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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 12:10am |
 Coolness: 87015 | A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and
spots a Jamaican man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The Jamaican man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts, "What the hell is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!" The Jamaican guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming." |
| I'm feeling twisted little fuck right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 2:58pm |
 Coolness: 685715 | why is yeast retarded?
because it's in bread Update » Screwhead wrote on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 3:14pm What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! |
| I'm feeling warcracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 3:17pm |
 Coolness: 158360 | A missionary in a village somewhere in Africa happens to be the only white man for miles. One day, one of the villagers storms into his hut, holding his recently born baby. "Father!" he shouts, "why is my baby born so pale?", referring to the baby's obvious mix of ethnicity.
The missionary, sweating, looks left and right for answer. Finally, he spots a group of sheep. "See, my son, the sheep over there? ALl white, except for the small black sheep, right there. That's the mystery of God. He works in mysterious ways." The black man sighs. "Okay...I forget about the pale baby, you don't talk about the black sheep." |
| I'm feeling yattaaaaaaa right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 3:25pm |
 Coolness: 150585 | You guys just made my day. |
| I'm feeling cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 3:50pm |
 Coolness: 153130 | Originally Posted By DRNYARLATHOTEP
A missionary in a village somewhere in Africa happens to be the only white man for miles. One day, one of the villagers storms into his hut, holding his recently born baby. "Father!" he shouts, "why is my baby born so pale?", referring to the baby's obvious mix of ethnicity. The missionary, sweating, looks left and right for answer. Finally, he spots a group of sheep. "See, my son, the sheep over there? ALl white, except for the small black sheep, right there. That's the mystery of God. He works in mysterious ways." The black man sighs. "Okay...I forget about the pale baby, you don't talk about the black sheep." gold! |
| I'm feeling angelkoreish x 10000 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Fri Jun 1, 2007 @ 5:25pm |
 Coolness: 146450 | hahaha gold gold gold :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 2:53pm |
 Coolness: 83460 | Qu'est-ce qui arrive quand tu donne du viagra à un politicien ??
Il grandit! |
| I'm feeling sofa king cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 3:31pm |
 Coolness: 65425 | whats the difference between a duck? Update » GRASP wrote on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 3:32pm there is a chair with shoes and it walk down the street...halalalala! FUNNY JOKE! I LIKE! |
| I'm feeling a gaping mangina right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 9:35pm |
 Coolness: 208905 | 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a bloody mary, so the bar tender gives him a bloody mary.
Second one orders a bloody ceasar, so the bar tender gives him a bloody ceasar. Third one orders a cup of hot water. The bar tender gives yim his cup of hot water and asks "I'm curious.. what do you want a cup of hot water for? The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea." |
| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 10:35pm |
 Coolness: 178770 | LOL  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Skicks replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 11:49pm |
 Coolness: 176845 | Read it on a t-shirt at work :
Whats the definition of a canadian? An unarmed american with healthcare. |
| I'm feeling ^____^ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sat Jun 2, 2007 @ 11:53pm |
| Coolness: 208905 | Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a mother tomato, a father tomato and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind, so the father tomato squashes him and says "ketchup!" |
| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 4:12am |
 Coolness: 299450 | wow you saw pulp fiction! |
| I'm feeling lonely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 11:29am |
| Coolness: 208905 | Haha.. is that where it's from? I couldn't remember.
Ok, ok.. so what to u get when u cross Fed Ex with UPS? ...Fed Up! |
| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 11:30am |
 Coolness: 226400 | Why did pointlessness cross the road?
Cuz his cock was stuck in the chicken. |
| I'm feeling up to no good right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 11:37am |
| Coolness: 208905 | Niccce!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? ...Because chickens weren't invented yet. |
| I'm feeling serendipidy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 12:01pm |
| Coolness: 178770 | what's better than tentacles?
twentytacles
(drumroll: frlflrlflrlr tssssshhh!) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 8:17pm |
| Coolness: 146450 | Originally Posted By AERIAL_RAVER
what's better than tentacles? twentytacles
(drumroll: frlflrlflrlr tssssshhh!) :) :) :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Jun 3, 2007 @ 9:08pm |
| Coolness: 685715 | Yo mamma so fat, she's a landmark on Google Maps! |
| I'm feeling warcracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Mon Jun 4, 2007 @ 1:52am |
 Coolness: 248550 | Qu,est ce que ca fait 5 putes d'un bord et 5 putes de l'autre?
Dispute (dixxxxxxpute) ok that's the worst joke ever |
| I'm feeling #5 right now.. | |
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