Job Offer: Dishwasher
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| The restaurant I work at needs a dishwasher for Monday! Send me a message or email no_philter@hotmail.com - and I'll tell you where to go with your CV.
4-5 hours daily, 5 days/week - You must be able to tolerate the smell of curry and Indian vocal trance.
HAHA |
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| I was gonna apply until u mentioned the indian vocal trance! |
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| does it pay minimum wage?? cause if yes, i'm SO there. |
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| haha theres only one or two tracks, but yes- I have heard trance, East Indian vocals, plus LIL JOHN mixed into one... HAHA
And Neoform, yeah cash wise - but you get access to the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!
You'd make the best dish bitch ever! |
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| hah, nah, i'll stick to my day job as a programmer thanks. ;) |
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| considering i make 4x that umm... nope... |
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| I'd apply but I don't have a CV and I go to school everyday... |
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| what is minimum wage now anyways? 7 something? |
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| 7.4
and noah, it wont last. (haha) |
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| why won't it last... cause i'll want to travel ;) |
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| I'm puzzled at the need to submit a CV to wash dishes.
WTF ? Do you need a degree in dishwashing to be hired now ?
" I'm here, I wash dishes, I'm ready ". What the f**k more does an employer need ? Drug tests ? |
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| You always have to submit a CV, whatever the job. |
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| programmers and testosterone; why do they have so much of it? |
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| Nothing to release it on? |
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| i thought dishwashing jobs were reserved for people who arrived on rafts |
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| man if it weren't for minimum wage that sounds great!
imagine... free movies and free curry. life would finally have meaning |
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| No degree in dishwashing or amount of curry flavored foods would make me withstand an all indian vocal trance-fest everyday.
And I'm assuming that cleaning other people's unfinished plates doesn't exactly make you hungry...unless you haven't eaten all day before coming in. |
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| we need minimum wage jobs more than you think.
fools |
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| Originally posted by ::PIXELIZED::...
And I'm assuming that cleaning other people's unfinished plates doesn't exactly make you hungry...unless you haven't eaten all day before coming in.
actually, i'm the official dishwasher of y household and so i have no problem cleaning other people's dishes. i mean if i can stand 3 day-old encrusted tuna bowls i could probably hack it.
minimum wage jobs suck though... i should know, i'm working at one now! but my time is so worth more than 7.35! |
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| Actually, theres only one or two tracks- I thought I made it obvious that I was kidding, but hey- being dense isn't a requirement or this job! It's like a bonus! haha
And after working in the IT industry, I'm really glad to be out... It's great to interact with human beings- heh the pay cut doesn't even bug me that much.
heh.. you can't even hear anything in the Kitchen anyways.. |
Job Offer: Dishwasher
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