???

ahahaha, thats the 1st thing that came to mind..
the resemblance is stunning

aww SHIATE! so thats why she was limping this morning...
FUCKA'!

tones, after hearing you mc over HHC for 30 entire seconds...
i herby concur everything you say to be invalid... thank you and have a nice day~
:x

:D cheeeeers!

i'll take that as a no...?
ok
go here... [ bitconjurer.org ]
download bit torrent...
then go here... [ suprnova.org ]
scroll down to the todays music area, and download the radiohead file...
it'll be a small file... caleed something like Radiohead-Com Lag-Ltd Ed -2004-.torrent
open this file in bit torrent and your cd will start downloading...

do you know how to use bit torrent?

ComLag...
i found it a few nights ago on suprnova. it's some limited edition thingy from 2004, i hadn't heard anything about it. it's pretty good, many new tracks, and some live/remixed stuff.
anybody who digs radiohead might wanna check it out~

aheheh, it's a keeper.
and yes, i tip...
but is it really worth a dollar to have someone open my overpriced beer for me...?

NICE GUY EDDIE

Okay, everybody cough up green for the little lady.

Everybody whips out a buck, and throws it on the table. Everybody, that is, except Mr. White.

NICE GUY EDDIE

C'mon, throw in a buck.

MR. PINK

Uh-uh. I don't tip.

NICE GUY EDDIE

Whaddaya mean you don't tip?

MR. PINK


I don't believe in it.

NICE GUY EDDIE


You don't believe in tipping?

MR. BROWN

(laughing)

I love this guy, he's a madman, this guy.

MR. BLONDE

Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make shit.

MR. PINK

Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

Everybody laughs.

NICE GUY EDDIE

I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip?

MR. PINK

I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job.

MR. BLUE

Our girl was nice.

MR. PINK

Our girl was okay. She didn't do anything special.

MR. BLUE

What's something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick?

They all laugh.

NICE GUY EDDIE

I'd go over twelve percent for that.

MR. PINK

Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee,I want it filled six times.

MR. BLONDE

What if she's too busy?

MR. PINK

The words "too busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.

NICE GUY EDDIE

Excuse me, Mr. White, but the last thing you need is another cup of coffee.

They all laugh.

MR. PINK

These ladies aren't starvin to death. They make minimum wage. When I worked for minimum wage, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

NICE GUY EDDIE

Ahh, now we're getting down to it. It's not just that he's a cheap bastard –

MR. ORANGE

– It is that too –

NICE GUY EDDIE

– It is that too. But it's also he couldn't get a waiter job. You talk like a pissed off dishwasher: "Fuck those cunts and their fucking tips."

MR. BLONDE

So you don't care that they're counting on your tip to live?

Mr. White rubs two of his fingers together.

MR. PINK

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

MR. WHITE

You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

MR. PINK

So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

MR. BLUE

They work harder than the kids at McDonald's.

MR. PINK

Oh yeah, I don't see them cleaning fryers.

MR. BLUE


These people are taxed on the tips they make. When you stiff 'em, you cost them money.


MR. WHITE

Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one jab basically any woman can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of tips.


MR. PINK

Fuck all that.

They all laugh.

MR. PINK


Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. it would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I don't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise.

MR. ORANGE

He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
:lol

WERD~!
i can't wait

ahaha, yeah, no-one tips at McDonalds...
also, most bar-tenders and waitress' i know make alot more money then i do, which is why i generally refuse to go to bars, the fuckin price of everything is already double, or tripled.. and then if you leaave less then a dollar tip, you're sneared at,... what the fuck, i rather drink in a park like the ghetto-ass biatch that i am!

also, tones. NO ONE TIPS ME for doing my job... i think 20% on 2$ is fine~
ahahaha, i'm starting to remind myself of that guy in Resevoir Dogs.

ahahah, nice. i was refused admission to peel pub once cuz i was wearing a braclet with rubber spikes, and refused to remove it. what a bunch shit-suckers!

it's damn hard to get a job in that field. i know several people who've gone through intesive audio schooling and dished out 10-20 grand, it's been a few years and they're still telemarketing n such. i went to sound school for a year but it was more of a studio apprentice-ship and was only 5 grand. it was definatly worth it, but i probably would have gotten more out of it if i had just spent the money on some fancy gear.

no raggin on my be-half gordo...
i'm not saying either way is right.

can't we allll just get a schlong...
(says olly in a high pitch voice)

thats what i was trying to tell Ze've in that long paragraph...
he was saying people who are uncut will be uncomfortable, which is douche-talk if you ask me...

"no, no it doesnt. and i much rather be able to clean mah stuff myself comfortably, then rely on some smelly bodily fluid to do that for me." said Ze'ev....
what the fuck are you talking about??
as long you know how to use a bar of soap, there shouldn't be any problem... and what do you mean by "comfortably"?
i'm not saying there is a right way and a wrong way, cuz obviously, it's not something we decide ourselves, but why do you feal the need to promote your PENIS-STYLE...
also, a penis looks the same either way when it's erect...
it's only while limp that you can see the difference.

oh yeah, and also...

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
just cuz i didn't use it enough times already...

oh ... well in that case i'll just cut off my forskin and mail it to you... in a neat little package!!
but seriously, forskin allows more "whackability"...

yeah, killer condoms is a good one. i like TROMA everything~

oh! thanks for reminding me, i must rig up my house.. home-alone-style~

i answear all the time...
fuack!

thats fuckin cool

the way to do it is to make sure everything is mirrored.
each kick has to have the same kick in reverse on top of it, as does every other sound. say over the coarse of 1 bar, the melody would have to go something like : D_A_A_D.
the 1st time i made a track like this was a few years ago on my korg sampler. i reversed the track and couldn't tell, but the track itself wasn't that great of a track. i definatly have to try that again~

yeah, like scott said, i bought a pair fostex PM0.5 for a little over 500$. maybe 550$.
they're pretty tight sounding. come by sometime, we'll work on a tune and you can check out the monitors-
:smokin

ANGRYCHINCHILLA, i taped the same marathon and it still brings me much joy...

not that this has anything to do with beat signatures, but i once made a song that was the same song backwards. i think that would make a pretty cool vinyl, it would really confuse some people if it was scratched. god bless palindromes...

SPHINCTER

my friend said the band with the stand-up bass was pretty damn good... he thought jet put on a boring show though, aside from their lighting.

ahahah, i have the same GIGER poster beside my bed...

ahaha, nice job on the weather forcast. this site just keeps getting more nifty...

double D ? i used to listen to her radio show in calgary back in 2000. i taped some of her shows
some of the first hardcore i listened to...

this thread nakes mo hardcore sense...

i want to work in the videogame industry...
grrr
i'm a musician first, then a paperboy.

i have a phobia of dentists...
and to top it off, last i was there, the whole staff was wearing surgical BUNNY masks.
That was THE FUCKING FREAKIEST SHIT!!
i don't think i can go back there...

Oh Ben, you are so perfect, so spectacularrr in every way
You bring light into my life, Ben. You almost make me forget all about...
Tacos! Oh, tacos, so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
I love you, Ben. You almost make me forget about...
Tacos......
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.
Taco taco. Burrito Burrito. Taco taco.

ya, i meant to say HI the 1st time, the image of the toilet-bowl was just a nervous tick...
please forgive me

he's practically getting PAID to post...

ahahaha, ze'ev went down by like, 500. :lol
he must really like himself~