damn right

nope

.

i told you how she got in
seriously


also, i have spoken to her and she did not suck his balls or become impregnated with any of their hellspawns

though she slept with ricky martin

look.. that thing will sell like crazy because everyone knows how to use a remote control and thats what the controller is.. a remote control...
people whove never gamed before will start
that's what Nintendo is all about. family gaming. theyre not about fancy graphics.

If you all must know... My friend Peter used to work at the Hotel they were staying at and he has some connections to the place.
I asked him to hook her up is all.

Nintendo shows 'Revolutionary' console controller
Will consumers see the point and click?
By Tony Smith
Published Friday 16th September 2005 15:01 GMT


Games console developers devote as much time to the launching of the controllers their machines will be played with as the game-hosting hardware itself. The latest company to do so is Nintendo. Today it told the world what the gamepad that will ship with its Revolution console will look like.


Nintendo Revolution Controller

Frankly, it's ugly and looks more like something you'd use to adjust the height of a dentist's chair, but it does at least have some interesting internals.

One of which is motion detection, so we can expect to see players gesturing grandiosely at their TV screens in a bid to make Mario jump over rocks and hazards.

The look, incidentally, is derived from TV remote controls. Since ordinary consumers are more familiar with them than they are with traditional console controllers, non-gamers will find Revolution easier to use, Nintendo reckons.

Revolution is due to ship next year, and is likely to target non-gamers as much as folk who have grown up playing a variety of consoles. Nintendo executives have consistently touted a return to more basic games that win fans through clever gameplay rather than expensive-to-create imagery. As such, it's moving away from Sony and Microsoft whose PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 are likely to be pitched heavily toward hard-core gamers.

Nintendo President Satoru Iwata also said today he hopes to help smaller developers break into the console software arena, something many of them have found too expensive to achieve in the past. "Small developers can compete on creativity not on scale or staff size," he said. "Nintendo is willing to help bring these ideas to life." ®



Courtesy of The Register

thats crazy.. i couldnt do it for 5 minutes.. then again.. i also had 2 dolts shaking the bar i was balancing myself on...
bastards...

CATEGORY GLOBAL HECTARES
FOOD 3.4
MOBILITY 0.8
SHELTER 1.3
GOODS/SERVICES 2.2
TOTAL FOOTPRINT 7.7

IF EVERYONE LIVED LIKE YOU, WE WOULD NEED 4.3 PLANETS.

yeah.. and they have until 48 hours before the show to cancel your rental...
thats scandalous!!!
your entire show could be cancelled just 2 days before!!

why?" and what did you do there?

unless he were upside down

hahaha sweet

i backhand girls all the time... mostly they deserve it

legal around the world eh?

Bush: "Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans you say?"
Advisor: "Yup."
Bush: "Any Black Gold down there?"
Advisor: "Nope, just black people Sir."
Bush: "Right... Get me ten helicopters here now! ... ... ... Me and some friends want to go to Disneyland and ride Space Mountain. We heard a little black boy died on it!!"

well i mean wasnt it obvious that it would happen?
theyre BELOW sea level and theyre surrounded on three sides by water!!!!
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED???

ok.. tar sands.. and/or removing the last drops of oil from a well by adding water.... its not the fact of separating the water from the oil thats the problem... its the refuse water...
that water has tiny, tiny little parts of (let's just say) sand in it... and is horrendously fatal if consumed by any living creatures... (the tinyness of the particles will actually destroy our insides... and having that "sand" settle in the water in order to be able to put that water back into the environment takes 20 years at the minimum (with current chemical catalysts)... so having storage facilities that are able to hold as much contaminated water as oil we produce is very , very costly.. especially if we have to sotre taht water for 20 years....

also, that stat about the well "drying out" and us "running out" of oil is also untrue... like someone said.. (sorry i dont feel like scrolling up and checking who it was, but i will waste time writing this whole side note about it) the earth's core creates enough pressure and waht not to produce more oil naturally... not only organic matter from prehistoric time can turn into oil you know....

anyhoo.... also dihydrogen is called hydrogen gas... or hydrogen for short.... putz
all this said, i agree that we have a problem here.. even if the earth does naturally produce oil, we are certainly using it up faster that we can get it...
\but i wouldn't worry about it so much.. wth all the fuss being made about it nowadays, there will be a solution soon... i mean look at any other huge social problem we've had over the years.. we may not notice it, but all these goverment ad campaigns to change us work in the long run....
well ive overstayed my welcome so good night

good job yas

bahaha

i wonder if asian people tattoo english words on their bodies

balls... any woman, in the presence of a child and/or a nursing mother will instinctively want children...
they may deny it and rationalize it and say they don't... but i have one thing to say to them.. balls

seriously...
what are you talking about?
msn COMES with windows... you can't NOT have msn if you bought windows... the only way to not have msn is if you dont upgrade to the newer version when it tells you to...
ive also tried to delete msn.. it gets replaced

this is supposed to be surprising?
every woman on earth gets wet over the prospect of childfren
seeing anoher woman with an infant is obviously gonna make them hot

whoa.. nice

hurray!! love for me!

true

EchoStar offering 10 years of free satellite TV to any town! As long as it’s named DISH.

Posted Aug 24, 2005, 7:29 AM ET by Barb Dybwad
Related entries: Home Entertainment


We’ve seen goofy promotions and we’ve seen goofy promotions, but this — this is one goofy ass promotion. EchoStar is offering free equipment, installation and 10 years’ worth of satellite TV programming to the town that votes to change its name to DISH. Though the idea isn’t completely unprecedented (Halfway, Oregon changed its name to [ Half.com ] for 60 grand and 20 computers — cities going cheap these days!), the move is more about promoting brand recognition than a desire to spread satellite TV to the huddled masses. Still, you’ve got until November 1 to get all civic minded and drop in on that next Town Hall meeting, slackers.


Courtesy of [ Engadget.com ]

i loves it
sleek and sexy,,,, no fancy stuf
its great they dont need to change a thing

that would be fucking sweet
oh man

lying in bed surfing the net on my laptop!

What do you think and have you found any sweet scripts?

for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about
GreaseMonkey

it was incredible

bahahahaha
PIG RAPE!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOLD!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the point I'm trying to make isn't that Quebec should be allowed to separate or that they would fare well if they did. I'm saying that the things people most often complain about, pertaining to government affairs, are not the government's problem. It's their own stupidity.

When it comes to National Unity, I'm all for it. Don't you worry about that. Quebec shouldn't be allowed to separate in my books.

hahahahahahahha

By Lester Haines
Published Thursday 18th August 2005 13:24 GMT


A simulacrum of Jesus's face discovered by a non-practicing Hindu in a Burgess Hill hawthorn tree looks set to become a focus of pilgrimage after a local pastor declared it "a revelation from God".

Sewdutt Maunick told the BBC how he was inexorably drawn to the divine shrub, explaining: "Something was actually urging me to come to this end of the garden because we never actually sit here. Suddenly I rushed to call my wife, Vijayantimala, and said 'look, I have seen this figure of a man, come and look'."

The suitably epiphanised couple called in pastor Elaine Thomas who confirmed the revelation, saying: "I think that often we are in the right place at the right time. It's touched my heart and it's done something for me."

Mr and Mrs Maunick now plan to talk about their close encounter with the divine to the pastor's flock. We have no doubt that when they get back from the church, [ GoldenPalace.com ] will have removed the hawthorn with a chainsaw and arranged for a hard-up US woman to have a representation of the Jesus image tattooed on her arse in return for ten bucks' worth of e-chips. ®

Courtesy of The Resgister

made: my new laptop

ever heard of sarcasm