Make A Sentence With...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Mon 3 Jul, 2006 @ 10:16pm |
Originally posted by WIZDUMB...
i asked the french maid for a bandaid but the dumb bitch brang me a clock instead, so i sat bleeding on the couch. that's excellent i picked up a stewardess at the freakshow and we made mayonaise till sunrise crow, jelly bean, map, flux capacitor |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Tue 4 Jul, 2006 @ 5:35pm |
Diary of A Time Traveller: Entry #345:
"In the end, it didn't matter that a crow got sucked into the air intake of the flux capacitor and knocked out our time machine because Dave lost the map anyway, we were stuck, and the only thing to eat was jelly-beans. I fucking hate Dave." |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Tue 4 Jul, 2006 @ 5:41pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Thu 6 Jul, 2006 @ 4:44pm |
mofo words forgot you
No I didn`t... you just time travelled to before I posted them and KNEW what they would be wierd... rubber chocolate Anne Rice lurched |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Thu 6 Jul, 2006 @ 5:59pm |
anne rice enjoys chocolate covered dildos shoved in hes ass as she is lurched over writing her novels.
marshmello-fudge packer-leroy-frekle |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Sun 9 Jul, 2006 @ 7:20pm |
my friend leroy's a fudge packer, he likes to lick marshmello's off of women's ass frekles.
immigrant, turd, vacancy, leprosy |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Mon 10 Jul, 2006 @ 6:42pm |
when motels have no vacancy,the immigrants with leprosy cant take a turd!
uterus,crouton,wonder,telescope |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Mon 10 Jul, 2006 @ 11:59pm |
You forgot rubber!
Adter we pulled the telescope out of her uterus, it was little wonder that he also found a crouton. chia pet, Walt Disney, eugenics, garbage pail kids |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hazel a répondu le Tue 11 Jul, 2006 @ 12:48pm |
Walt Disney cuddles a chia pet in his cryogenic chamber to recover from failed eugenics experiments that gave birth to the garbage pail kids
glitter, outdoors, velocity, discontent |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Tue 11 Jul, 2006 @ 11:55pm |
discontent bitches always like to put on glitter before they go outdoors, they say it helps them gain velocity.
pillow, cucumber, chairlift, firefighters |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 1:58am |
Firefighters love sticking cucumbers in pillow cases and chairlifting their new recruits up to Vermont. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 7:11pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 9:31pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Thu 13 Jul, 2006 @ 5:24pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Fri 14 Jul, 2006 @ 4:09pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Whitebred a répondu le Fri 14 Jul, 2006 @ 11:40pm |
trapeze artists always seem to go after my cornholio even when if i was rubbing my crack with a cheezie and its all orange
beets, portfolio, nipple, cat |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Sat 15 Jul, 2006 @ 4:19am |
I need a portfolio for my bunghole! Beavis! nipple, hehehehehe hey let's lay beets on that cat!
soleil, amoureux, pieds, Celine Dion |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Sat 15 Jul, 2006 @ 3:26pm |
je suce les pied de mon amoureux au coucher du soleil en ecoutant la nouvelle cd de celine dion "live in las vegas"
slik,grasp,dialect,white bread |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Thu 20 Jul, 2006 @ 3:39pm |
i can't grasp the fact that i wipe my ass with silk, maybe it's just the fact that my friends call me white bread and i can't understand you dialect.
chicken nugget,zombies,urinal, sars |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 21 Jul, 2006 @ 4:00pm |
After throwing chicken nuggets to zombies with sars, I had an urinal need to release.
Portfolio, almond, silver, japanese |
Make A Sentence With...
[ Haut de la page ] |
Poster Une Réponse |
Vous devez être connecté pour soumettre une réponse.
[ Haut de la page ] |