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Coolness: 65395
| the prosecuter advised me that sex with your feline friend is frowned upon,unless u sadomise it with a lavalamp thats been on for 2 days!
monster,couch,umbrella,constapated |
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Coolness: 266050
| He sat on the couch after a week of constipation in an attempt to fool his bowels into showing signs of life; sadly, the monster he was incubating was carrying an open umbrella, tearing apart the walls of his lower intestines.
sick, macho, limber, fly, time. |
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Coolness: 65395
| i act macho toward flies all the time when they land on my limber body when i'm sick!
divorce,saturn,salvia,erection,warp |
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Coolness: 266050
| this one time, i took salvia, and i was on saturn, and i was standing in front of this big erection, and it somehow ejaculated me into a time warp, and i saw myself getting a divorce, so i dont think we should get married.
kick, pee, plunge, hugs, mourn, |
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Coolness: 126865
| after exchanging hugs at my support group and we morn the lost of all the dead spermazoids, i explain how i'm trying to kick this masturbation addition by making sure i always pee on my hands and plunge them hands in the toilet afterwards rendering them too gross to touch myself with |
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Coolness: 126865
| oooppss
rolex, tampons, baking soda, playstation |
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Coolness: 266050
| Preparing yourself for your period: 1 rolex watch (timing is crucial), a box of tampons sprinkled with baking soda (it keeps refrigirators fresh; i see a conneeeeeeeection); 1 playstation (to play shooting games and/or to throw at people that piss you off. make sure to laugh at them.).
thong, cushion, soy, oatmeal, gimp. |
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Coolness: 126865
| soy's the gimp in a thong full of oatmeal for more cushion for the pushing
lazers, oprah, kangaroo, dictionary, vietnam |
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Coolness: 75365
| One time while I was in vietnam I saw Oprah blocking lazers with one of those really fat dictionaries, I think it was a kangaroo that was shooting at her... and I'm pretty sure I was on LSD.
thermometer, castration, mucus, Sunshine Bear, fate |
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Coolness: 65395
| it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump! |
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Coolness: 65395
| fuck!i always do that!its called crack...its delicious!
shemale,iron,audio,teletubies,wind |
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| Originally posted by GRASP...
it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump!
you left out 'thermometer'. cheater. |
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| Seriously... minus a million-ja-billion points... |
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| Originally posted by DRGONZO...
Originally posted by GRASP...
it must have been fate when i castrated a sunshine bear and spat my mucus into his dick stump!
you left out 'thermometer'. cheater.
i was totally going to say "castrated a sunshine bear with a broken thermometer" but i must have got side tracked |
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Coolness: 509655
| Paris Hilton masturbates with a pineapple because regular dicks are about as effective as smoke to paper. |
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Coolness: 65395
| way to go E.T. what i'm i suppose to make a sentence with! |
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Coolness: 122405
| smegma, hamburgers, cheeze whiz and baboon |
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Coolness: 65395
| someone put baboon shmegma in the hambergers at mc donalds and it kinda tastes like cheese whiz
anus,hockey,corn,international |
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Coolness: 126865
| it's international corn anus hockey day
french, bandaid, clock, couch |
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Coolness: 122405
| i asked the french maid for a bandaid but the dumb bitch brang me a clock instead, so i sat bleeding on the couch.
freakshow, stewardess, mayonaise and sunrise |
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