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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Mon Jul 3, 2006 @ 10:16pm |
 Coolness: 126795 | Originally posted by WIZDUMB...
i asked the french maid for a bandaid but the dumb bitch brang me a clock instead, so i sat bleeding on the couch. that's excellent i picked up a stewardess at the freakshow and we made mayonaise till sunrise crow, jelly bean, map, flux capacitor |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Tue Jul 4, 2006 @ 5:35pm |
 Coolness: 75295 | Diary of A Time Traveller: Entry #345:
"In the end, it didn't matter that a crow got sucked into the air intake of the flux capacitor and knocked out our time machine because Dave lost the map anyway, we were stuck, and the only thing to eat was jelly-beans. I fucking hate Dave." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Tue Jul 4, 2006 @ 5:41pm |
 Coolness: 65325 | way to go mofo!You forgot the words! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Thu Jul 6, 2006 @ 4:44pm |
| Coolness: 75295 | mofo words forgot you
No I didn`t... you just time travelled to before I posted them and KNEW what they would be wierd... rubber chocolate Anne Rice lurched |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Thu Jul 6, 2006 @ 5:59pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | anne rice enjoys chocolate covered dildos shoved in hes ass as she is lurched over writing her novels.
marshmello-fudge packer-leroy-frekle |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Sun Jul 9, 2006 @ 7:20pm |
 Coolness: 122335 | my friend leroy's a fudge packer, he likes to lick marshmello's off of women's ass frekles.
immigrant, turd, vacancy, leprosy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 6:42pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | when motels have no vacancy,the immigrants with leprosy cant take a turd!
uterus,crouton,wonder,telescope |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 11:59pm |
| Coolness: 75295 | You forgot rubber!
Adter we pulled the telescope out of her uterus, it was little wonder that he also found a crouton. chia pet, Walt Disney, eugenics, garbage pail kids |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hazel replied on Tue Jul 11, 2006 @ 12:48pm |
 Coolness: 48040 | Walt Disney cuddles a chia pet in his cryogenic chamber to recover from failed eugenics experiments that gave birth to the garbage pail kids
glitter, outdoors, velocity, discontent |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Tue Jul 11, 2006 @ 11:55pm |
 Coolness: 166600 | discontent bitches always like to put on glitter before they go outdoors, they say it helps them gain velocity.
pillow, cucumber, chairlift, firefighters |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 1:58am |
 Coolness: 509585 | Firefighters love sticking cucumbers in pillow cases and chairlifting their new recruits up to Vermont. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 7:11pm |
| Coolness: 75295 | FUck Zed... you fucked it up... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 9:31pm |
 Coolness: 265980 | hah. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Thu Jul 13, 2006 @ 5:24pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | Finally its not ny fault |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Fri Jul 14, 2006 @ 4:09pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | orange,crack,cornholio,trapeze |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Whitebred replied on Fri Jul 14, 2006 @ 11:40pm |
 Coolness: 40730 | trapeze artists always seem to go after my cornholio even when if i was rubbing my crack with a cheezie and its all orange
beets, portfolio, nipple, cat |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jul 15, 2006 @ 4:19am |
| Coolness: 509585 | I need a portfolio for my bunghole! Beavis! nipple, hehehehehe hey let's lay beets on that cat!
soleil, amoureux, pieds, Celine Dion |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sat Jul 15, 2006 @ 3:26pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | je suce les pied de mon amoureux au coucher du soleil en ecoutant la nouvelle cd de celine dion "live in las vegas"
slik,grasp,dialect,white bread |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Jul 20, 2006 @ 3:39pm |
| Coolness: 122335 | i can't grasp the fact that i wipe my ass with silk, maybe it's just the fact that my friends call me white bread and i can't understand you dialect.
chicken nugget,zombies,urinal, sars |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Fri Jul 21, 2006 @ 4:00pm |
 Coolness: 105705 | After throwing chicken nuggets to zombies with sars, I had an urinal need to release.
Portfolio, almond, silver, japanese |
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