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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Fri Sep 23, 2011 @ 1:59pm
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Tue Sep 27, 2011 @ 1:13pm
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Tue Sep 27, 2011 @ 1:58pm
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Thu Sep 29, 2011 @ 2:39am
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Sep 29, 2011 @ 6:17pm
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c-c-c-c-coffee jitterz !

"Two months of the groom's salary?" guessed Bernard.

"TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!"

Bernard didn't see the problem. "So? You've got money, haven't you?"

A tired expression crossed Doctor Fred's face, one of old, but pressing worries. "Well, I didn't get all the money I expected from that TV show about us. We had to rent out our mansion as a hotel just to make ends meet. We're living mostly on that income - that, and Edna's tips from her exotic dancing." He sighed wearily. "If only I had signed that contract in time!" he bemoaned.

"What contract?" said Bernard, confused. "What TV show about you?"

"Well, after that incident where I was possessed by a meteor from outer space, somebody decided to make a show about us. But they didn't pay us anything! All we got was a cut of the video game."

Bernard whistled. "Wow. That thing made millions!"

"Yes. I forgot to sign the royalty contract in time, though. I still have it in my safe upstairs."

"Let's go get the contract out of the safe and sign it!" exclaimed Bernard.

"I forgot the combination!" said Doctor Fred.

Bernard was stumped for words. "But that's... that's so stupid, Doctor Fred!"

"I know! It gives my enormous brain nightmares. Every time I fall asleep I dream about opening the safe - but I find something horrible inside and slam it shut! Over and over again, night after night."

"Is that why you drink so much coffee?" asked Bernard.

"I haven't slept in two years!" said Doctor Fred.

"You're going to get really chafed hands doing that," said Bernard, referring to Doctor Fred's incessant hand-rubbing.

Doctor Fred stopped rubbing his hands. "Sorry. Coffee jitters."

"Maybe you should switch to decaf," suggested Bernard.

"NO!" shouted Doctor Fred. The word seemed to have been jerked from him. "Then I'd fall asleep and... the dreams would come." Unaware he was even doing it, he'd started rubbing his hands again.

"We have to do something!" said Bernard, reverting to his earlier theme.

"Yes! We have to get a new diamond!"

"Isn't there anything we can do?"

"Go diamond shopping!"

Bernard backed away. "Well, gotta go save the world," he said.

"Good luck!" said Doctor Fred. He returned to his coffee; Bernard was already walking up the stairs to the lobby.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Sun Oct 2, 2011 @ 5:17am
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"You're going to get really chafed hands doing that," - You can get really chafed penis too.
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No.
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Chuck Testa!
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Chuck Testa doesn't taxidermize pets.
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