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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 4:20pm |
 Coolness: 65325 | the prosecuter advised me that sex with your feline friend is frowned upon,unless u sadomise it with a lavalamp thats been on for 2 days!
monster,couch,umbrella,constapated |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jun 27, 2006 @ 5:49am |
 Coolness: 265980 | He sat on the couch after a week of constipation in an attempt to fool his bowels into showing signs of life; sadly, the monster he was incubating was carrying an open umbrella, tearing apart the walls of his lower intestines.
sick, macho, limber, fly, time. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Tue Jun 27, 2006 @ 7:24pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | i act macho toward flies all the time when they land on my limber body when i'm sick!
divorce,saturn,salvia,erection,warp |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 12:32am |
| Coolness: 265980 | this one time, i took salvia, and i was on saturn, and i was standing in front of this big erection, and it somehow ejaculated me into a time warp, and i saw myself getting a divorce, so i dont think we should get married.
kick, pee, plunge, hugs, mourn, |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 12:46am |
 Coolness: 126795 | after exchanging hugs at my support group and we morn the lost of all the dead spermazoids, i explain how i'm trying to kick this masturbation addition by making sure i always pee on my hands and plunge them hands in the toilet afterwards rendering them too gross to touch myself with |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 12:47am |
| Coolness: 126795 | oooppss
rolex, tampons, baking soda, playstation |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 1:00am |
| Coolness: 265980 | Preparing yourself for your period: 1 rolex watch (timing is crucial), a box of tampons sprinkled with baking soda (it keeps refrigirators fresh; i see a conneeeeeeeection); 1 playstation (to play shooting games and/or to throw at people that piss you off. make sure to laugh at them.).
thong, cushion, soy, oatmeal, gimp. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 1:12am |
| Coolness: 126795 | soy's the gimp in a thong full of oatmeal for more cushion for the pushing
lazers, oprah, kangaroo, dictionary, vietnam |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 4:27pm |
 Coolness: 75295 | One time while I was in vietnam I saw Oprah blocking lazers with one of those really fat dictionaries, I think it was a kangaroo that was shooting at her... and I'm pretty sure I was on LSD.
thermometer, castration, mucus, Sunshine Bear, fate |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 8:52pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Thu Jun 29, 2006 @ 8:55pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | fuck!i always do that!its called crack...its delicious!
shemale,iron,audio,teletubies,wind |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Jun 30, 2006 @ 12:15pm |
| Coolness: 265980 | Originally posted by GRASP...
it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump! you left out 'thermometer'. cheater. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Fri Jun 30, 2006 @ 3:48pm |
| Coolness: 75295 | Seriously... minus a million-ja-billion points... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Fri Jun 30, 2006 @ 5:09pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | Originally posted by DRGONZO...
Originally posted by GRASP...
it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump! you left out 'thermometer'. cheater. i was totally going to say "castrated a sunshine bear with a broken thermometer" but i must have got side tracked |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jul 1, 2006 @ 1:00pm |
 Coolness: 509585 | Paris Hilton masturbates with a pineapple because regular dicks are about as effective as smoke to paper. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sun Jul 2, 2006 @ 10:44pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | way to go E.T. what i'm i suppose to make a sentence with! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Mon Jul 3, 2006 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 122335 | smegma, hamburgers, cheeze whiz and baboon |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Mon Jul 3, 2006 @ 9:14pm |
| Coolness: 65325 | someone put baboon shmegma in the hambergers at mc donalds and it kinda tastes like cheese whiz
anus,hockey,corn,international |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Mon Jul 3, 2006 @ 9:38pm |
| Coolness: 126795 | it's international corn anus hockey day
french, bandaid, clock, couch |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Mon Jul 3, 2006 @ 9:43pm |
| Coolness: 122335 | i asked the french maid for a bandaid but the dumb bitch brang me a clock instead, so i sat bleeding on the couch.
freakshow, stewardess, mayonaise and sunrise |
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