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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Mon 3 Jul, 2006 @ 10:16pm
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Originally posted by WIZDUMB...

i asked the french maid for a bandaid but the dumb bitch brang me a clock instead, so i sat bleeding on the couch.



that's excellent

i picked up a stewardess at the freakshow and we made mayonaise till sunrise

crow, jelly bean, map, flux capacitor
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Tue 4 Jul, 2006 @ 5:35pm
trashandsuicide
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Diary of A Time Traveller: Entry #345:
"In the end, it didn't matter that a crow got sucked into the air intake of the flux capacitor and knocked out our time machine because Dave lost the map anyway, we were stuck, and the only thing to eat was jelly-beans. I fucking hate Dave."
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Tue 4 Jul, 2006 @ 5:41pm
grasp
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way to go mofo!You forgot the words!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Thu 6 Jul, 2006 @ 4:44pm
trashandsuicide
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mofo words forgot you

No I didn`t... you just time travelled to before I posted them and KNEW what they would be wierd...

rubber chocolate Anne Rice lurched
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Thu 6 Jul, 2006 @ 5:59pm
grasp
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anne rice enjoys chocolate covered dildos shoved in hes ass as she is lurched over writing her novels.

marshmello-fudge packer-leroy-frekle
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Sun 9 Jul, 2006 @ 7:20pm
wizdumb
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my friend leroy's a fudge packer, he likes to lick marshmello's off of women's ass frekles.

immigrant, turd, vacancy, leprosy
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Mon 10 Jul, 2006 @ 6:42pm
grasp
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when motels have no vacancy,the immigrants with leprosy cant take a turd!

uterus,crouton,wonder,telescope
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Mon 10 Jul, 2006 @ 11:59pm
trashandsuicide
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You forgot rubber!

Adter we pulled the telescope out of her uterus, it was little wonder that he also found a crouton.

chia pet, Walt Disney, eugenics, garbage pail kids
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hazel a répondu le Tue 11 Jul, 2006 @ 12:48pm
hazel
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Walt Disney cuddles a chia pet in his cryogenic chamber to recover from failed eugenics experiments that gave birth to the garbage pail kids

glitter, outdoors, velocity, discontent
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA a répondu le Tue 11 Jul, 2006 @ 11:55pm
aykin0xia
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discontent bitches always like to put on glitter before they go outdoors, they say it helps them gain velocity.

pillow, cucumber, chairlift, firefighters
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 1:58am
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Firefighters love sticking cucumbers in pillow cases and chairlifting their new recruits up to Vermont.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 7:11pm
trashandsuicide
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FUck Zed... you fucked it up...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Wed 12 Jul, 2006 @ 9:31pm
drgonzo
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hah.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Thu 13 Jul, 2006 @ 5:24pm
grasp
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Finally its not ny fault
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Fri 14 Jul, 2006 @ 4:09pm
grasp
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orange,crack,cornholio,trapeze
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Whitebred a répondu le Fri 14 Jul, 2006 @ 11:40pm
whitebred
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trapeze artists always seem to go after my cornholio even when if i was rubbing my crack with a cheezie and its all orange

beets, portfolio, nipple, cat
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Sat 15 Jul, 2006 @ 4:19am
alienzed
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I need a portfolio for my bunghole! Beavis! nipple, hehehehehe hey let's lay beets on that cat!

soleil, amoureux, pieds, Celine Dion
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Sat 15 Jul, 2006 @ 3:26pm
grasp
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je suce les pied de mon amoureux au coucher du soleil en ecoutant la nouvelle cd de celine dion "live in las vegas"

slik,grasp,dialect,white bread
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Thu 20 Jul, 2006 @ 3:39pm
wizdumb
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i can't grasp the fact that i wipe my ass with silk, maybe it's just the fact that my friends call me white bread and i can't understand you dialect.

chicken nugget,zombies,urinal, sars
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg a répondu le Fri 21 Jul, 2006 @ 4:00pm
psyborg
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After throwing chicken nuggets to zombies with sars, I had an urinal need to release.

Portfolio, almond, silver, japanese
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