throws her in the water and says "now you're fucked!" Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "boy it's hot in here" The second muffin screams "AAAAAH.. a talking muffin!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 8:59pm |
| Coolness: 178770 | HAHAHA!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 9:00pm |
 Coolness: 146450 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
c deux gars sur une ile,y en a un ki a une barbe lautre ca le dérange pas Un renard va dans un poulailler et vole une poule. Le fermier arrive et lui demande : c´est toi qu´a volé ma poule? Le renard lui répond : non. Alors qu´en fait c´était lui. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 9:32pm |
 Coolness: 150585 | There are two penguins in a bathtub. One penguin says to the other penguin "Hey, pass the soap." The other penguin looks at him and says back "What do I look like, a typewriter? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 10:37pm |
| Coolness: 208905 | I once heard a joke that was REALLY pas rapport...
You're rowing your boat down the street, when suddenly you get a flat tire. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? Fish don't have bones. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jun 5, 2007 @ 11:24pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | Yeah they do.
FAIL |
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